So I just got caught cheating.
>chilling at bf's
>laugh at something dumb on tv
>accidentally fart
>bf smells it
>he gets really quiet
>confronts me about not recognizing the smell
>asks me point blank if I went eating somewhere new
>instantly fold and confess crying that I went on a date with new fwb
>now on the street crying writing this
strange situation op haha
rank junes albums though
bro what
you posted this larp before. no one cares
I'm literary shaking and farting right now.
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what am i reading
where did you put your glasses sweety
LARP
Not funny either
>>asks me point black if i went eating somewhere new
>>instantly fold and confess crying that i went on a date with new fwb
are you actually clinically retarded
for christ's sake you could have said anything
>yeah i ordered something from doordash cuz i was hungry and impatient
or
>no wdym? huh?
but instead you break instantly
god help you if you're ever being interrogated by glowies
of course your bf confronted you about changes in the smell of your farts so maybe you two are just the perfect level of batshit insane to be made for each other
dumb larp
is this a twitter tranny thing? go groom some kids or something
I was gonna tell you to kys but because of the picrel I'm gonna tell you to Mr. Kill yourself.
sudden change in fart smell is lowkey sus tho if you're in a relationship
what, do you never try eating new things
relationship goals: he can recognize your fart smell.
put me in the screencap
well it's the guy who pays for it and gets to smell it
dunno what kind of relationships your having but not even knowing that is kinda superficial
I'm not having any, user.
wouldn't you like to have someone who knows exactly how your farts smell?
I'd also like them to know exact chemicl composition and perform medical analysis based on it