Ok Faggots I need your help

ah, the stuff you can never find on the normal parts of the internet.
tell them you're repressing being a woman because your family would disown you or you would never pass
what is FANG?

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>tell them you're repressing being a woman because your family would disown you or you would never pass
Does not work I'm in my 40's.
I'm going for the bearded lady look.

FANG is the acronym for four high performing technology stocks in the market as of 2017 - Facebook, Amazon, Netflix, and Google

>middle age
>I'm going for the bearded lady look.
how long can you crossdress daily and get "sir--uh ma'am"'d until you snap? if I were you, I'd play repressor, though that may not be visible enough for them/you.
wear a wig and fake breasts and ridiculously feminine and over-the-top attire like skirts and dresses and knee high socks. overcompensate with female stuff, lots of pink, "cutesy" stuff
spit out some drivel about how you always wished to be a woman, how you were envious of your sister growing up, and now you can realize those feelings.

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Give your job to an actual trans woman. Like me.

CIA psyop companies. The people at the forefront of globohomo basically

Be super obnoxious and convinced that youre special. Ignore obvious social cues and speak openly about retarded memes and other internet speak as though its common knowledge. Act cringey and try to recreate memes irl so you can experience what you assume to be emotion. Get a blahaj and a black hoodie. Decide whether youre a Any Forums, reddit or twitter tranny and lean into that archetype, otherwise youll look uncanny.
Dont say you like sucking dick, thats a dead giveaway that youre a larper. Instead use feminist/pomo language games to justify the things you already like as being feminine, and actually shows that youre more feminine than bioholes because you dont comform to societal expectations of femininity e.g. being a woman whos attracted to women questions the very premise that women and men are attracted to one another and shows how progressive you are. Go beat elden ring. Read a thousand plateaus. Start listening to bladee and 100 gecs. Change your pronouns arbitrarily and according to whats convenient for you e.g. be a woman if theres a diversity quota, a femboy if you want attention and nonbinary if you want someone to stop talking to you. Say youre bisexual but exclusively jerk off to femboy porn. Make absolutely no effort to voice train or present yourself femininely besides the most crassly obvious markers (your beard and dress plan sounds right on the money)
Some important words to learn
>clock- you notice something about a person that they're trying to hide
>theyfab- a way to throw shade at biowomen who are trying to steal trannyvalor
>boymode- a tranny that hasnt shrugged off her internalized misogyny yet
>problematic- a warning word, use it to tell someone that their in danger of comitting a wrong think
>egg- a person you think you can groom into trannyism
Those are the big ones i can think of, good luck user

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They are going to hit me with "What does diversity and inclusion mean to you" what do I say?

No. :)

Where is the edit? That one was way better

Thanks this is good shit

You know you're retarded right?

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>that pic saved to your computer
theyll believe you dw

>useless irl
>How do you people socialize??
>she doesn't know

I preferred the cat-eared one.

the description you gave makes you sound like you're from pol. surely you know what liberals think of diversity?
you have to live it

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>when in fact I'm a super straight alt right christian neo nazi incel gamer.
you wouldn't believe me when i say this but that is more common in FAANG than trannies

damn that's crazy
if you really want that job you'd better be able to get on estrogen by then

who's picrel

This is almost certainly a larp but on the off chance that it's not I want to help you because it's hilarious. To start, there are many different types of tranny. If you want to go full bearded, you're gonna have to look like the worst of the worst to really pull it off. here are some tips.

1. Introduce yourself as [tranny name] with the pronouns She/They/Zir. The neopronouns will make them believe you could just be a retard instead of faking it. Ideally, the tranny name you choose is something extra retarded that's a mirror of a male name. Think Stevessa or Roberta.
2. Fake tits with your cheap dress. It has to be kind of uncanny.
3. Wear makeup. I assume you have absolutely 0 experience with wearing makeup. That is good. The more color you use, the better.
4. Similar to 3, Paint your nails. Ideally you paint them in the trans flag colors but any shitty nail job will do.
5. People might bat an eye at no voice change. I'd suggest put on a bad gay accent. What someone whos never talked with a woman would consider feminine.
6. Use the word "valid" a lot. Call people valid randomly. Is there a time when it wouldn't make sense to call someone valid? That means its the perfect time to do it.
7. Pepper in the fact that you're a lesbian. If you really want to go all out, buy a lesbian flag and put it in the background. Do something silly and say that you're "such a lesbian haha".
8. Above all, you are the most important thing there is. The world revolves around you. When others (especially women) are talking, you talk over them. Make injokes that nobody over the age of 17 would have any clue mean like everyone knows what you're talking about.

Good luck, stevessa. I have full belief in you.

Now that Netflix is downscaling, shouldn’t that be FAG?