Be me, cis female pseudo-repper

>be me, cis female pseudo-repper
>understand penis envy is a common female experience
>try to talk with female friends about how much I wish I had a cock
>’uHM’
>awkward silence
>they probably all think I’m a weirdo now
fucking hell, why is it so taboo to talk about penis envy, half of those cunts probably had the same thoughts, secretly

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>cis straight male
>wish I didn't have a cock

trade

Why

are you autistic op cuz this is the most malebrained post ive read in awhile

I gotta say you're really missing out OP. It's the only thing that's kept me from roping, being able to jerk off my cock. My real cock I was born with. If I didn't have it I'd absolutely kill myself even if my life was otherwise great.
But I'm sure a pussy feels good too or whatever. Have fun with that. I'll be penetrating my massive collection of rubber vaginas with a variety of textures and tightness.

What makes you think you even have the right to use a computer or say such things as a woman?

I don’t understand why you wouldn’t want a penis
I do score pretty high on online autism tests but I’m pretty good at hiding the tism usually, I wouldn’t have friends otherwise

>It's the only thing that's kept me from roping, being able to jerk off my cock.
Fucking loser.

When you can't do anything else, you can always fap for a quick dopamine hit.

>I’m pretty good at hiding the tism usually
If you're able to hide it you don't have it.
People say women can have autism they just are better at socializing. Which is basically just saying women don't have autism because women don't have autism.

NTA but I'm high functioning autistic and I literally had to learn how to socialize without being fucking weird. It still comes out if I don't keep my guard up and get too comfortable.

Nta, but you're retarded. It's called masking and it's stressful and anxiety inducing and can lead to developing a neurotic personality or breaking down if you never stop and let it out, but it's real.

t. Mid-functioning mtf who only started learning to mask around age 16

I don’t care if I actually have autism or not, all that matters is thay I’m able to come off as mostly normal by studying then copying how others act, I just lost my touch with covid and social isolation and all

>pseudo-repper
>pseudo
op what part of wishing you had the opposite sex's primary sex characteristics is pseudo-repping? is there such a thing as pseudo-dysphoria now?

Pretty sure most cis women don't have penis envy. Every woman I've spoken to in my entire life has said that being a woman and having periods is the worst hell imaginable and they wouldn't put hitler or satan through life as a cis woman with a vagina. When I ask what they would do if they woke up as a cis guy with a dick and balls instead their immediate and unilateral answer always so far has been that they'd immediately kill themselves because they don't want to be a man. My takeaway from this has been that most women like being women and having vaginas but don't admit it.

They gotta keep up the facade of being shit upon and having awful lives so they keep getting gibsmedats from society, or else everyone would realize how easy they really have it.

dont worry OP
cocks are pretty cool
pissing in the wounds is pretty neat

I have this daydream where me and an FTM high-five each other and walk away with everything magically switched.

You didn't "learn to mask" you just aren't autistic anymore.

yeah, pseudo-dysphoria is fake dysphoria caused by AGP/AAP or social contagion rather than a genuine hormonal imbalance in the womb affecting brain structure

Are you me