/gaygen/ gay general

isn't grindr owned by a chineez guy?

and just like the real Sissy, you're a fat pig

top4top is the future
you know Im right

he's chairman but grindr as a whole is owned by another company who owns like 50 other dating apps and that's ran by an indian woman

i can't find another top who is into it

hey how do i turn off amber alerts from my phone that shit is annoying

fucks me up how much Putin looks like the bass player from greenday.

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what is an amber alert

find the child and return it

Stop kidnapping children.
All slavs have a few common traits.

Stop, your gonna ruin sissy's launch

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Just finished eating. That was so fucking good. I’m so satisfied right now.

iirc its an american thing
when a child goes missing, the police alert the phones of everyone nearby to help notify the community
its named after a girl who was murdered

damn bitch that wasn't even 10 minutes
how fast do you eat
take your fucking time
goddamn

That cersina la feina btw

I eat very fast, it’s a common trait of binge eaters like me. I don’t even realize how much food I’m shoveling in my mouth until my plates are empty. My family always gets mad at me when they eat with me because they hate how fast I eat.

Do you still cook?

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Wow no face shove? 0/10

I barely cook. I mostly eat fast food/takeout. If I cook, it’s basic shit like cereal for breakfast or bagels with cream cheese for lunch. I’m way too lazy to learn how to cook. Too much effort and I love fast food too much anyways.

apparently Mike Dirnt is welsh tho, real last name was Pritchard according to trickapedia.

Gotta be a slav in the woodpile. It's uncanny.

Should I have some dessert?

You dont even know who I am but i know who you are.

Are you on class A drugs day in day out by anychance?

Don't be fat babe

Only if you want to!

Partially agree, it's vers masc4masc if you ask me. If you don't like masc men and being a masc man then you're either bishit or trans, not gay.

Hmm? No, I don’t do drugs. I just have serious eating issues.

Poor you

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That doesnt explain the constant shit posting and ban evading. How do you enjoy doing that stuff for hours when you could be doing other things? Like you actively force your way back in here to blog like its the only thing you have in your life. I can’t understand the fundamental psychology of it unless there was an excuse that involved being drugged.

I'm addicted to watch those "see him network" porn videos and self-insert as the girl
What's wrong with me?

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>tfw no bottom bf
t. bottom

I'm glad I don't even know what you mean by that.

>knows more recipes than people
>knows like 2 recipes maybe
Lol

nothings wrong with you babe, but i need you to start taking estradiol injections for me

>self-insert as the girl
there's your answer

I do things. I always have errands to run and shit. I do admit that I’m on here a lot because I’m bored with my life. I completely lost my sense of self after I got dumped and my binge eating got way way worse. I have no friends. Only acquaintances from Grindr and I don’t plan on ever being in a relationship again because I don’t believe in love. I feel like I’m just existing, but the one thing I love doing is eating, so I’m going to continue doing that.

xvideos.com/video65272277/clean_cut_ryan_love_gets_rimmed_by_busty_anna_chambers

good woodpile movie right here

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I'm not a tranny, I like to watch the stud being pleased and worshiped

babe you haven't responded to any of my dms

Why do y’all think you’re therapists all of a sudden? Lmao get a life. Psychology isn’t real.

Why don’t you try being nice to people here so you might one day have people to talk to?

Food related mental health issues are the worst, very vicious to the self esteem. I can sympathise.

I’m sorry life isn’t going great right now and I hope it improves for you. ~lp

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>orders takeout few times a week
>serious eating issues
Hoe, I eat at least 4k calories a day and that's when I don't really feel hungry. My dinner today was almost 1.5kg.
I'm pisspoor because I spend all my money on food. I wish I could order but if I did I'd be fucking hungry all the time because it's rather expensive to order the amount of food that fills me good.
Before anyone asks, I'm not even fat. 86kg/183 and around 15%bf. I work out a lot, but even on days I don't I'm still HUNGRY. Always.

Is she evil? I hope so

i get the watching the porn for the guy and the concept behind this style
the self-inserting as the girl is where you lose me bruv
will also recommend you straight guys for gay eyes and what the japanese call "nonke"
those are more or less in the same vein as that example

Gonna sleep. Night gg. Love you guys.=)

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Good night! I love you too!

I mean my weight has been stable (129) because I restrict every other time, so it’s not too bad. I just wish I could drop to 110 pounds. It’s been my goal weight for many years but it’s impossible for me to get there.

I’m not nice because you guys are constantly attacking and harassing me. But go off retard.

Just like stop tripfagging, they won't know who you are anymore and it won't be possible to bully you further. It's that easy.

Shut the fuck up faggot don’t ever tell me what to do. Get aids and die bitch. Fucking fat hoe.

Anons are so slimy we should talk about that

I won't harass you. :>

slime bfs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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hey sisters, I'm quitting my job and gonna become a rapper, since minimum wage ain't shit
which name do you all prefer?
>Lil Bu$$y
>Yung Boypoo-Z

Don’t get on my bad side faggot. You and Heart are on thin ice.

Once again I am drinking white claw cranberry surge on a saturday while playing vidya what are you drinking and doing gaygen
Also listening to this banger
youtu.be/IpGp-22t0lU

i like lil bu$$y because it reminds me of lil wayne, also the dollar symbols imply wealth

what did that tranny heart do to u queen?

>>Yung Boypoo-Z
this would be cool except i can only see the poo part

Wait better version that one is fucking abridged
youtu.be/lBlVeieFqKc

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He was being a little uppity sea monkey bitch ignoring me on purpose. Fucking faggot bretman rock wannabe.

My, my. Sissy in your trip really fits you, honey. I give you a solution to your problem and you get angry. That's so fembrained.

You’re parents are ashamed of your faggot ass. They wish you dead.

rimming is so hot wtf

eat my pinworms you bitch

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im very picky about whom I rim, only the pinkiest cleanest assholes

Take few deep breaths, there's no reason to get so angry over random people whom you'll never meet.

my pinworms are self cleaning agents you insensitive jerk

there is, what if the thread dies and he didn't win?
that would be CRAZY

what is your obsession with the thread dying

Okay, I'm sorry. :

none, I just made a joke

a real louis ck in the making

I'm not a bottom but my friends slap my ass all the time. If I ever get a bf, I have to tell him my ass is only for shitting, yeah?

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Weird porn

2 first dates over this weekend, Saturday and Sunday.
Both whiffs.
How long should I keep putting myself out there before giving up anons?

fuck luke... post more ass PLEASE

where's the ass?

3 years

... I'm not luke, I'm seth. I have a generic white sims style man body, how do you always recognize me? been lifting and working on arms though, think I could lift a future bf yet?

I would've gone with
>Yung Boy Pew Z
but the pew being childish gun sounds might make them treat me like a joke

schizo gimmick hours

i always recognize that booty, and yeah, you can lift me anything baby! :D

you saying I have a pancake butt?

I wanna princess carry my bf then! Would be more fun at a concert or something carrying on the shoulders. You post in these threads often? muahaha... meh, well, one can dream right?

unsee hole?

yeah, i'm here all the time, but i live europoorland, so there's no chance i can smack your booty :(

i like the carrying around thing tho, strong bottoms are really hot

I'm so glad an anonymous virgin on an image board could take time out of her busy day to tell us what she thinks is "legitimately gay"

Kk user, is this just for a new place? Been in this city for a year already but been doing bursts of Tinder in my prev city every 6 months of so for like 5 prev years.
I just want a BF to be in a reciprocally caring relationship in and eat the ass of.

>Both whiffs.
?

sure here it is
unsee
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ah eastern europe? sorry user :( Hope you're safe with everything going on. it's okay though, I'm poor too and was almost homeless this year, just been delivering food to make ends meet.

Just like in a fighting game, when someone whiffs you have to punish them. Next time someone talks about how they watch some boring show in netflix just knee cap them.

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have you ever been fucked?

that didn't help

no, and I'm not actually a bottom. I had one guy eat out my ass once which felt amazing but I ended up face fucking him. Might be internalized whatever but I'd feel very shameful if I took a cock up my ass. I guess no one would need to know. If I was chill with the guy or it was my loving bf it'd be fine.

Instead of a swing and a hit, they were swings and misses. Like whiffing a bat.
Basically there were 1st dates with no upcoming 2nds. They were fine enough, but no real spark.

>be me
>didn't pick up any food the other day because I was lazy thought I could just order out today
>entire city is hit with a blizzard and no place is open or delivering
I'm so hungry. This is the cost of my hubris. My punishment: a day's fast.

Yung Bu$$y desu

how tall are you?

ugh skinny

I'd rather be skinny than winded going up slight incline.

Can I still use it if I'm 20?

Makes sense. I was like 'what hobbies do you do outside of work'.
'Nothing really'
*dead air*
'K. What shows do you like'
'The news'
'Ah cool, so you're into politics and current events?'
'Yeah, it's my job'

Guy was nice, okay looking, but there wasn't any levity there. He was bi, so maybe he was nervous or trying to be like more straight, but probs just a bit boring / mismatch in our interests. It was tough when he wasn't giving me much to work with.

one thing a straight joe shmoe doesn't have to worry about

being simultaneously attracted to someone but also envious

with same sex attraction you have someone to directly compare to

my icon

don't you talk to ppl before going on dates? this is basic text stuff
>bi
there's your problem

5’4 129 lbs.

>being simultaneously attracted to someone but also envious
i don't have that problem, have you tried therapy

then don't date your twin idgi

seems a fine weight im 5’7 139. trying to get to 130 so i know youre struggle but youre fine

I can't believe none of you guys replied to my post where I asked what you were doing tonight s m h ;(

I remeber one time a dude just kept talking about how bummed out he was that he had to live in the city now a days and he missed his childhood taking care of the cows in his family farm. Idk if I would be more interesting if his looks were something I was more into it but it was a horrible date. I just had other 2 dates and they both went horrible so I haven't tried shit since that happend. So probably a year and a half from today. I hope it works better for you though.

next time try run-up DP

why should i

Because I care about u ;(

You need to buy a thong, take pics and post them here.

prove it which finger did I use last to finger myself with?

I did. He came across as perfectly nice and interesting over the 1-2 weeks of chat. He just seemed tired and like he didn't want to be there. I was like...man maybe I'm not what he thought, but he didn't try to end it quickly and seemed into the date. And I'm left confused.

The one on Saturday was just a mutual meh from both of us.

point to where it is and i'll reply to it

Really? You might be reasonably attractive then
that would do the opposite because they're basically the same. but I don't want to date me

Your ring and pinky finger on your left hand because you were trying to improve your dexterity

Thanks Man, that sucks. We commiserated over the City being different / smaller and quiet but it was just so strange.

I've started up dating again after our lockdowns and it's worse than before desu. Gotta be the city.
But I feel you.

youtube.com/shorts/_dsSgb-zWZs?feature=share

thongs are too pricey, I need some string or something, plus idk if I'm allowed to do that in this thread, yeah?

ok thanks
currently trying to figure out if i ever made an account for the japanese website that keeps sending me emails 2 years later after a game I bought from it once and i can't fucking remember the account login or password
kinda wanna buy another game from it again, but also eyeballing shit in the steam store, thinking of monster hunter rise
youtube.com/watch?v=OSfghpSmClQ

fine you win this time dr eggman
im drinking warm water and debating fingering myself again honestly
nice song tho

No but you can post the whole album on unsee or on /hm/ and link it here idk but that ass was made for thongs

if a man don't keep a few of these in their pantry they're not boyfriend material they're uncultured

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Never heard of them

I don't think one can self post on hm either but I get what you mean. I just need to buy one at some point but I don't have the monies yet

I've tried the regular ones
they were subtle and good, but I might just have bland taste

I was about to buy MH rise but I will probably wait for a sale since it isn't as big a game as World was.
Was I actually right??
LMAO if so haha
Instead of fingering yourself you should put a plug or something in and jerk off while using your other hand to play with your balls and/or pushing the toy in and out of your butt

Is it normal to have 90% of your tinder stack be fems

>t. uncultured nobody bumblefuck
Yes they're very gentle with their sugar and oil per cookie but that makes them so flakey they just melt in your mouth
They're the perfect cookie. Spoon a bit of ice cream on them or whip cream and you orgasm

Yes, and you can keep using it ironically after gay death next year

Unfortunately yeah. Good if you're into that, less so if you're more into cpmparatively 'regular' dudes.

I haven't put anything in my ass for months.

I wish a big strong man would ruin my tight little hole.

Idk, show the stack

post your hole i need to know if it's smelly or not

twitter.com/mohamedheere/status/1487472175372288001

I am a big strong man but I would rather tenderly massage and assuage your tight hole rather than ruin it but too bad you are a mentally ill bottom BITCH FUCK YOU ;)

ya i actually have been trying to improve my dex
i hate how weak my other fingers are
been trying not to jerk off lately, death grip fatigue ig

Anyone else tired of having lots of friends? You literally have to pick sides and juggle differing viewpoints CONSTANTLY, and I hate it.

Why does everyone have to disagree?

>I am a big strong man but I would rather tenderly massage and assuage your tight hole
i want this. but not from debaser

these seem dry as fuck

this isn't relatable

I know what you mean, I am currently trying to stop the jerking so I can get off without using my own hand but it's tough when it's basically a part of my daily schedule.
Just b urself and talk shit to your friends if they are saying stupid shit.
They will respect you for it. Unironically.
Well I don't want it with you if you don't want it with me so good luck

If your boyfriend killed your dog/cat, how would you react?

I don't have friends but I have played Persona, and having different masks you wear depending on the person you're with is what friendship is all about.

MH Rise not being on sale is what's holding me off most as well.
Guess I never made account on the site after all, the impulse buying feeling's still there desu

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I want nothing more than to just ghost everyone in my life and move somewhere north and small like Fargo or Anchorage.
I would kill for the opportunity to start a new life where no one knows me.
Fuck my friends and my family, they can all rot in hell.

ya and its just making sex in general worse
i dont mind not being able to get off hands free its the inability to get off while fucking unless its your hand

>I don't want to take the vax. I feel gross for being a part of this dystopic system.
>WTF WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE BYEEE

Yeah...

What country are they from?

Dump the fucker and take him to court

I secretly hope the vaccine conspiracies are true because I'm 3x vax'd and I'm hoping it kills me

take these

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secretly slipping anti-psychotics in your bf's food like a dog with pills in bologna >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Literally the rule of everything is just b urself
Sex doesn't have to involve cooming to have a good time and as long as you enjoy your time with the guy it's a good time.
Idk if that makes sense cuz I'm drunk but I promise you that not being able to coom as you please is neither unusual nor something that a decent guy will judge u 4

why anti-psychotics that makes people boring

yes babe we know you hate the anti-christ, now eat this sandwich i made for you

it doesnt but the cumming is for me
a lil self improvement never hurt nobody you know? that sort of thing drunky

you just come across like a pussy who can't handle the challenges of an interesting, unhinged person

500 years ago you would be executed for sorcery for doing that, had he found out

Based

your father's a twitch streamer?

no he's a top 1.5% onlyfans producer

You can't just expect good things to happen to you just like that, you have to work for them mate.

0.0018% of people have died from the vaccine. ironic how boomers and Any Forumsniggers still seethe about the "0000000000001% gorgillion people die from covid fake virus!!!!!"

what is this autism speak mean

worthless stats for worthless people

uhhhh racist and sexist much?

I love Reddit and I prefer it over Any Forums.

i'm a fan of the smegma subreddits personally

reddit.com/r/penectomy/

Why is there so much hatred and intolerance in this world?

i cant handle how smug and self righteous and annoying most of the people are

bottoms...

I like it for the niche subreddits. They're kinda like generals. Everything else is so terrible including the community. Any Forums is like organized chaos which makes it unlike any other "forum" outside the other chan sites which makes it highly addicting. Unfortunately it also attracts the bottom of the barrel retards like sissy

Got any other hot subreddits?

Humans are crap

i hope all these "people" die horribly

the bottom of the barrel ppl are what make this site fun. otherwise it’d be a bunch of boring misanthropes

my nuts got caught in the cupboard again help

I don't like to entertain racists, bigots and pedophiles even if I have sympathy for the mentally ill. I kinda wish Any Forums was exactly as it is, but without the people who honestly have no reason to live being so fucked in the head.

I'm semibisexual.
I'm bi but I'm only attracted to one of the genders

i suppose but after so long it becomes pretty awful to read and watch unfold.

that's what happened to me. I thought they were joking.

The audacity to just drop a friendship over someone not doing what you want them to do with their own body.

it's like a flip switched, you'd think I had just bragged about stomping on babies the way they reacted.

horny
but i'm abstaining from cooming until i get a bf

i just avoid making an account so i dont have to read any of the comments

no one wants to associate with the "vaccines cause autism" crowd. sorry

I wonder how these anti-vaxxer retards react when one of their own die of COVID. Do they just employ heavy cognitive dissonance and pretend it didn't happen so they can continue killing people and overwhelming hospitals with their rhetoric?

Where did you get that from their post?

If anything negative comes out of vaccination, it's going to slow to notice. Like, ten years from now maybe we will start seeing immunity deficiencies (I'm using my imagination here), and at that point people aren't allowed to be mad. You took it. Your fault.

there's someone at my work who's dad AND uncle were placed into a coma due to covid both unvaccinated. when asked if she was going to get the vaccine, she said no. i legit do not understand

antivaxxers are lumped in with those weird facebook soccer moms that won't stop posting obvious bullshit studies on vaccines and autism

>see people are getting sick form the vaccine it's going to start killing people in a few weeks just you wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>see 2 people got bloodclots from the vaccine people are going to start dropping like flies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>WHAT THE HECK who would ever get a booster shot this is fascism at work you're all going to die
>w-w-w-well you'll see in ten years the 4 billion people who took the vaccine are going to die!!!!!!!!!

ok nigger

My XL knotted dildo got caught in my butthole again, help!

goalposts moved into stratosphere

Yeah, thanks Klaus but I don't think I'll be taking your experimental gene therapy.

so brave. so stunning

suck my nuts like the ventilator will suck and blow air into your dad's lungs once he catches COVID faggot

has anyone considered that it may be the case that autism is actually what causes vaccines, hmm?
shout out to all our neurodivergant scientists making breakthroughs out there in the world of immunology
and im proud to be the first ever person to make this statement, btw

I don't have a good relationship with my dad.
I'll gladly suck your nuts though.

user, I'm saying if vaccination leads to something negative, by that point it's not going to help pointing fingers. Everyone was fooled by their own stupidity. Oh well.

Germ theory landed its proponent into a mental asylum, only accepted two decades later. People mocked him for suggesting washing of the hands. It's not far fetched to assume 1-3 injections every year may lead to *something*.

My dad is probably vaccinated even. I have absolutely no idea. I'm not though.

I hope you're having a good day. :)

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People have been taking 1 - 2 flu vaccines every year since their birth.

mRNA vaccines? Also who?
I don't think I've had a single flu shot in my life.

You usually only get one flu shot, and only if your area is bad

plenty of people are religious about getting a flu shot every flu season

Adults, yes. Children are recommended two. but there are definitely a ton of near hypochondriasis persons that get two a year

Plenty of people never gave a shit about it either. Arguably much, much more than not.

It's about 50% in the US. That should be a decent pool for considerable long term vaccine side effects

Don't you find it strange that athletes are dropping like flies? They're almost certainly vaccinated too.

>It's about 50% in the US.
lol

The mRNA COVID vaccine isn't your traditional inoculation. The data from other vaccines doesn't necessarily apply.

That's a good sign. Although I'm still not convinced something won't turn up in the future, however mild.

? It was approx 48% in 2019

Ok but you'd assume multiple thousands of researchers and scientists backed by billions of dollars are giving us something that's going to fuck us in ten years. Maybe 100+ years but by then we'll be advanced enough for some crazy reversal

There have already been heaps of reported cases of side-effects. Many of them quite frightening.

where does one find 'regular' dudes

Pfizer has a long history of reprehensible and criminal activity. I wouldn't be so quick to put my faith in them.
Not saying I'll never get the jab, but certainly not until its efficacy can be proven beyond any reasonable doubt.

>multiple thousands of researchers and scientists backed by billions of dollars are giving us something that's going to fuck us in ten years.

Again, you have to understand the Semmelweis reflex.

It took 30 years for archaeologists to accept that Clovis wasn't the earliest site of human settlement in the Americas. It was Bluefish Caves. They ruined the old man's career when he brought the evidence forward.

I'm not discounting you, I'm just saying that academic and scientific disingenuity can run for decades.

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How to get masc bf

People are taking ridiculous shit on a whim from their doctors everyday. You'd think if the medical field were giving out bunk shit, people who weren't abusing these said drugs would be dropping regularly.

be masc or be in shape

>be in shape
But not TOO in shape
Masc men like bulkers

Well I'm not one of those people. And people do die all the time, people get diagnosed with cancer all the time. Who can say that it could have nothing to do with the medication they're on? You can't rule out something like that entirely.

true and false

The bear community will surprise you

Who's to tell but cancer cases have decreased in the past 30 years so they seemingly do not

I'm just not going to get the gene therapy. Not until it's proven safe and effective.

Been edging for 6 hours

I'm masc and lanky

Do you even know what masc means? Post chest/stomach and lower calves. Forearms too maybe. Body hair is surface level masculinity.

based

jeez user save some for the rest of us

as a masc who knows other mascs, it's fairly even. some like powerlifters, some like average, some like bodybuilders, some like fems. i've dated fems before and have good memories. everyone's different user :)

I love playing soul Edge too. Really good game.

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is Catherine really that fun

It feels so good

why cant i be normal

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Why would a gay guy play a game with a transexual demon or something?

Wrong. Bears only fuck other bears.

you are asking the right folks, us here at normal central

Is that why I see hundreds of older bears with younger guys?

it's a puzzle game
gays like puzzles
and gays are also quite puzzled

you’re more than just a laundry spin cycle user
ohhkay have fun buckaroo

do they shit in the woods

Wow everyone in 4ching is just so neurodivergent and quirky like that....

Those are exiled bears.

bey once knowles female pop vocalist

Yes, and they wipe their asses with rabbits.

I unironically enjoy and participate in these events. Does this mean I like bears?

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are most bears even masc tho

sam..... the woman behind the entity.....

we stand above the crowd, setting trends instead of following

is she related to solange knowles perhaps? sounds sorta familiar . . .

Yes.

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I honestly didn't expect this place to still be around after all these years.

always has been

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cute!

Dude how old is that picture?

Evo 2022 looking kinda weird.

no idear

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Checked!
ayyy get the jab goy, I have a long history of reprehensible criminal activity and you put your faith in me, trust the science brooo!

So old these are. Has there been any new pictures like this or does gaygen still live in its past?

lots. too many in fact. trannies remain the constant

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I use grindr only for a confidence boost
my body is a dogshit fat pasty stetchmark small dick 3/10 but it's fucking grindr and I'm "young" so there's always someone horny enough

some of the laundry cycle settings sound lewd af

who the fuck is jarek lmao

looks like horror

>jarek
wack ass mortal kombat character.

I have body hair and a deep voice but I'm just thin. Is any non-bodybuilder inherently fem

Lool

Crazy to see horror is still around lol

his impact

rollin for that handsome number 8

Congrats to you

:-3 magic

Don't you live in the same country? Just do some home invasion or something.

Ayyyyyy look at that, two of a kind
Oi skunko! read em n weep my bride to be
jesus I’m a cringy boomer lol

nope

You're saying no to home invading? I don't think that is how it works since if you weren't invading you would be a guest.

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We don't even inhabit the same continent, let alone country

think I live closer to you actually hemispherebro.
I’m just a demented loser with no life, or I work night shift so I’m always up at bong hours.

Really that is odd. He always striked me as a bong. Oh well.

yeah I’m an amerimutt.
I can almost speak Spanish ffs…mas o menos

Still glad you got the vaccine shill?

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I'm so glad I ever uploaded a clear face pic

ahh its so cold
and bf isnt at home to cuddle

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