Ffs made me an earhon

don't get ffs it's a scam
>be me, twinkhon
>fall for the ffs meme
>go 50k in debt for it
>go through a month of recovery
>look in the mirror
>see my fucked up ears
>its_over.exif
i will never be able to pass because of my goofy fucking ears
ft butchered me
fuck

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your ears are fine retard

Just do a Van Gogh

>50k
thanks for the money goyim, no refund

i don't have anyone to mail my ear to anyway because i'm such an earhon that nobody will ever talk to me now
fix my ears you meanie

Its true, those are some hardcore masculine ears. I've seen testicles with less masculinity.

i know, i'm ending it soon
it's truly over

I would personally. Imagine being a earhon.

I can relate, the back of my neck doesnt pass, i get comments all the time

i'm glad i'm not alone in this struggle
sorry that you're a neckhon, but at least you can wear scarves or something
wtff am i supposed to do about my ears :/

See

ok fine...
how do i self-perform an earechtomy?
is it the same as a diy orchi or is it harder?

Easy, a sharp scissor for removal and a solder iron for cauterization

i'm scared though T.T
what if i still don't pass after my earectomy...

Neckhon is the worst hon of all. I literally look like Kylie Jenner but my neck makes everything think im The Rock.

Personally, i dont think theres anything you can do about ears. Maybe pay £50k for ear reduction

i think i'm a neckhon too :c
maybe if i burqamode that would help?

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You could be the base of an inverted acrobat pyramid with that trunk

i know, i'm such a monstermoder :(

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Is this you post or pre ffs?

post...
can you really not tell :(

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sweetie everything else is fine. but you're a handhon, if thats a thing. you have big man hands. the rest of you passes, but those hands, they dont.

it was over before it even began...