What's the worst illegal thing youve been found guilty of/fined for?
A few years back I got caught with an ounce of weed an a scale and got off with just a ticket.
Thank god for white privilege.
Crime tranners
Jayden Gutierrez
Asher Carter
not a single thing, Ms. FBI agent
glowies tried to act like I was some neo-nazi terrorist because of some edgy jokes though and they're probably watching me post this rn
but surprise surprise I'm fucking not one, I just have a terminal case of smoothbrain and have no filter and a dark sense of humor thanks to you faggots
Matthew Rivera
Same. I'm on a ton of watchlists for sure.
Noah Sanchez
manslaughter, 10 years :)
Connor Howard
Hot. Wanna have sex?
Parker Scott
oh you asked for trannies nvm
Luis Miller
how did you do it though?
Ayden Barnes
Hot. Wanna have sex?
Nicholas White
the best is getting a phone call from a detective and learning they've been monitoring you for like 2 years
I hope Mr. Glowie enjoyed all my nudes and shitposts then
oh jeez
Carter Garcia
I got a friend raided for importation of meth
Jaxson Ortiz
Please. Lets have sex.
Nathaniel Lewis
Olive why are you using a picrew I made of myself
Liam Sullivan
Cope more mr nft
Hudson Foster
Something something thievery.
Anyway the worst thing I did was get kicked out of a gay bar for underage drinking. I wasn't even drinking either.
Anthony Anderson
a black guy broke into my grandmas house, stole my grandmas jewelry after a friend brought him over one night and we got drunk and I beat him to death for it on accident
yeah but I am a little traumatized still from our epic justice system and will unironically beat you severely if you even try to test me at all
okay only if you agree to have an abortion no child deserves life with either of us
Asher Nelson
underage drinking
Aiden Peterson
Never got caught for that. I managed to gain such a tolerence that I could be talking to cops when I was high and they didnt notice.
Angel Perez
Speeding ticket
Nicholas Green
Most people here are probably on watchlists for just posting on Any Forums or whatever, not to mention all of the passive data collection by glowies.
Ryder Evans
You might be able to FOIA them to possibly obtain files on yourself. If they come through with your request, the files themselves will be censored, but some people found wacky investigations done on them for no good reason.
Isaac Hernandez
Does underage drinking count if I was technically the legal drinking age in Germany while being a murrican?
Nicholas Phillips
i was 11 and it was only the fourth time i drank alcohol
Parker Cruz
Speeding
I was going 100+ on my motorcycle on my way to work
My boss didnt necessarily care if i was late but i was autistic enough to.