You die

>You die
>You ascend to the kingdom of heaven
>You are denied entry into the kingdom of heaven
>You plummet to the depths of hell
>You are in hell for all eternity
what would /tttt/ do in this situation?

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hopefully i'm as much of a masochist then as i am now.

i dont think youve ever even read deleuze

suffer

I think I would probably end up in the purgatory for some time, I got too many mixed signals and it wouldn't really be fair to just send me straight to hell.
Or I'm already in hell right now, who knows

id go completely insane and live within my own delusions of course.

idk

i have and i shall continue to do so
accurate
>disregards the hypothetical

What do you want me to do with your hypothetical user? It's hell. There's nothing to do but suffer here, that's the whole point. Are you waiting for 150 replies that are all "I will suffer for eternity because that's what happens in hell"?

Fuck Satan into submission, and claim the rulership of hell for myself.

>what would /tttt/ do in this situation?
Whatever drugs and booze they have down there.

Pink pill satan.

Try to find an email to contact God and realise that they only have a phone number and accept my fate as Satans pet

How does hell work again?

endless pain and suffering

Like spanking and biting?

Hell, I mean we're already here on this board, riddled with mental illness and too addicted or autistic to leave ... This is hell

you're already in hell stupid

>dying
lmao

I would simply disregard Zoroastrian dualism

Uh suffer I guess, which wouldn't be much of a change from usual really

Burn in hell, I guess. Maybe become a cool demon if I'm lucky. Idk.

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scream in agony likely