Dubs decides which way I get to join the 41%

dubs decides which way I get to join the 41%

counting on you trannybros

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old age

By living a long and full filled life, finally dying at the ripe old age of 98, surrounded by your family and loved ones.

Being gay

suicide by cop

disease from unprotected sex with minorities on grindr

Hanging

rolling for this

from being *borat voice* my wife

hanging and immolation simultaneously
the first to ensure a quick and painless death the second to ensure your body will be irrecoverable and nobody will know how you looked like

rerolling

Sex, with me.

>surrounded by your family and loved ones.
Don't have those.

join the 59% instead

By being a cis man and getting a wife and never trooning out on her.

nta but i'm so madly in love w/ u and ur energy user just from seeing this post. i'm also suicidal pls marry me and then do whatever u will

getting hatecrimed

having 1 (one) sexu

Dying of medically assisted suicide after a happy and long life

do a backflip off an overpass into oncoming traffic

You stupid fucking whore I'm going to fucking kill you you dumb fucking bitch

B-B-B-B-BAAASED

You sick fucks. I hate you all.

suicide by diap cuteness! basicawwy you weaw a diapey and go to da cwosest miwwow and just stawe at youwsewf and see how cute you wook and da cuteness is so much dat u smile so big dat you eat youwself

fucking lmao

by my kiss

I don't like this idea. Don't.

What's so bad about suicide you normie cuck

By applying for legal euthanasia after consulting a therapist, and going through the long process of declaring yourself fit for legal euthanasia.
And not going through with it if you don’t get approved to be euthanized

uwu