Worst tranny jokes

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ill start

> what do you call it when the youngshit goes to prison and gets taken off of hormones?
> pass-over

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>MTF?
>more like WTF

what did the TERF say about PT?
>they toobin'

a trans girl is sad that she can never pass so she goes to the bar to get drunk.
the bartender says
>hey girl, why the long midface?

during TERF trivia hour the game show host asks the TERF "what rymes with transgender?"
"MAN's gender!" says the TERF

Kek

> what did the transbian whisper to the lesbian behind the gay bar?

> stay quiet, let’s not turn this rape into a murder

the stealth MTF acuses a random group of popular cis girls of transgender?
"your a bunch of transgenders! i've seen you naked!"
"you mean us? you've seen us?"
"no... ive PEEN-us!"

My life.

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You into men or women?

Women obviously

"what do all transgenders have in common?" the girlmoder asks the boymoder.

"we all have autism" says the boymoder.

"hahahahaa lol xd lmao" says the girlmoder

"whats so funny?" asks the boymoder

"isnt that a joke?" asks the girlmoder

"no its literally just a fact" says the boymoder

"ok but like where tf is the joke lol?" asks the girlmoder

"there is no joke."

"then whys this in the joke thread?"

"because we all have autism and cant understand humor! duh!"

> how many gigahons does it take to change a lightbulb?
> one because they're all at least 6' 5" and can reach it with ease

> how many boymoders does it take to change a lightbulb?
> one but you shouldn't let them because they'll end up dismantling the light socket thinking they can improve it

> how many manmoders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
> they don't need to, their colossal brow ridges reflect light so perfectly they can light up a dark room somehow

> how many pooners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
> don't even bother they'll try to use it as a packer

> how many enbies doees it take to change a lightbulb?
> two but it'll take a while because they'll keep arguing about whether LED is aesthetic enough to replace incandescent but the other will be all muh environment

> how many passoids does it take to change a lightbulb?
> they literally just won't, their bdd means they MUST keep it dark so they don't have to see their own reflection

you said worst

holy shit more like BEST this is amazing

pretty good stuff tbhon

A tranny, a faggot and a lesbo walks into a bar. Guess they should have cared more about where they were walking than they care about their gender hahaha

What kind of shoes do annoying attention-seeking women wear?

NB.

in the year 10,000 2 archeolagists dig up the bones of a male skeleton

"this was a 21st century man"

"wait but what were his PRONOUNS?"

(pulls out pronoun tag buried with the coffin)

"she/her"

"well now his pronouns are die/dead hahahaha!!!"

How many male lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, male lesbians don't exist.

A lady calls her butler into her room and says, "Jeeves, take off my dress"

He casually says, "Yes, Madam", and removes the dress. Then she says, "Jeeves, take off my underwear". Again, he says, "Yes, Madam" and removes the undergarment. She then says, "Jeeves, take off my bra". Again, with no hesitation he says, "Yes, Madam" and removes the bra. Then she says, "Now out of my sight! If I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"

a drag queen and a boymoder are having a heated argument outside the gas station.
"you make the rest of us look bad!" screams the boymoder.
"at least i try to look like a girl!" shouts the drag queen. they get into a fist fight. 5 minutes later a cis girl breaks up the fight. "hello ma'am" says the cis girl. "is this teenage boy in a hoodie giving you any trouble?"

GOD when my butler steals my clothes it's def one of my biggest pet jeeves.

dw ill kms

dis one maade me chuckle

Based as a based thing

a guy walks up to a transgender.
"hello sir" says the guy.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME??? IM GONNA END YOU!" yells the transgender.
"im not transphobic- i just called you sir because its OPPOSITE DAY!" says the man.
"how would you feel if someone called you MA'AM, sis!" shouts the trans girl to the guy.
"like shit" says the guy and he walks off. when hes out of earshot he says "foolish hon" he gets to his car he puts on a hoodie. he was a boymoder all along.

top kek

unironically me when my step dad used to call me a girl as an insult

TOP 10 Anime moments

>Then she says, "Now out of my sight!
meta-attraction is real

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a girl named Ella walks in on her bf Jeffry wearing a diaper
Ella: why are you wearing that! are you a predator? are you trans age?
Jeffry: Nah im just transgender
Ella: FUCK THATS EVEN WORSE

transbian

Both, but I like my women like I like my men, looking like the opposite gender

a trans girl is stealth in her cis girl friend group. she loves being treated as one of the cis girls. but one day she feels guilty and confeses her secret
"im a trans girl" she tells her friends
"OMG same!" they all say