I HAVE ROMAN EMPEROR GENES

I HAVE ROMAN EMPEROR GENES
6'3 BLUE EYES 80 KILOS AND A RAGING BONER FOR LADIES AND FEMBOYS
BOTH WILL SUCK MY COCK AND MAKE ME FEEL GOOOOOD

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>6'3 BLUE EYES 80 KILOS
Damn, you're skinny.

GIWTWM

that's pretty skinny yeah
but I'm 6'2 with blue eyes and 155lbs

roman emperors were swarthy, dark haired and brown eyed, augustus was north african

Silence hole

Cope harder

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Post photos

>mixes metric and empirical
you deserve to be shot

Fantasy

>blue eyes
>roman emperor genes
someone needs to put a bullet in the head of larp vikernes and all of his cult followers

"DUDE I FUCKING LOVE ROME!"
>proceeds to copy basically nothing from Rome outside of aesthetics and acts more like a mongol horde
"LATIN IS SOUNDS SO FUCKING EPIC"
>faction idiots only memorize some fake-latin buzzwords because nobody actually speaks it
"IT'S NOT GAY, IT'S "PURE" LOVE BETWEEN WARRIORS"
>everyone mocks them for being gay faggots who take it up the ass
"DUDE WE'RE GONNA FUCKING WIN... FOR ROME!"
>proceeds to get BTFO by every other faction because pragmatic warfare turns out to be superior to ideological warfare

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>sees celts and germans
>"wow, they're literally me!"
>paints statues in wrong colours

Hint: The only Roman emperors or citizens who were blonde and blue eyed weren't actually ethnically Roman.

This is your mind on being a romaboo

base

lol

romans had dark green or brown eyes

more cope + projection

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>family gets raped by german gigachads 2000 years ago
>"hehe whiter than you, pompei"

Romaboos, everyone.

Caesar was white but he was not a nordic man, those are literal reich delusions, Augustus had auburn hair but he wasn't a germanoid

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Is this thread really gonna turn into this? lol

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SIC.

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