dubs decides which way I get to join the 41%
counting on you trannybros
dubs decides which way I get to join the 41%
counting on you trannybros
old age
By living a long and full filled life, finally dying at the ripe old age of 98, surrounded by your family and loved ones.
Being gay
suicide by cop
disease from unprotected sex with minorities on grindr
Hanging
rolling for this
from being *borat voice* my wife
hanging and immolation simultaneously
the first to ensure a quick and painless death the second to ensure your body will be irrecoverable and nobody will know how you looked like
rerolling
Sex, with me.
>surrounded by your family and loved ones.
Don't have those.
join the 59% instead
By being a cis man and getting a wife and never trooning out on her.
nta but i'm so madly in love w/ u and ur energy user just from seeing this post. i'm also suicidal pls marry me and then do whatever u will
getting hatecrimed
having 1 (one) sexu
Dying of medically assisted suicide after a happy and long life
do a backflip off an overpass into oncoming traffic
You stupid fucking whore I'm going to fucking kill you you dumb fucking bitch
B-B-B-B-BAAASED
You sick fucks. I hate you all.
suicide by diap cuteness! basicawwy you weaw a diapey and go to da cwosest miwwow and just stawe at youwsewf and see how cute you wook and da cuteness is so much dat u smile so big dat you eat youwself
fucking lmao
by my kiss
I don't like this idea. Don't.
What's so bad about suicide you normie cuck
By applying for legal euthanasia after consulting a therapist, and going through the long process of declaring yourself fit for legal euthanasia.
And not going through with it if you don’t get approved to be euthanized
uwu