>be straight

>simp for girl
>she has bf
>she gets me to make out with him
>actually do it for the approval
What level of pathetic am I on and what zone am I in?

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nice quads my guy!!

Hahahahaha

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do straightoids reallly

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Become a pet of this bisexual power couple

an entirely new level of pathetic user but that's also pretty hot

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Let him top you, that should get her to come around and like you more

Thanks for laughing at me guise
My friend was trying to make me feel better about it but I prefer honesty
And no letting him fuck me a step too far

This actually makes me want to puke wtf

Thanks for brightening up my day user, This is too good.

Your prostate craves cock user, let him top you and wear her clothes while he fucks you and she spits in your mouth

god just stop whining and be that couple's life-in sex toy

Goddammit why is this so unfathomably hot, I really need a twink like that in my life to do that to him and then peg him. I want to put him in mascara and see it run down his face with his tears. This scenario is far too based.

more digits of truth
op, you know what to do

based fujoshi

No problem
God damn it I knew I should've posted on r9k instead
But I wanted to know if this is a common thing at all or if my life is a unique joke

>But I wanted to know if this is a common thing
no

fwiw user, a cisf friend of mine used to do this a lot
so like, i agree it's not really common, but there are quite a few girls who get off on it, and they usually make it happen a LOT

Fujos are not common but they are not super rare. I'd call them an uncommon minority. Also depends on your social circles and location.

What makes you rare is that not only are you chasing a woman who already has a bf, you sank low enough to make out with him as a straight guy just to impress her

The combination of fujo (her) and teragigasimp (you) makes this quite rare indeed

>I wanted to know if this is a common thing
sure if you're a cuck (not judging)

What is the truth!?
Smfh I should just end it I'm gonna have to live like 60 more years on average with this memory

>What is the truth!?
those two posts dont contradict each other, user
just because there exist cis girls who do this - and who do it a lot - doesnt mean it's common

>Smfh I should just end it I'm gonna have to live like 60 more years on average with this memory
it literally doesn't matter user, find other people and you get a clean slate
or you could, you know
steer into the skid