Aqua-sama won't be waiting for you when you die

>Aqua-sama won't be waiting for you when you die
;_;

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You don't know that.

Eris is hotter and has a better personality

aqua is waiting for me to take a shit to eat up my feces

good

i'm sure she will if you die in some ridiculous way that makes her laugh

>worst goddess/worst girl will not be waiting for me
good.

St. Peter would be sad from hearing that user.

St. Peter is shit. Worst girl! Worst saint!

Will it be Eris?

spbp
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OP is a faggot

you don't know that and there is no way of disproving you. just believe user. millions of people believe in more ridiculous shit than that.

What'll you do if she is?

You won't know that for sure until you've tried.

Imagine if user dies and gets to the pearly gates and St. Peter is waiting there with a screenshot of this post and says "Oh so I'm the shit worst saint huh? Well then I guess it's only appropriate I send you to hell since I'm so awful. Ironic that you love Aqua so much seeing as you're gonna spend the rest of eternity on fire."

Imagine if Aqua-sama protected me from the clown saint.

I want to hotdog Aqua's fat goddess ass.

>Eris is inferior and pads her chest
Fixed.

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Imagine going drinking with Aqua and the boys after an honest day of masonry work

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There will be a hallucination of her waiting for me before my brain shuts down permanently.

>Ironic that you love Aqua so much seeing as you're gonna spend the rest of eternity on fire.
Aqua-sama will put out the fire!

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