My trans gf keeps shitting all over my dick for some reason. She claims that she tries her best to clean it out beforehand and she seems to spend 2+ hours each time, but it still happens like once or twice a month.
What can she do to fix this? She already is a health nut and is vegan so like she gets plenty of fiber. Like what the fuck is going on??
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Tire iron beatings are in order until she stops shitting herself like a retard. Make her wear a diaper too since she clearly wants to act like a fucking baby.
youre sticking yer dick up her shitter.
theres gonna be shit now and then.
fuck did ya expect, stop watching so much porn.
This much??? Is she like incontinent or something? We've been together for like 6 months and have sex about thrice a week. She said she only had dated a few guys before me. Im so confused.
were you an incel before this or something?
thrice a week, 12~ times a month, happens once or twice, high fiber vegan diet, seems about right.
you do realize that porn actors usually fast for 24 hours before a shoot, take magnesium to clean out the system, and at minimu douche, if not full enema.
grow up, clean yer dick and shove it back up there, you big baby.
No, I just wanted to fuck a chick and not worry about her being a fucking crazy bipolar slut that was gonna dump me when I didnt buy her 500 dollar dinners.
Honestly considering going back to cis women. I think I can put up with the crazy if it means im not getting shit on my dick.
yo stfu
I've got a feeling this thread is bait
>No, I just wanted to fuck a chick
then why are you fucking a man and complaining about the obvious consequences of doing such?
Could also just ask her to cool it on the fiber
Fucking straightoids
Literally what? Im not attracted to men dude. Im not a faggot.
idk man, sticking your cock up a biological male's anus seems pretty faggot to me
I'm not gay. My gf passes and is like 5'6. Thats not a "man" in any sense of the word.
I'm so glad I'm a transbian, moids are so fucking awful. Do you not care about all the time and effort she puts into getting her asshole clean enough to have sex with you??? Selfish pig.
this is probably bait. but if it isn't then start cutting items out of her diet, one at a time, until things improve. There is probably some key factor here that leads to a goopy hole. start with the processed foods, like her vegan fake meat bullshit, and go from there.
You jsut need a good diet.
Faggot
Tell her to stop cleaning herself out and she'll stop shitting on you
Who are you trying to fool here, mr. AGP? Us or yourself?
You are not a real HSTS woman.
Maybe she is over douching. Unless your dick is like 9 inches, she should only clear her rectum. In my experience if i ate in past 24 hours and use I use too much water douching makes me shit out everything i have in my large intestine for 3 hours.
so what? you like short, kinda petite and cute guys and and that o.k. but really you could candidly talk to a doctor or apothecary and get "her" a laxative.
>In my experience if i ate in past 24 hours and use I use too much water douching makes me shit out everything i have in my large intestine for 3 hours.
yeah, it's this. no idea how people got memed into this porn b.s. just use a finger to check your rectum and be done. also get a bidet.
>HSTS
>woman
Pick one (1).