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idk lmao, I dont really care, but it would be pretty kinky desu

Whatever you currently eat + daily psyllium husk / metamucil

Elden ring is so easy to cheese it's boring

i like how you can just hope on your steed and run circles around bosses, quality game design from

It's quite a bit easier than the other games if you want it to be but you can just do a less ez build and not use summons if you want to make it more challenging. There are plenty of builds that are good but still require a good bit of timing and knowing the bosses' moves.

i.. love you too
goodamn i dropped the ciggie
Now, I'm gonna read a list of different drugs and, Roger, if you hear one you're not on right now, raise your hand. "Cocaine. Heroin. Ecstasy. Crack. OxyContin. Meth. Steroids. Cooked-down Afrin. Euphoria, the fake drug from 90210.

*begs*
I already do that but shit I’m looking for something a bit more natural.

>but you can just do a less ez build and not use summons if you want to make it more challenging
wow, i can just handicap myself to have fun? :O

How is psyllium husk not natural?
It's the seed husks of a plant, completely natural by every definition of the word

>i can just handicap myself to have fun
it's literally what you do by posting in gaygen

There's only like one where you cannot use your horse, I don't know why they didn't apply that more the horse makes everything so easy because bosses are based around fighting a melee-only player on foot

Even without magic or summons or horse, it's still much easier than every other souls game
Great for new timers but there were so many times where it seemed the bosses took way way way too much damage per hit

Yes. Every souls game has been this way from the start.

Wheat bran is great for the digestion :3

Well I use metamucil more. But shit man.

Maybe we can kiss or something?

>Every souls game has been this way from the start.
that's just not true

lifes a bit of bullshit, ent it babes

>daily psyllium husk / metamucil
What is this and what does it do?

>There's only like one where you cannot use your horse
Blatantly false, you haven't played the game if you think that
>Great for new timers
Yes.
>bosses took way way way too much damage per hit
To some builds yes
Eww no you eat gross poop seeds icky
Summon = ez mode
Spells + kite = ez mode
Might be more pronounced this game because of the stronger spells but every game had broken spells at launch that then got nerfed over time.
Balance patches are coming.

i don't care about elden ring, but i want blaidd inside me

>To some builds yes
To all builds, yes

hi woef

It adds the right texture and bulk to your #2 and also coats it in a mucous that allows it to slide right out without making a mess. Barely need to wipe after (but obviously still should)
Idk man I've seen a few people get butt blasted by radahn. Margit is still a filter post nerf. Crucible knights are rape machines. Malenia and Godfrey are pretty challenging.

woef could NEVER appreciate him

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*forces a kissu on your lips*uwu

I do :3

You’re such a pick-me gay

1. Tablespoon of metamucil every day or, and this is my preference, a half-cup of edamame everyday. Edamame is a great snack food for dealing with mid-meal cravings, and a half cup contains more dietary fiber than that tablespoon of Metamucil.
2. Kambucha is full of probiotics that are good for GI health.
3. Avoid greasy foods, dairy, red meats, junk food, and alcohol. Pizza is right out. Especially 24-48 hours before having sex.
4. Some sources say to avoid coffee, but I don't know how a person is supposed to live without coffee. You can substitute green tea for coffee.

I generally keep to an Asian-fusion diet, which is very good for your GI track. Edamame for snacking, usually have sushi for lunch. Japanese, Thai, and Vietnamese are best, Chiense and Korean are often quite greasy.

Hilariously, before I anal sex for the first time, I was already following the perfect (if terribly unhealthy) diet. I basically lived off gummi worms and ice water. My first time was a lot less dirty than I was expecting thanks to my proto-anorexic eating habits.

you stay outta this, lp!