How prepared were you for your first time bottoming?

jesus christ user what the fuck kind of sense of humour do you and your friend have

A little bit of anal sex with the boys always brings out a nice laugh user

>i shit all over him and the back porch but we just laughed
this is so disturbing

My bf and I were cuddlefucking and he decided he wanted to try it the other way around one day I was a little surprised. He never looked me to pay too much attention to his penis before when we were more about hands and mouths. He had such an amazing ass though, I certainly didn't mind returning the favor. I was pretty excited when he seemed to enjoy it as much as I did.

Love this cutter.

i mean about the whole poop issue....
did you just go in unprepared or what

(Me)
We just used common sense. Wear a condom, and don't fuck if you're not clear. Have some self-awareness about your body. Know when you last ate, know when you last had a movement, and know how you're feeling internally overall. It wasn't that hard. Also, a little fecal matter on the end of a condom isn't the end of the world. It's gross and bad, but you get over it and pay more attention next time.

contributed to my stiffy

They sure helped a lot of men relieve stress from their balls

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>don't fuck if you're not clear. Have some self-awareness about your body.
someone whos never bottomed before and has never had to worry about that will not have the awareness

Early on, I just fasted heavily to get over nerves, but like, a condom dingleberry really isn't the end of the world. Just don't eat stuff that gives you diarrhea. If you can't do that, fuck working on your sex life. Work on your diet and health problems, first.

t. IBS haver who worked on diet issues before even thinking about anal

I didn't plan it in advance at all. I was 15 and this guy (Mark, 28) approached me in a music shop, complimented my taste in music, and suggested we go back to his place and listen to them. He had a tiny one room loft, not even a separate bedroom. Decent stereo though. Once there, he offered me a Manhattan, which really impressed me. He was so grown up.

He clocked me as a virgin right away and was really cool about it, took things slow. We started out kissing, and then I gave him a hand job, which turned into a blow job. Then he offered to return the favor we took it to his bed and got naked. He told me I was pretty and sucked my dick. While he was sucking, he started fingering my ass and I went a little crazy about it and he asked me if I wanted him to fuck me and I said yes but only if he had a condom. He did, so I let him put it in. He had my knees pressed into my chest and kept telling me I was pretty.

When he was done I told him I had to go and he asked me for my phone number, but I said I my parents might answer, so he gave me his number and I never called him again.

i used to fuck myself in the ass with objects and thne when i turned like 17 or 18 (cant remember) i got on grindr and hooked up with a middle aged guy while his husband was away with the express intent of getting fucked. He had a big dick but i was really well prepared. ghosted him after tho and went on the cock carousel

I was 17 and hooked up with someone from the local University's soccer team I met on Grindr. He was 20.

The sex was miserable. Just lubed up and slammed himself in (thankfully with a condom). Lasted like 10 minutes in one position and he kicked me out afterwards. I had good experience with fingering myself so I knew how to clean out before anal. There was no mess at all. Although I did bleed because he was pretty thick and didn't warm me up at all.

Counterpoint: youtube.com/watch?v=O3dWBLoU--E&ab_channel=HoleVEVO

Fucking love this dirty crack whore.