and she starts looking really hot now, though she's always been a pro in style and make-up but now she's looking stupidly cute.
obviously pic is not her - thats a pornstar - , but she has blond hair.
I actually would have tried to land between her legs if I wasnt an old friend. but since she's starting to girlmod, I learned that I dearly need to nut on that belly of her.
how do I tell her? It is not love, but I respect because we are friends but I also want to dick her down.
"hey bro, looking sexy, wanna fuck?"
I'd rather not
>how do i flirt and come onto people
just give up its over bro
Tell her the truth, you are seeing her in a new light and you are attracted to her now, then leave the ball in her court and it’s up to her if she wants to be friends or be with benefits
who said I did not know how to flirt? the situation is a little bit more complicated
the last time I've seen her naked was when we were little tards and showing us our Australian thingy.
couldn't I tie it to something like "we fuck or friendship is over"
because I do not need female friends who fuck other dudes and let me balls dry.
If you say that you were never a friend just a creepy incel loser
You can’t blackmail a friend into forced sex that’s disgusting
>who said I did not know how to flirt
>"we fuck or friendship is over"
lmao retard
how is that creepy?
I wouldn't word it like that though.
You were never a friend if you pressure someone into sex by threatening to end your relationship
You were never a friend and I hope they turn you down for being such a psycho rapey incel
I cannot see how that makes a difference, as I won't have sex no matter
you're braindamaged then
try to actually empathise with another human, this is your supposed good friend, who transitioned and is now a girl
they undoubtedly had a hard time coming out, and now her friend is going to betray her and give her an ultimatum that she has to put out or get abandoned, and not even for a relationship but just for sex
you are garbage if this isnt larp "but theres no difference to me because I dont get to have sex either way" is an insanely self centred selfish view
but if I don't care for my balls noone else is going to do that, right?
also being friends and having sex is a relationship, and more than most married couples have btw.
>"I dont care if I betray my friend and damage her irreperably because in either scenario, I didn't have sex"
not a friend
you are human garbage & need to leave this girl alone
kys
>I betray my friend and damage her irreperably
how? I am not going to rape her.
Put it like this, the moment she starts dating other dudes we will see us much less to the point we can savely say things are canceled.
so I am actually trying to save the friendship, no?
>couldn't I tie it to something like "we fuck or friendship is over"
>because I do not need female friends who fuck other dudes and let me balls dry.
youre a horrible person
>couldn't I tie it to something like "we fuck or friendship is over"
LMAO. If you say this in a charming way that is serious but also obviously banter it could work.
If you want to date her and cant stand being friends, confess your feelings ask her out, if she turns you down then leave her sure, she'll be better for it. It sounds that way at least
blackmailing someone into being your FWB is just gross and if you dont get that Im gonna stop replying
do you also say to your male friends you have to fuck and they can't have girlfriends or you won't be friends anymore?
jesus christ youre autistic
>do you also say to your male friends you have to fuck and they can't have girlfriends or you won't be friends anymore?
Y-es...?
I wish one of my friends would blackmail me into sucking his cock.
Actually I wish all of then would. It's very hot to me.
I mark your words and give it a try.
based
No? Because I am not sexually attracted to them so I don't care as long as they do not steal my girl
You need to pull it off really well though. Otherwise it's absolutely creepy and it will come off as emotionally blackmailing her for sex. It needs to come off as joking about yourself for being so attracted to her, but also you totally mean you want to fuck her.