I expect to wake up and receive a tranny gf on the morrow

i expect to wake up and receive a tranny gf on the morrow

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Good luck, user.

same but a cis bf

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I'm sorry but we lost your package during shipping

Here is your tranny gf.

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What's the return policy on this one

she looks very cute

god i hate this person so much

>be tranny on tinder
>in a sea of dudes who only want me to come meet them in a hotel for a one night stand or some shit, I find an attractive guy who is talkative and seems relatively normal, has cool interests, etc
>wants to take me out on the town and have a nice time
>tell him I’m sick with covid (I was) and have a big exam coming up so need about two weeks before we can do it
>like 4 days into texting he’s become a total sperg sending me 1000 page dissertations about what he’s doing (usually work or craft projects he’s working on)
>find it cute at first but then he starts getting upset I’m not always replying and when I do I’m simply not matching his level of energy because it’s a lot and I’m busy as a STEM student
>starts implying the reason I’m not interested in him is because he’s not being sexual enough for me, and then proceeds to get weird and sexual out of nowhere “to keep me interested”
>doesn’t realize it actually killed my interest
>drunk texting me demanding ass pics

boys r weird

U guys always say this like we aren't all right here and very desperate

i dont know why you posted this in my thread but cool story

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You should post your discord and date OP then. He’s a cool guy. He saved my dog from a burning building and fixed my car. He also has a giant dick.

>giant dick
How big are we talking?

I will spend this valentines day without a tranner. No tranner to go on a date with, no tranner to kiss on the beach at night, no tranner to go on home and cuddle while watching some cheesy ass romance.

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Ok OP should post his discord so I can add him and we can chat then, that sounds like an excellent idea

I'll spend it with you over discord, im also insanely lonely :(

Yeah well I'll be spending valentines day alone as a tranner baka. No boy to hold me tight, make me feel safe, and make me blush :c

post discord

stop mentioning discord you niggers
i require a REAL tranny gf in the mail, posthaste

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Well where the fuck do u live baka, you can't expect to get an irl tranny gf easily if you live in the middle of nowhere or something

What is going on? Why is it since covid all tranners just want to e-date? This is why I can't find a gf anymore.

We want to edate because when you're in a dating niche like being trans, it's hard to find people irl, not because we actually want to edate

because you prob live like halfway across the world from 99.9% of us

if i lived in the middle of nowhere, i wouldnt be expecting a tranny gf to appear upon my awakening, that would just be too unreasonable

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post gps coordinates

OK then, but if you don't reveal your general area none of the trannies are gonna know if you're close by. You've gotta put a bit of effort in

Every time I go to sleep I hope that I’ll wake up to find out the government is now killing “people” like me.

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im not expecting to find one here, i simply seek to make my demands known to the general public
17.6078, 8.0817
meds

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Unironically adorable, I'm into the nerdy type.