Misato is life
Misato is love
What was she like back in her school days?
There’s no way she doesn’t stink.
The school's resident slut who fucked everybody in the bathrooms
Misato is mentally ill.
In her series, who isn't?
I can't believe Gainax fused Misato and Ritsuko
literally the only life form in NGE with its shit together
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Misato so much, I had all the Eva merchandise and movies.
I pray to Misato every night, thanking her for the life I’ve been given. “Misato is love” I say, “Misato is life."
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Misato.
I called him a cunt.
He hits me and sends me to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
It's Misato! I was so happy.
She kisses me and whispers in my ear "That was an adult kiss."
She grabs me with her gentle. motherly hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready.
I bare my ass cheeks for Misato.
She spanks my butt.
It hurts so much, but I do it for Misato. I can feel my butt burning and eyes watering.
I want to please Misato.
She roars a roar as mighty as the Evangelion Units as she releases her stress onto my butt.
My dad walks in.
Misato looks him straight in the eye and says,
"We'll do the rest when I get back"
Misato leaves through my window.
Misato is love. Misato is life.
That was more original than I expected from the shrek copypasta
>Just do as your told
>I'll deal with the fallout