WHY IS LATIN COCK SUPERIOR?

>be me, 18 yr old angloid twink
>go on a stag do with me mates in Alicante
>med chad comes up to me
>I say "hola" in broken spanish and blush
>med chad takes me back to his room and takes my anal virginity
>we make love and have passionate homosex
>I fall in love with med chad
>now I miss him and the med climate all the time now that im back on the great atlantic garbage patch that is my homeland, perfidious Albion

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>claims to be british
>uses garbage
use rubbish like the rest of us you prat

Spanish guys have huge cocks

second thread today about mediterranean cock/penis? psyop. i see through you héctor

obviously not anglo

Who the fuck calls it "the great atlantic rubbish patch" though? lol

it's a gipsi larping

who calls it the great atlantic garbage patch? ive never heard that in my life

quick bring out the taxes
this

do gypos give good dick?

gipsi = greece italy portugal spain ireland
the useless countries of europe, well in irelands case you have to say formerly since they actually became first world now

When you come to Ibiza, I'm going to make love to you. And there's nothing you can do about it. You WILL fall in love with me. We WILL have sex. And you WILL miss me when you back to your island.

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it thought it was pigs

fUCK YEAH. do i have to miss you tho? why can't you keep my hole all to yourself :(

>>now I miss him and the med climate
fuck hot weather, only the tip of scotland is acceptable, even better if you swim to canada or norway and go higher up into the ark tick

I would, Cariño but then I'd have to move to Britain :/

...or I could move to Ibiza? :3
I'm a motivated man, anything is worth it for good dick :)

The reality is that the Med is a 5'4 twink too

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The reality is that this is an even hotter pairing

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