/mtfg/ Male to Female General

>could be taking a comfy nap
>instead
>have to go scoop up dog shit for the next several hours
kms

i am weak

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I'm also a femcel

Wtf I'll take two and uhhhhhhh a Mccies poutine...

>femcel
bro.... i haev some bad news...

what was [redacted] surgeon’s waitlist like when you consulted with him?

its creepy how much some transwomen fetishize lesbianism
is it just because it's unattainable? do you have some narcissistic need to force lesbians to be with you?

yup

>interview in 15 minutes for position as a technical documentation engineer
>I don’t even know what a technical documentation engineer does
Uh
How did I get here

why did you apply for a job that you know you can't do

Oh they also want 3 years experience and a bachelors and I have an associates with 1.5 years

I’m so confused why they’re even interviewing me

>poutine
tfw never had poutine
looks kinda messy to eat

>lesbians
are you talking about cis women? lmaoooo

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Lmao i don't follow it either. I legit forgot why i started fucking with Hayato in the first place but fuck i love it ngl

Please, /mtfg/ I need your advice.

I've come to terms with the fact that I won't be able to get laser or electrolysis for a couple years. I won't have a stable job until I graduate college, plus the few months it might take to secure a job, plus a few extra months ensuring I can find a decent apartment given the rises in rent in the US.

Is it possible at all to be able to perfectly conceal my facial hair by shaving it with a straight razor and properly applying minimal makeup? Is it a cope to do this because my 5-oclock shadow will grow through the makeup? Should I kill myself if I can't convince everyone that my face is hairless?

presumably the people in the pics you post are supposed to be women, right?

woo got rejected for a job in a pub kitchen even though i've 2.5 years of experience in kitchens

t.permaNEET

cut ur balls off lol

Ugh it's so fucking good when made right. It's the only thing that makes Canada worth it.

ngl its gonna be a bitch to conceal a ton of shadow without looking absolutely caked up

m8

ok; have you prepared emotionally just incase you cant get what you want

imagine having beard shadow LMAO

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my guy, its a drawing

i feel like i was going to say something but im really baked now and wow its a beautiful day outside :}

I mean
I don’t know
They’re the ones who wanted to interview me

DUDE

WEED

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Getting my balls cut off seems even more expensive than electrolysis, which appears to last far longer than anything else. My main goal for now is to obliterate my facial hair in the most cost-effective way, so my balls are currently not on the chopping block as it were.

Unfortunately, yeah. Luckily I don't have a particularly hairy face so it's not a complete nightmare. I'll probably post a few pictures later tonight for reference. I've got a decent makeup technique down i think (primer -> blush on areas with facial hair -> foundation -> powder)

i love when snew says things

i can hardly post ones with a fucking dick visible now can i
well i could
but i dont wanna

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Yeah, that's exactly how I feel. Facial hair is what ruins my passing rate the worst.

please do so you can get banned and the general's quality would improve

>get banned

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I'm ready for my Midsommar mallet ffs.

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oh are you a mod? that would explain a lot

lmfao

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i own this card now
its so cute

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no im not a mod

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Can I post my body here? passgen is too scary

based and shiny

sure

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