Top VS Bottom requirements - 2022 Edition

Femboy/Troon/Cis-femoid requirements for cis-male tops in 2022...

>Have natural perfect symmetrically supermodel-tier facial aesthetics
>Have a god-like sculpted body that even Hercules himself would envy
>Be tall, (6'5"/200cm or over)
>Be ripped, (be able to bench press atleast 500lbs without steroids)
>Be wealthy, (have a networth of atleast 1 million usd or make 6-figures annually)
>Be neurotypical, being on the ASD or having any other learning disability is a death sentence, no exceptions
>Be white, no exceptions
>Have blue or green glowing eyes, no exceptions
>Be instantly popular among everyone they come into contact with, in other words possessing a radiant halo effect
>Possess a 12" dick when erect and 6" when flaccid
>Have immaculate health 24/7 thanks to good genetics no matter what you do

Cis-male top requirements for femboys/troons/cis-femoids in 2021...

>Be loyal & supportive
>Don't be fat or old
>Have nice smooth skin & bussy
>Don't be a bitch

Why is this so much to ask for chasers such as myself? What the fuck went wrong in the last 2 generations?!?! Hypergamy and the Jews are to blame for the suffering of sub5 cis-men in today's clown world, effectively turning most of them into incels. The 80/20 rule affects all sexual dating markets in current year and it is only going to get worse, also thanks to you assholes! Even the hons are mean to me!!! Also to the real foids reading this, FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Transbians fuck off, no one cares what you think!

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I love seeing "incels" becoming so desperate that they turn prison gay in hopes of 'settling for' femboy bussy but they still cant get it. Their tears are delicious. Please continue.

Oh, you again.

How about you start measuring up to some of those standards instead of bitching about it? Yeah it's easier for us, but there's a ton of shit we also have to deal with that you don't. Shit stinks on both sides of the fence. Cry me a river.

I mean according to this post, even ugly men hate old women, so if you're young and pretty, why settle for an ugly man that will hate you when you get old when you can have an hot guy who will hate you when you get old instead?

There's literally no point in wasting your youth on a loser.

can you stfu with this larp? you post in every board, it's getting annoying

youre just an incel lmao
my fiance has like, half of those "requirements" and id say hes pretty average
besides, love makes you blind to someones flaws, i think he looks fucking amazing even if other people dont
maybe if you werent a repulsive 4channer someone would be into you

Yeah the likes of OP forgot what most MtFs and femboys go through, especially for MtFs. Someone who has lost their family and become homeless due to the decision to troon out, claws their way into financial independence while taking hrt and learning makeup and buying decent clothes and possibly having to spend a ton of money on FFS, and after all that, which of them are going to settle for a fat neet? They lost their entire community and social fabric in order to build a new life as a woman, it came at a steep price, so many of them feel they shouldnt have to "settle".

And we all know OP is exaggerating because if he met even a small part of his own list, he wouldnt have made that post. It's more like he fails to meet most of the list in any way (he hasnt mentioned something important called "not being deeply unlikeable" because he thinks that's just his "undiagnosed autism" probably, but that's almost offensive against autists, as someone who knows autists).

cope and seethe chaser

The absolute serthing from an incrl who will never ever get any bussy.

>many of them feel they shouldnt have to "settle"
i guess they forget that they're serving frankenfish