Using bfs computer

>using bfs computer
>see .xslx file called "(my name) stats"
>open it
>spreadsheet of how many times we've had sex in each position
>how many creampies he's given me
>how many facials
>how many times i've swallowed
w-what is he collecting the data for???

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I would do this

he's autistic which means he's likely trans and will troon out on you

based autist bf

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>bf who loves fucking you so much he makes spreadsheets about it
>bf so dedicated to you that he knows the statistics off by heart

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probably waiting for a certain number or an average of numbers before proposing to you

Has to be larp, but this is hilarious. I'm a spreadsheet loser and keep lists and databases of practically anything I can. Mostly related to spergy collecting. But I don't quite have the autist data minded brain to attempt something like this. Does he have any weird formulas set up? Maybe a facial counts as X sex points and creampie as Y.

or dropping her

he's done this with all his previous girlfriends...

this is so cute it makes me feel like a failure as an autist

>Maybe a facial counts as X sex points and creampie as Y.
what does this mean?
idk how spreadsheets work

he probably uses it to brag
like if his friends ask he'll remember just go "i've given 1000 creampies"

share the stats retard

can't, it was a larp and i'd have to log on and figure out excell to make a spreadsheet
i'd estimate the numbers as
>prone: ~50
>missionary: 3
>doggy: 2
>blowjobs: ~20
>swallowed: ~15
>facials: ~5
>creampies: ~55
to be clear, the spreadsheet was a larp, not the bf part

we've only been dating seven months, getting together on our shared days off. will move in with him soon and expect the numbers to skyrocket

fuck you retard I solved captchas for this

Like if the different categories had different "values" and then he could calculate a total "sex points." And to point, maybe when he crosses a threshold, he has to decide whether he wants to propose or something

Bruh why are your missionary and doggy numbers so low?

he is a bear, which can make certain positions challenging
he's losing weight though don't worry

Gotcha. Well, best of luck to ya'll. Moving in together is dope. Hope ya'll get those numbers all the way up. Add some new categories too.