GERMANICS WERE BUILT FOR MEDITERRANEAN COCK

>Ä-ar du galen?

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did you mean to post this to Any Forums sir? I could see why you would get confused

Average Any Forums twink post

>galen
why do swedes have to say everything wrong? literal special snowflakes

Because they are notorious faggots

>gets entire western half of empire burned down, pillaged, and annexed to different Germanic tribes

the med is a foot shorter irl

I really want to fuck scandi femboys

Scandi femboys are elite

Scandi femboys do not exist

They do, I've spoken to them on discord

h-hey

I am norwegian. I have never seen a cute twink in my life. You guys are literally just deluding yourselves

The cutest one I have ever seen was from Norway. He had soft soft thighs and a cute girly face. He wasn't from here but actually an Any Forums gay discord group

everything was built for mediterranean cock

my dad is germanic and my mom is med so what’s that mean then

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Does this mean Terje was meant for Elliot's megaclit?

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its the opposite. me and all my greek and italian boymoder and mtf friends desperately need a nordic chad to ravage us one by one over and over

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He was probably a lying american

No we spoke on vc and he had a cute Norwegian accent

fake and gay, mediterraneans do not look like that and will never pass
t. one

Norwegian accents are not cute whatsoever. Look up "Petter Solberg english" on youtube

The only nordic chads on this board are rapidly losing their hair :(

It was cute because he had a nervous high pitched voice.

Exposed. Norwegians are never nervous with high pitched voices. He was an american

How true are these? I know Biden is Romanian and like Portuguese or something (so not "Norman-Alpine"), Elliot is Sicilian, Gypsy and Russian (?) so not fully Med, Terje and Eddie are accurate I think
Also Boris could have been a good candidate for the Slavic category

Stop projecting your own insecurities.

Insecurities about what?

Your Norwegian identity having cute nervous femboys.

I wish

Maybe YOU are the cute Norwegian femboy all along user.