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First btw heh

Where does one meet boyfriend :(

Mtfg’ers, how did u meet ur bf?

>Mtfg’ers, how did u meet ur bf?
hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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I'll give this a shot and see if dashfan is in here today

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thinking long and hard about a boob augmentatio;n…

I don't even have a bf. Too neurotic and such. I have a job that will do.

i would slay thousands of truckers and their children for some self-confidence

did i ever tell you they offered to give me boob too alongside ffs and orchi
i said no because BA would look weird on me since my boob are too far apart

grindr, actually but he's just my fwb-ish. I know grindr suuucks but he's so handsome and sweet and is rly into me.

Also I'm finally making a trip for this stuffs lol

Bf? But I want a gamer girl gf
I only know cuz I got the seeds from a reputable bank in Spain ^^

Not the truckers :O

You grow it owo?

Silence the honkies and you can have whatever you want

>the honkies
holy fuck that's gold

Yuh! You could say I live in a pretty based place

If you kill all the truckers aint nobody gonna be delivering any of yall programming socks, just sayin.

Am jealous although every so often we get drug tested at work. It's rare but does happen. If I had access like you guys I would lose my job lol.

>my neighbor plays the sax
My upstairs neighbour too

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no ban?

so jelly, i wanna just get fucked up and forget my existence

lemme smonk with u

Any huggers in the chat

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no, you already tricked me once. get lost

I am sad and upset over the man issue and stuff like and this Wikipedia article I read. Also my nose is deformed and stuff

I like this doll

*hugs*

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(wrong one)

Most of the amazon drivers die weekly anyway it's fine

laf r u a top or a bottom?

Aww rip :(
They don't drug test here, they would lose a quarter of their staff including some doctors
Sssshhhh
If you were in my locale I would give you a jar
Okay! When you come for motorcycle tour of America!

>stuff like
son’t worry about stuff like that

that's fine i'll just get a brain implant from elon musk so i can believe i already have them
just have to wait for it to get here first...

*hugs*
huggu laf
Hugs :3

>.

fiona, why do you let me live rent free in your head?

The only drivers I truly hate are Taxis, Royal mail and DPD.

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vroom vroom on the way to americah
is ok lol!
well right now myxi and fifi are living for free in my head

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I think you're forgetting suburban pickup truck drivers

We dont have that issue so much in the UK.

I’m not gay I’m asexual I think

Do you think males can look female? Could I? Upset over nose thing also

>well right now myxi and fifi are living for free in my head
Myxi bros.. we made it

>myxi and fifi are living for free in my head

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>I’m not gay I’m asexual I think
i always knew you were pure

And I thought there was nothing good about the UK

And the elderly, fren.
You hate the elderly.

Heh we did.

>sometimes am i'm perfectly fine with having a dick it's the rest of my body i feel bad about
>at the same time also resent having one and don't want to touch it and wish i had a vagina
doublethink is a hell of a drug

no you did not tell me about the story of darth booby the wise
i see, i see. they really wanted to do EVERYTHING huh

me im seeing em soon to discuss it and i sort of ignored it for a while h-heh..

there's also the weather... and other things...

you're definitely not a mastermind

ok so now you should pick up the tuba to play along with them

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insert myxi room here
the recovery would've been fucking awful too @_@
yeah definitely go for a consult and see if its your thing
lmao who is this

Fiona is definitely a mastermind. Have you seen her art :o

I was looking forward to (thing) and now it's been postponed to tomorrow.

god i wish i was a mastermind but i just like to do nice shit for people so i can give someone a smile for like, 5 seconds in our miserable lives

why even post ominous cringe uninteresting low life loser

>the intro to Tomita

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There will be many days of smiles from your art :)