ITT post reasons you're happy to be gay

None of this bullshit, everyone knows the deal

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lulz.com/how-to-hide-a-promiscuous-past/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

or this

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I'm not gay though, I'm gamp. I like tall awkward lankhons because they're still women but they're more likely to have a body count that isn't biohazard-tier. also they're extremely insecure and that makes me hard

Wow tou couldnt have sounded more like a sexual predator if you tried.

You're a mentally ill hairless linebacker with boobs in a dress with rape fantasies, I'm a sexual predator who likes you specifically because you're hopelessly broken and also still somewhat pure. Why can't hons and chasers agree that we're meant for each other?

Women are just so annoying I’m convinced they aren’t actually sentient. They’ll literally argue over anything and they lie. CONSTANTLY!!!

But gay guys have the brains of white women. Same mannerisms, BBC craving, manners of speech, etc.

>all of the men are black
lmao

That’s why I only get with “straight” guys. I only mess with guys who are on the down low

the author of that article is a jew. im betting $100 on it.

? wtf

yeah

Imagine bragging about this

Hey now, I only crave BBC and act like a woman. I talk like an AGP.

Its hotter that way. I’m not capable of an LTR and I’m perfectly fine doing things in secret.

can olive go a single thread without being absolutely incinerated? lmfao

Hons have the audacity to think their ghoulish bodies are worth better people than perverts and monsters. Their delusions are intense.

Watch out now! You might get banned for 3 days... From ALL boards!!

And somehow they're less disgusting than bisexuals.

>the author of that article is a jew. im betting $100 on it.
There are literally about 80 comments from Any Forumstards below the article calling the author a Jew or LARPing as Jews. Why are you "people" such predictable NPCs?

lulz.com/how-to-hide-a-promiscuous-past/

This site, "lulz.com", is part of a network of obvious Gawker-inspired satire sites made by Any Forumscels and for Any Forumscels. Their "partner" sites include obvious parodies named things like Ganker and Femoid.

The "forums" sections are barebones imageboards, and if you research the site ownership it's clearly a Any Forums troll trying to amuse other Any Forums retards. Except their audience is so stupid, the vast majority think it's all unironic and real and just riles them up. Or was that the goal all along?

Then each article gets spread all over Any Forums, including to this board, and almost no one takes this obvious satire by one of their own as anything but insidious Jewish femoid propaganda trying to destroy men and the white race.

It's like a lot of the threads that regularly inundate on Any Forums and Any Forums and elsewhere. At least half of Any Forums is LARPing Any Forumstards trying to piss off other Any Forumstards who will then, without fail, unironically take the bait and think actual, real armies of Jews are constantly posting things on Any Forums to psyop them, when they're literally being psyopped (intentionally or otherwise) by their own trolls.

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Shhhh let me watch this dumpster fire of schizos it is hilarious

Is there an article on how to hide that I'm a 35 yo virgin?

That sounds like a lot more fun that cowadooty
people believe anything these days

Except it's clearly not satire. I just browsed the site and it's all normal boring shit.