How to kill myself in a way that stops me from pussying out. tell me

Well once you jump off a building or pull the trigger of a gun. Its hard to pussy out.

What your looking for is something where your death will result out of your own indecisiveness. Such a method does not exist.

Hell you can do suicide via cop or gang or inject yourself with blah blah blah but at the end of the day you have to decide to live or die.

My humble suggestion is to live. Why? Sure sure, people out there love you. However on the contrary people out there that hate that you are alive.

When they see you surviving, they are mad. Then when in those small moments where you actually smile, that one smile you give every year. You know the one... and you share that to them. It makes them more assmad than you can believe.

You don't see these pitiful people because they are such pathetic slime they are afraid of you. They hate you but too cowardly to face you.

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Alcohol will REALLY help with that part the more the better! :) (don't do it tho haha)

Listen up fucker I'm a first responder. Most suicide calls we go on don't lead to shit- people try, don't succeed, and fuck themselves up with complications and disabilities and wind up regretting it. You are WAY more likely to end up a fucking vegetable than to die. And that's assuming you actually injure yourself instead of getting put under some kind of emergency hold and sent to a psych facility for god knows how long. And I don't know how it is where you live, but where I live, psych wards are fucking dogshit.

I GUARENTEE you that whatever the fuck you're going through right now is WAY better than getting shoved in a nursing home with disabilities or being walled up in a psych ward for eternity. I guarantee it.

With love,
Firefighter/Paramedic

Ok but that's idiots you gotta jump off something really tall not just like a house :P

Shit I've seen people live through that too.

You're obviously making shit up to try and scare us out of not killing ourselves
You cannot tell me you've seen people survive jumping from shit like that. Humans are so fragile and die so easily

LOL no the EMT is not lying. Lets assume you are 150 lbs. If you jump 90 feet off a helicopter into the water of ground, you can live.

It all depends on how you land, what you will land on, the ATM pressure, your health, how you fall. (Eg. rotating will slightly slow down your decent)

wikihow.com/Survive-a-Long-Fall

On the flip side if you slip and fall 3 feet and hit your head just right... you can die that way too.

Fuck you fine! I guess a rope or a shotgun to the brain is the only way out! Srupid fucking whore

Nope, I've seen it once.
Got the call, assumed guy would be dead, nope. Can't say too much cause confidentiality laws but dude basically landed in just the right spot to break his fall just enough to not die. He was in really rough shape, but were able to take him in. Last I knew he had to be sent to a shitty nursing home because of the injuries.

I know a guy who lived after being hit by a train on his motorcycle, too. He's actually doing pretty good.

You'd be shocked by how often people actually live through shit like this. It's not common but it's way more likely than you would think it is.

Dude I know you're really trying here but I've seen people live through that too. There is no 100% success suicide method and there sure as hell ain't one that doesn't suck.

Do not, life is a gift. Even if you may not think it, you have years and years to find a million ways to be happy. Think about turning to the Lord user, it can really help.

>Turn to the lord

Okay this guy can ACTUALLY fuck off.

Well carbon monoxide or other gas inhalation types are painless but you can stop if you dont want to

Big caliber gun
Aim for heart or cerebellum

>Aim for the heart

Buddy you're not gonna believe this...

Since no one's giving you any proper answers here's how you do it OP:

>Save up a few hundred dollars worth of your local currency
>Go to the nearest endocrinologist
>Tell them you have gender dysphoria
>Get a prescription for estrogen + a blocker
>Take every day for ~60 years (yeah I know it takes a while but trust me it works)

100% guaranteed to die, no way to stop it from happening

in life there is ALWAYS a trade off.

Sure you can risk killing yourself but you might survive and be a veggie.

Or you can live and find a mechanism or crutch or whatever to help you deal with life. (and understand that feelings are irrational, you probably feel like shit but you will have moments of joy here and there and learn to really live for those few moments of joy even if its only once in like a year)

I used to cry myself to sleep as a young person. I wanted to die and people thought I was attractive, a chad, blah blah blah, right? But one day. One day it got better. I can't pin point one thing that made me realize this sadness isn't forever but looking back.

I took a lot of small steps that I thought were pointless and I am somewhere now. Its not where I want to be but I moved. I realized I allowed people to affect my happiness.

What do you think would make you happy? When was the last time you felt happy? (if at all)

This. Everyone dies.

OK cool but what's this got to do with the lord?

Ok well then I'll find the closest fucking thing to 100% that I can that won't suck complete ass fuck you just know I fucking hate you, I wish you would just let people who tried to kill themselves die instead of forcing them to be vegetables. You are a monster.

how the fuck do you live if your heart explodes