>visit my bf's house for the first time >I go to sleep before he does (he's in the living room doing remote work stuff) >I sleep where I always do, next to the very edge of the bed >he asks me in a concerned tone "Do you think you should sleep closer to the center of the bed so you don't roll off?" >"I always sleep like this" >"Haha, alright"
There feels something mansplain-y about doubting my ability to choose my own sleeping position
Next time sleep in the middle of the bed and take up a lot of space. Don't let him get in and when he asks wtf you are doing say you're doing what he told you to do
Wyatt Anderson
Mansplaining isn’t real, so sure this can be mansplaining if you want—anything can
Jace Ward
How is mansplaining not real????
Ryan Johnson
next time you sleep together, sleep in the exact middle with your arms and legs splayed out so he has no room
Josiah Wright
2016 called, sargon dropped a new vid
Logan Howard
people are so darn stupid. your bf asked you a question cause he cares about you and that made you pull a tumblr.
David King
>itt fembrains giving retarted advice to a fembrain
Jonathan Gonzalez
I'll let it go because it's an isolated incident and once I said it was okay he laughed and agreed, but the line between being being cutely overprotective and doting paternalism is thin and he might have crossed it.
Aaron Bennett
you shouldn’t be with men you don’t like them
Jason Torres
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David Reed
I think to qualify as mansplaining, he would have had to say something like, "Here's why I think you shouldn't sleep so close to the edge of the bed." Your response to him is closer to mansplaining. Was he patronizing you? Probably. Was it intentional? Maybe. He let it drop after you explained to him that's how you normally slept, so I don't think he was doing it on purpose. Anyway, you should take it up with him if it bothers you so much and not fish for vindication on a Mongolian yak milking forum.
Nathaniel Thompson
I don't think it was intentional, he sounded genuinely worried and like it kind of slipped out. Still not okay. I might or might not be giving him a long lecture later, we'll see.
Nathaniel Martin
I probably do this shit all the time cause I think I’m smarter than my gf and she constantly is clumsy and making silly mistakes that I never would
Zachary Phillips
He wanted to cuddle, you stupid whore. Dump him. You don't deserve him. I'll take him instead.
Yeah you're a dumb bitch who doesn't know what mansplaining even is. Please give him that lecture so he can realize how retarded you are and dump your ass.
Isaiah Perez
What?
Jackson Fisher
Go think up more retarded reasons to self sabotage and make yourself unlovable. I'm sure it'll work out great. Get angry at people for caring about you and ask yourself why no one will care for you, seems good to me.
Sebastian Gomez
>bf asks a simple question >you provide an answer >he got an answer, and drops it >this now counts as mansplaining I'll give you this much OP, (You) definitely have a fembrain for being this retarded with logic.
Cooper Foster
mansplaining is a cope when u have no argument and you argue with a male
Joseph Perry
>be me, love my SO >SO sleeps so close to the edge it's hard to cuddle without fear of pushing them off the bed >Ask if they would consider sleeping closer to the middle of the bed, wanting easier night cuddles >They blow me off Guess I'm sleeping cold again
Blake Hughes
"Mansplaining" is just whenever a man says something and you feel like a child in his presence because he literally has to clean up your stupid messes after you all the time and 98% of the time he says the thing, he saved you from a dumb mistake. Mansplaining is the other 2% of the time that he said it just in case.
Now shut your flappy ass cunt and submit to his mantelligencr