/mtfg/ male to female(male) general
ah shet, thirty seconds too late
>tfw captcha for my thread was RANTS
First heh.
tfw no terf gf
God damn I almost got first in both.
Which is the real thread?
...the one I got first in
should i take a nap or visit my dad
i haven't seen him in ages but idk if i have the energy to cope with him
>she thinks any of this is real
first thread is real thread (even though mine was better)
it's ok though, antifagen will rise next time
want her to call me an evil man and tease my gyno tits
I’m real … real fucking retarded
Crying due to only cool to 10 year olds issue
Naaaaaaaap.
just got reminded of my fucking detransitioner terf ex again
goddamn
Crying due to secretly in love with fiona issue
well i texted me dad but he hasn't responed
i;kk just slep until my fone beeps
Goodnap paige.
I may feel like shit, have hit the wall, and be an unsalvageable schizoid, but at least I made my first homemade moisturiser
crying due to no games will ever be as good as the original deus ex issue
>she doesn't know about knack, babey
Crying due to user not knowing that no game will be good as quake 2 issue
fucking weird bro i would be mortified if some freak rapehon stared me down like that
me and who? (i'm greasy boymoder)
play arcanum
quake 2 is rather based
>tfw they ported quake 1 (stinky, disgusting, an abomination in the eyes of the Lord) to ps5 but not quake 2
>she doesnt want to feel desired
male sexuality tbhon
Crying due to no Future Cop/G-police remake
I used to stay up late and watch my dad play it.
only men want to be desired in such a crude way jfc
speaking of boomer shooters anyone here play ion fury
humor's a bit problematic at times but other than that it's an absolutely fantastic game, unironically one of the best boomer shooters i've played
i used to play it w/ my dad
that and unreal tournament
>tfw eventually got so good at UT that my dad thought i was cheating
Grats. ^_^
Women are AGP
male sexuality this male sexuality that why don't you male me a copy of horizon forbidden west already you disgusting whore
Well, apparently i am a chaser because... that's kinda hot.
yeh
>remembering that time egg me wrote the single most agp piece of smut in existence
>femboy sucking some dude off while fixating the whole time on how much it made him feel like a girl
that is literally mado wtf
Based and such.
Yeh.
zamn
crack me some egg yolk zamn baby
i want to be desired in the most crude and base way possible, nothing is hotter than that to me
brothers
my laptop is so slow
this is torture
It caught my interest when it first came out, just never got around to playing it
never sexting again after this L
Ugh I’m realizing I have no idea how to top in a way that isn’t rough/dominant/degrading :/ like I don’t know how to have vanilla sex and it shows I’m awkward as shit when I try
This but because it's outright life-affirming
smut is better the darker and more messed up it is, change my mind
thinking of changing my name to a welsh one (im welsh) cause i like the way they sound and i wanna honour my culture which is dying out as goofy as that sounds
would it get me clocked tho?
aelwen, efa, buddug, llion, lona, tirion, siriol and siân are all examples of nice sounding welsh names
Awwww, just like, make it real cuddly and basic.
Was that actually you because it keeps being posted?
just relax and feel things out when u do it vanilla
>trans top
Sussy. Very sussy.
God damn big fucking L
no i wish i had a pussy tho :/
Vanilla is a media meme to make sex more palatable to pearl-clutching religious censors
It isn't real
She's a sub too, and obviously a hot one.
eh. i used to be into darker stuff but eventually being paid to write 'some cishet dude's elf oc getting raped' for the 5000th time burnt me out on writing permanently
these days i'm relatively vanilla and am pretty much only into shit i could do irl with a partner
agp dont desire in that way only gay and/or straight men
man
>tirion
the little guy from game of thrones?
we exist
based degenerate
>caption is a painting
barf
once i move to my new place in the city i want to emulate clair
Lol.
good morning folks
Narcissistic parents be like:
>haven't seen you in weeks annon
me being like
>it's all by design bitches
fuckem all 2022
they are absolutely required tho
But like… what do you say and stuff I felt like such a sperg… I think the issue was that neither of us were taking the lead cause I don’t know how to do that without being dominant? Idk if jusy felt very awkward and directionless
all sex is rape
perhaps,,, idk ive never watched got
it is a girls name tho, new like three girls growing up with it
but now i will not use it because it is the name of someone from got apparently
gm
Good morning lia.
Ehh
i literally cannot fathom the idea of sexuality without violence
what
maybe i'd get back into erotica if i could find a market for like, softer stuff but ehhh i'm just as happy not touching that with a fifty thousand foot pole
actually since men can't be victims of rape gay relationships are rapeless ones
Don't have to talk all the time actually. Just like, praise them, say you love them in between kisses.
yeah i can imagine having that as your job would ruin it. i'm happy being an utter degenerate for now
This is why I’m taking the volcel pill. Can’t feel like a rapist if I don’t have sex with anyone
I’m a switch! :3
But I don’t love her she’s just a friend/hookup :/ I was just like… what do I do besides tell her how hot she is and how good her ass feels? Like I can’t just keep saying those things…