Does my cooking pass?

Does my cooking pass?

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I have been making an effort to make actual meals, on clean plates, and even put down a cloth to cover the counter stains.

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its bait its bait its bait its bait its bait its bait its bait it has to be its bait

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looks good fren but try a wrap instead of bread, it's much better for picking up loose bits; also use a spoon for fine grains instead of a fork, much less messy
he's a dumpster diver

it's not bait. I just can't discuss food on /ck/ anymore

the food bank i go to doesn't have wraps.

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Mtf?

american "cookin"

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just keep it in mind in case you come across any
>slavoj zizek genius page
i have to know

>Beans on toast
That's obv British poverty diet

Are you british or something?

Doesn't make it any better

This shit looks whack homie

Neither of op's pics are anything close to beans on toast mate.
First pic is like couscous with chickpeas and some other shit, second is chicken and baby sweetcorn I think.
I have no idea why they are being served on plain white toast.

But does my cooking pass? uwu

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card go to sleep it's fucking late

my hobby is 50 hours of dexies and shitposting a day
gotta keep going late and start early

Great, now you summond an ACTUAL brit

that doesn't sound healthy, but then again i'm not a doctor

You must be Gordon Ramsay to dissect that second dish user. It looked like baby eels in pesto sauce over white toast. Your dish looks very nice indeed, what's in it?

How would cooking skills make you pass for anything? I'm a cis man and my cooking is the best in my whole family.
This looks decent and I'd eat it Are those baby corns in mushroom sauce?
Not sure if that would work. Also you're putting carbs on carbs in both dishes. Remove the toast and both are immediately better imo.
Btw, this is now a cooking thread, post meals you made and are proud of. Pic related is vegan lasagna I made completely from scratch, including the dough and sauce from fresh tomatoes, zucchini, carrots, sweet potatoes and leeks. And most importantly, with fresh herbs from my balcony, oregano, rosemary and lemon thyme. The white sauce is cauliflower with nutmeg, salt and pepper. The "meat" filling is smoked tofu fried with oyster mushrooms and shiitake with shiitake sauce and caramel. Only thing I'm not happy with is the top pasta sheet, could look better. But this was my first time making lasagna. Here it's served with a simple salad, capers and a small glass of chilled Chardonnay.

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I'll ask Konrad in September

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'av yew gott a problm wiv that love?
It was very nice, thank you. I made it a couple days ago.
Just a salad with chicken, Chinese lettuce, avocado, mango, chillies, a little olive oil, a squeeze of lime and a few coriander leaves

does my double beef and bacon cheeseburger look feminine enough? could I attract a chaser with it?

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Yes. wouldpropose/10

why is that mf just sitting on your desk, you don't eat there, do you user?

>mango, avocado and chillies
Based combo
>does my double beef and bacon cheeseburger look feminine enough?
Burgers always look male, that's why they attract manly man that are actually kinda gay. You have to open your mouth really wide to eat it, just let that sink in. So yeah, it attracts chasers I guess.

finally, someone not blind

lookin' good chief

borgor gorl
me and had pizza in the park a few hours ago while we discussed schenanigans. was very nice actually

We've having pizzar

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No plate big ass probably inhaled that shit immediately after this picture

>lookin' good chief
Thanks!
Pizza kinda feels like cheating to me. As long as you don't burn it, you can chuck just about anything on it and it's great. Yours looks nice, made it from scratch?
Pic related is tangyuan, a simple dessert I like to make. It's glutinous rice balls filled with anko (red bean paste which I make from dried beans), in ginger and molasses syrup. Getting so much filling inside takes practice.

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desu I don't remember why it's on my desk, and yes I do eat there after I push everything back so I have more room but I clean my room once a week so it's not that bad...
>Burgers always look male
I knew it. I'm finished. does my gnocchi pass then? pic rel

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What the fuck are the male ass portions? Eat less, you look like a masculine pig.