Retard edition
>QOTT: generally speaking, how "retarded" are you in your daily life? How has testosterone impacted your retardation?
>QOTT2: what is the most retared thing you have ever done?
>QOTT4: who is the most reaterded ftmg trip? Who is the least retarrded ftmg trip?
I'm so retarede I CHOOSE to ignore one in ten individuals cares about QOTTs (I like to please individuals, not masses).
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>Previously, on /ftmg/:
Misspelling the funny silly word is the finest of comedy! You wouldn't understand the fine arts of a court jester.
natalie?
Who?
>generally speaking, how "retarded" are you in your daily life?
Can't socially function whatsoever anymore.
How has testosterone impacted your retardation?
The lifting of things up and down helps to forget the fact I'm retarded
>what is the most retared thing you have ever done?
I once walked around with yaoi buttons at school in order to get the attention of a girl and get her to talk to me [spoiler]it worked[/spoiler]
If it worked, it's not retarded. GG
based and jesterpilled
I stayed to 5am last night in order to fuck a cute lil' amab they/them
I have a ceremony to attend tomorrow afternoon at my local Mormon temple
My life is pretty funny like that sometimes
I am going to sleep now. i'm too tired for this
>QOTT2
I have bad memory but I know I've done absolutely retardad stupid things
>QOTT4: who is the most reaterded ftmg trip?
no need to answer because it's obvious
I want to draw the poonfriends but I don't have any ideas...
>I stayed to 5am last night in order to fuck a cute lil' amab they/them
Gigabased! Greentext it or it didn't happen. Just fooling...... L'est?
>I have a ceremony to attend tomorrow afternoon at my local Mormon temple
Based, sounds like you're indeed the main character.
Good night.
>no need to answer because it's obvious
It's not :((
Draw pedopooner and discord mod pooner kissing :3c
i'll greentext it some other time
the Card gotta get some sleep
>>QOTT: generally speaking, how "retarded" are you in your daily life
my genuine autism makes it so i need to have a strict routine, so every day is the same
>>QOTT2: what is the most retared thing you have ever done?
>be me
>need $100 worth of bitcoin
>decide to go to local bitcoin atm
>never used an atm before but assume it should be easy enough to figure out
>finally need to put in the money
>look for where to put in the money
>see a small slit on the side
>put all 100 dollars inside
>realize nothing is happening
>get confused
>look back the slit
>read [PUT CARD HERE]
>realize that wasnt where the money was suppose to go
>fuck
>try to take my dollars out of the other slit
>could only get $60 out
>tfw lost 40 dollars
>tfw lost another 20 dollars for the transaction
>tfw only ended up with a measly 40 dollars
>my genuine autism makes it so i need to have a strict routine, so every day is the same
Is that a bad thing, frogfren?
>QOTT2
Agony
>I don't have any ideas...
orgy
>QOTT
Im always tripping on stuff and forgething things im pretty much retarded
>QOTT2
Doing drugs to impress an alt girl, shit messed up my brain and gave me even more mental illnesses than i already had, on top of that she turned out to not be really bi
>QOTT3
all trips are somewhat retarded however terje needs to have a tard wrangler
>Doing drugs to impress an alt girl
What kind
Why would you "need" $100 worth of bitcorn
>mormon temple
>fucking an amab they/them
Ah reminds me of my catholic school day, lusting over the brothers who taught theology
Mostly normie shit
Psilocybin, "acid", 2c-b and some other random stuff i dont remember
Also i was a dumb teenager and it didnt occur to me you had to test the stuff
I cant even enjoy a joint anymore without getting acid flashbacks, one bad trip and you get fucked over, it sucks
acid can fuck you so hard friend of my buddy's had a bad trip and was straight up traumatized
>I cant even enjoy a joint anymore
weed isn't safe now anyway, half the time that shit is laced
>QOTT: generally speaking, how "retarded" are you in your daily life?
I’ve spent the last 3 years trying to figure out if I really am a tranny or just a confused foid whos got rogd and social contagion and gaslit myself into believing I have dysphoria
>2 ftmgs
>Qott
Very retarded
>How has testosterone impacted your retardation
Testosterone hasn't, I simply graduated and my brain turned off
>Qott2
I have too many things that compete for that spot
Here's the most recent
>Have to make it to doctors appointment
>Order Uber
>Immediately sit in front seat because country bumpkin doesn't know city ettiquet
>Entire time Uber driver looks uncomfortable while I sit in silence
>Only words shared was "oh that's a dead end" said in a whisper quiet tone
>Go into doctor
>Go to wrong floor
>Go to wrong floor x2
>Go to doctor
>Shaking and dead eyed
>Forget every single thing I planned to bring up all while speaking too quietly to be understood
>By the time the 30 minutes are over, have my meds doubled, blindly agreeing with everything, sweating like a pig, and shaking
>Leave
>Walk to pharmacy
>So fucking stressed my cortisol could power a large truck
>"Two hours until your pills are ready :)"
>Go walk to Starbucks
>Smell like a farm house by now
>"C-can.. uh sorry, can I g-get a ... Uh... Iced caramel... With almond milk"
>Stand in the wrong area, place for mobile orders
>Notice other customers are standing somewhere else
>Sweating and shaking, stand in that area but directly in front of tables
>Finally get my drink
>Speed walk out, don't know where I'm going, just getting as far away as possible
>Sit on a ledge that's part of someone's yard
>Pull up Google maps to find a park
>Desperately craving a cig
>Go to park, shaking, sipping my iced coffee
>Black schizo yells at me
>Nope out, throw away my drink
>Pace walk around random streets until 20 minutes before my pills are ready
>Sit inside the pharmacy using their outlet to charge my phone while I try to calm down
>Finally walk to register a good 20 minutes after my pills were ready for pickup
>"I-I-I nnneed to pick up... *Med names*, thank you"
>"Okay sweety here's your meds, these need to be chopped in half, we didn't have any at your new dose"
>"Oh.."
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