How do I cope with the fact that I'll never get any bitches because I'm FTM and short?

Should I make a makeshift gf out of a pillow or something, like man I keep telling myself if I'm still single a year from now I'm gonna have an insane joker moment (but then again I don't have a dick lol). What do I do to distract myself so I won't remember that I'm unlovable.

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Short men are hot.

damn it beavis

stop lying FTMS are repulsive anyways

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You're a woman, no one will like you as a man.

At least you have an excuse for not getting bitches i’m just not getting bitches cause i don’t go outside

Stick to your pillow gf.

God damn it, ever since the pooner memes started coming out I've started to notice how FtMs unironically type and talk like "dood", it's like they are trying so hard to talk and type like men but always hit this uncanny valley

Amazing how when people become male they ALL realise just how shit we actually have it in life.

take the gayden pill

Get a well paying job or go T4T, simple as.

Wdym dood, we’re HECCKIN valiiid manly man men men.

This is why "he/him lesbians" exist

Find an mtf or something more human than a pillow

Learn to love men

I'm gay and I'd take you but you're straight so you deserve to be through this torture for craving female love

lemme slam that poon

if you make a makeshift gf out of a pillow i want to be the pillow

detrans and be my suspiciously deep voiced gf

Just lose weight and lift, rinse and repeat until you have traps and abs. Remove your gauges and any piercings. Dye your hair back a normal color and shave your facial hair unless you have a REAL beard.

Go the he/him HRT butch route

find an MtF