What can I get you?
Welcome to the Any Forums bar
Nathaniel Sanchez
Nathan Bell
whiskey on the rocks
Josiah Price
just a glass for my boymoder, I'll do the rest
Jayden Parker
blahaj bourbon
Justin Wright
tall blonde goth boymoder gf pls
Michael Anderson
Monstr drink, da purpl one
Nathaniel Nguyen
can i get a uhhhhhh pooner paloma
Hunter Nelson
>blahaj bourbon
We're outta ice
Brody Harris
I hope this will do, friend
Jordan Taylor
Tall blonde? gotcha
Tyler Scott
THIS IS A ROBBERY!
PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG!
PUT IT IN!
Blake Baker
Mojito, I'll get everyone a round to celebrate me finally getting a bf who's not a nutcase
Grayson Hughes
Jordan Morgan
Round on user! also, congrats friend
Lincoln Gray
A paloma for my pooner
Asher Ramirez
Sorry, this bar is for 21+ only
Elijah Smith
chocolate milk
Angel Jackson
that'll be $11.99
Levi Green
One monster and sunglass
Xavier Allen
Tonic water.
Jack Jones
2 glasses of concentrated pure almond juice
Jonathan Morris
Rum and tonic please
Noah Ross
The specials for tonight:
>AIDS
>intestinal worms
>fecal incontinence
>41% suicide rate
which one will it be user?
Brayden Mitchell
you get one.
Lincoln Russell
Damm you!!! I was this close to getting cyanide poisoning!!
Juan Stewart
you get the last sip of my monster can
Benjamin Thompson
Would you like the almonds activated?
Ryder Garcia
>intestinal worms
>41% suicide rate
>fecal incontinence
I thought they stopped serving Sierra Tequila
William Reyes
Right up, friend
Eli Sanchez
Do you do Shanghai cocktails?
If so I'll have the cream of Sum Yung Gai
Hudson Long
I'll have a juice made entirely from snails with a twist please
Carson Reed
One Nagasaki, please
Daniel Martin
Enjoy, our bartender worked hard on this one