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What, no hornygen?

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I kind of want to buy a fuck machine but I feel like ill use it once and be disgusted with myself. Too bad you cant like rent one. Home depot needs to add that to their arsenal.

>Too bad you cant like rent one
this gave me an idea for a fantastic bussiness. theres TONS of sexually starved people out there.

also, you can make yourself a fuck machine. thing of things that are already in your home, and that rotate at a moderate speed, and have certain amount of torque. you have any?

>tfw no big dick gf

i kinda feel this
i have a dildo but i almost never use it bc first of all i hate the prep and second of all i kind of feel gross afterwards (even tho i have no post nut clarity anymore bc of hrt)
ive also never rlly finished with it so maybe thats why...

I suck at flirty stuff, how do I get better?

if you have to push it yourself, then its hard to finish, if its done to you, even by a machine, holy shit.

imitate women in movies and soap operas.

hmm yea ig
idk im still a virgin so ig i dont rlly have anything to compare it to
wouldnt want a huge machine standing in my house anyways desu

>im still a virgin
kissless?

yea...

Ive thought about that but how would you advertise it lol.. Word of mouth might work after awhile but youd need to get a few people interested in it at first.


Yeah, I have a milwaukee hackzall that i could probably rig up but it once you depress the button all the way its only one speed.

Anyone here lives in Uruguay by chance? I remember there used to be a friend finder thread in this board,...

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>used to be a friend finder thread in this board
there still is
pretty sure i saw one yesterday

Same. Its hard to get a good rhythm by yoursef and i always just finish by jerking off.

yea i rlly wish it were more enjoyable for me :/

>how would you advertise
ADULT HELPERS. and promise extreme privacy. orders would fly.

i made me one once with a record player, since it had 3 speeds, it was really good. im thinking a standing electric fan would be great too, those can run very slow.

Don’t think that would work lol

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its what everyone does lmao ..maybe you dont know because you dont have experience, but the dating world is filled with cliches taken from media, i mean how else would people do anything. everything social is imitation.

You post this in every thread. I'm curious what you get from this, I wanna know so bad.

t. big dick mtf

yes, see Pic Related, it's how a pride parade used to look before the pandemic, and weed is legal too.

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desu im still wondering why you asked me this lmao

saw the archive, you're right, I guess I'll wait for the next one to be created.

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I am white man and I need a black fat cocked Twink/trans girl to emasculate and dick down in front of a lean curly haired Jewish woman