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awesome new bread

Required Viewing Edition

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no rn
would be nice
the deafest nothing will change attitude is centrists bullshit

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i ate a bacon cheeseburger earlier. anyone else having a banger night

my gf said she wanted surgery for her bottom and started crying when i told her she had a lovely bottom idgi

women! sheesh!

friendly reminder of how much i love my girlfriend (fifi)

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>simply knowing things is not an opinion
not but how you perceive things is

goodnight love

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after yet another guy unmatching directly after i asked him if he actually read my profile and saw that i am trans i am strongly considering to edit all my profile pictures and adding picrel as an overlay, but i doubt it helps because APPARENTLY PEOPLE CANNOT READ HOLY SHIT I AM SO FUCKING MAD

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you two are gonna pee rocks if u keep drinking those

>shocked that most people judge people they wanna fuck only on looks

ive drank 5 liters of water today and only had 1300mg of caffeine i think ill be fine

>matching bc she’s pretty
>unmatching bc she’s trans
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did u just fucking say 1300mg

i s2g straight men can't fucking read on tinder 90% of the time, i literally have a picture that includes the phrase "my dick"

But then you are pretty cute? You must be passing when the cannot tell or forget or just not realize!

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...yeh

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it takes like 400mg in a day to make me feel like i'm gonna pass out and not wake up lol

i wan bites .___.

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my tolerance is absurd tbqdesu

Hi oink, I ate honey and played stardew.

>rightoid “””humor”””

not so much shocked, i just have a rather low frustration tolerance i suppose
migth be because i'm out of prog

exactly

yeah i figured one picture wouldn't be enough, hence literally every picture, and covering the whole image

yeah, i suppose it does mean i mostly pass i guess, at least on the pics i upload. ..

good navy is a vampire

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hey sisters are retards like this common here?

the most ridiculous part is, he started the conversation like "you look like such a sweet girl, i'm surprised we matched, i wouldnt think you could keep up with me"
and then sent me some extremely basic kink questionaire with like "do u liek anal and outdoor fellatio" and i think im just done

good shit! honestly i love just a tiny bit of honey for sweetness once in a while, as a bit of a treat

same >:3
i just want them now -__-

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yea

>and so they were both vampires

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I ate like half the jar lol. It was raw honey.

sad...

i pray for ur stomach.

>i wouldnt think you could keep up with me
open with the negging like a true pick up artists

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Serana SUCKS, and I'm not talking about how she feeds.

yea mtfg tttt and Any Forums in general is full of the biggest fucking morons and it only gets worse every year

serana a shit yeh

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i wish i could be more helpful, that i could fix shit

oh fuck, i didnt even catch that lol i thought he was just trying to seem tough but it definitely was negging wasnt it

Maiq would say you dodged the proverbial bullet

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yeah, in hindsight that seems to be the case
or well, the bullet unfired itself lol i didnt really do anything except make him aware of something he already shouldve been aware of