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Evan Martin
William Collins
Listen, bucko. I have an apartment, and I need to BUDGET in order to afford the pizzas you just ordered.
Either give me the dough, or I'm fucking driving away and eating them. It's literally company policy that the crew and I get to eat the pizzas that you can't fucking afford without shilling your fucking genitalia.
Henry Bennett
oh hell yeah
Adam Morales
Reminds me of the pizza hut I worked at
>Old gay guy
>Young gay guy
>Two pooners
>A certified retard
>Myself
>A couple old ladies
>An extremely confused boomer
Honestly one of my more fun jobs, pretty chill and it was pretty hilarious working there.
Joshua Perry
i have the same dildo, its nice and makes me coom. have fun user
Anthony Adams
giwtwm
Jordan White
you all need to read the bible
Isaac Diaz
when i was in high school, one of our friends brought a bible that his homophobic dad forced him to read to try and ‘fix’ him. my friends and i tore up the bible and we all smoked weed with the pages
Jonathan Thomas
Zachary Hughes
>mtf
>having sex with cis gf
>she's riding on top of me
>I'm moaning uncontrollably
>"Yeah? You like Mommy's pussy?"
>cum instantly
>she keeps going
>begin whimpering like a bitch
Chase Powell
bakhtinmoder
Jaxson Bailey
First taste is with the eyes.
Aiden Gonzalez
>bought a bunch of fetish gear for my gf(handcuffs, chastity cage, etc)
>we break up
>just have a bunch of BDSM gear that makes me depressed now
oof.
Nathan Robinson
Me all the time
Michael Baker
this happened with my girlfriend except i bought a vibrator and now my best friend is my vibrator because they go dbgrbdglddbgdbgdbgbdbrgd
Christopher Wood
Reading that made be depressed too, such a shame for the chastity cage going to waste
Jacob Cox
need c*ddles
Jonathan Campbell
Read bible, would be down to suck on jesus cock but only canon jesus and not the americanized version
Cameron Cooper
If I had a guy who I could wake up every morning like this I think I'd enjoy life a lot more
Camden Lee
>Deutoronomy 22:5: The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God.
oh no oh no.... I have to stop boymoding!
Alexander Fisher
If I had a girl(guy) who could wake me up every morning like this I think I'd enjoy life a lot more