Happy fucking Friday anons

The weekend cometh!!
I'm going to be staying up late, as usual. I am bored, and this boredom will only worsen. I require your best anti-boredom measures. Favourite porn, youtube videos, music, short stories, memes, how your day was, etc. I'd like to just have a general conversation thread that's chill and laid-back and etc. please, for me :3 ?
i had a bottle of dr pepper today. that wAs rather enjoyable. have you people ever had grape fanta? i find it vry nice :))

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men are also hot. like damn

>YT videos
Cybershell has good long autistic videos to listen to as background noise. Also, Leanord Nimoy's commentary on the first season of the history channel. I don't usually watch youtube but these are good things to have.

I've been pretty good. I drew a lot, kinda felt like shit but I'm doing better. Folded clothes, my dad is getting me burger king. Tomorrow I'm probably going to apply to a video game store, praying they let me in but it's me against the owner's daughter so we'll see.
>Grape fanta
Don't like grape, sunkist is better.
Detail your ideal woman vs ideal male (or something inbetween if you have an ideal for them too)

dress up in something sexy and watch bad horror movies

I've been watching videos about cave exploration accidents. I have this morbid fascination with them even though I've never been caving.

I just got off of work and I'm about to drive into the city. I'll be listening to Toxic Holocaust's Chemistry of Consciousness album because I'm feeling something fast today.

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yoo green. where tf are the sonic jpegs my dude?
what you gonna get from bk? im usually a bacon double xl and fries with like. probly coke or water. i am not fat, if that matters. ive always been beneath the average weight. this is off topic and unimportant sorry
wut is sunkist??
>Detail your ideal woman vs ideal male (or something inbetween if you have an ideal for them too)
at the moment i have been very much into the men. and the manly men. not so much women. i admit to the basic taste of physically fit, abs and muscles and such. hairy chest is nice, short hair, to contrast my long hair. personality wise, someone who's vry loving and affectionate but is kind of a dick in bed. the type to roughly throatfuck me and then cuddle up while watching a movie or smthng. idk. men are just hot, i like a bit of chubbiness too. idk man. men are just hot

what is the link between the two? i dont own any sexy things anyway, apart from a pair of thigh high socks. and even then they're meant for sport not femboy shenaningans
fav shite horror flick?
that is an adorable raccoon user :)
caves are def vry interesting. i hate the stories about people getting trapped and starving to detah while not being able to move, shit like that is raw nightmare fuel :(

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>BK
Whopper, milkshake, fries.
I hate bacon, and all pork really. Beef is my favorite type of meat.
I'm not fat either, sometimes I struggle to eat, small ass stomach. Always feel bad eating out of the house and not being able to finish.
>Sunkist??
A very good orange soda. Like fanta, but better. Less popular.
>Men
My taste is the opposite. I really like short twinks. Short lighter hair, greek noses, brainless gaze, long smooth legs, flat tummy designed for licking, and semi feminine hips (Not necessarily wide hip bones or thigh fat but i like guys who have a noticable dip in their torso, thin waists.) Small peenor is also nice because dick is kind of unappealing to me. I want him to fawn over me and depend on me.
I mostly like women though but i don't want to bore you since you prefer dudes.

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why the fuck are the french like this?? who wants their toilet smelling of sonic? what the fuck does sonic smell like????
how would you compare sunkist to dr pepper. this is important for me to know
i understand the appeal for twinks, i obvs find them hot too. but i just dont have the right type of character to be topping. im a virgin and will probably remain one so this doesn't even matter, lol, haha :(
i suffer a small stomach too, i always eat random amounts of food at the weirdest times. overall i dont really eat enough, i might be anorexic, kek.

Toilette means perfume in french iirc lmao
No idea what sonic smells like
And dr pepper is SHIT and tastes like cigarettes. Bad comparison.
>I'm a virgin
Me too lol, khhv and all.

>And dr pepper is SHIT and tastes like cigarettes
never smoked, can't say anything to that.
im pm a khhv? i have had a hug, but from people i do not have romantic/sexual feelings towards. i have had physical contact with guys before, and guys have flirted with me, but i fear they were just "joking". i am gradually becoming a genius when it comes to indirect ways to hold/graze a guy's hands and such. the autism is too much

I love the weekends, because that's when I get to see my girlfriend

good on you user, i like weekends because free time is nice. i hope you and yr gf have a great time with each other :)

Thank you! I hope you enjoy your free time :D

i failed a technical interview for a job. the guy literally told me they wouldnt consider me at the end. so im drinking and listening to a podcast and doing fucking SQL hackerrank

which podcast user? what're ya drinking?
and what on earth is sql?
fuck that job user. you deserve better and you'll get better, hang in there :)

i will try

>>what is the link between the two?
They're both fun on the weekends.
Watch Sorority House Massacre 2 and dress up like the girls.

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yeah okay that title does sound awful, loll. nice girl, like her hair :)
i wish i had clothes like her :(

>another Friday night alone
>it's also my birthday
>still no trans gf

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