Be me

>be me
>2020
>lesbian
>befriend guy
>he has a crush on me
>i dump him cuz i don't like men
>we stop talking for a while
>i find out i'm a trans guy
>we become best bros
>i recommend a band i like and it becomes one of his favourites
>2022
>friend comes out as a trans woman
>i start having a crush on her
>she dumps me cuz she doesn't like men
>mfw now i'm the straight guy and she's the lesbian
>she recommends a band she likes and i can't stop listening to it
>mfw it's happening all over again

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kek

we reallyy live in interesting times

the cycle of life; history repeats itself and this is proof

>>i find out i'm a trans guy
you already said you're a lesbian

cute. what band(s)?

we sure do fr fr

aren't pooners usually still into men and pissed off when it turns out, no, gay guys actually don't want someone round and pussy-bearing

>implying pooners are gynephillic

the one i recommended was tally hall and the one she recommended was jamiroquai :]

i used to identify as a cis lesbian back then but now i'm a straight trans guy

Just get together I don't know why you two faggots are making this so complicated.

theyre misgendering you on purpose, retard. are you new?

oh i Genuinely didn't catch that. thank you for letting me know though

NGMI

Oof sorry to hear it ;-;
>Be me
>Boi
>Best friend is a guy
>Fall in love with him
>Decide to transition and start hormones because I want to be with him
>Couple years pass, I'm too nervous to say anything, just dropping hints whenever I can
>I'm a passoid at this point
>Suddenly something happens and we're no longer friends
>Months later stalk his twitter account (I never use twitter)
>He's following a ton of gay shit
>Realize he was a fag the whole time
>Realize we could have been together if I didn't become tranny

Were you transitioning for someone else, or for yourself though?

>friend comes out as a trans woman
>i start having a crush on her
>she dumps me cuz she doesn't like men
>mfw now i'm the straight guy and she's the lesbian
this is genuinely funny to me lmfao

Jesus christ that's the most fembrained message I ever saw on the internet. I bet you have stretchers in your ears, a "garçonne" haircut, and paint your nails (but a manly color like black or dark green or brown)
Least ashamed of his own homosexuality tranny on this site

You either die a woman, or live long enough to see yourself become the incel.

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this is funny