I was just watching a BBC sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to put on a drink a shit...

I was just watching a BBC sissy anal trainer hypnosis video and the girl in the video told me to put on a drink a shit ton of water and hold it my blader for more pleasure while I was contracting my ass with my aneros toy inside to massage my prostate. When I finally had my hands free sissygasm (anal orgasm) I just totally let go and exploded and released everything and a mixture of cum and piss shot out all over my room with the fury of a thousand suns. I kid you fucking not my entire bed and floor is now covered in a mixture of piss, cum, and lube. I just laid there and felt instant regret that I've never felt from my porn addiction before. I fucking hate the jews for doing this me. I haven't even cleaned it up yet, i'm just sitting here in bed on the verge of crying too ashamed to look at the mess I created.

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All fields.
Herbal gardening plants.

Should have worn a diaper

I know this is a copypasta but posts like these make me homophobic and resent the fact that my sexuality forces me to mingle with you "people"
Why couldn't I have just been born normal instead?

... if you used 3 braincells when you planned this out you could have seen this coming beforehand
i know we're all pathetic on this website but that's a new low

You should get on estrogen it’ll fix that right up as your libido tanks and you enjoy the more nuanced female brain experience and learn what it’s really like to “be the girl”

this is even more agp

Honest thoughts?

i posted in it

/qa/ won

>/qa/ won

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Why is user sad? Sounds like the handsfree slapped

kwah died for this though

>/qa/ won

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I know this is a copypasta but I love it, it makes me laugh as much as the AGP Snape pasta.

What is /qa/

they lost

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Can you fill me in? I was having a break from Any Forums in November 2021.

they raided the board, doxxed a bunch of jannies and they got /qa/ deleted

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Ah ok. Also lol at
>Casualties and losses
>1 trooned out

This is my favorite pasta