Why do people think that Kyon is God? If that was the case, that means that he wants to see Haruhi (sexually) assaulting Mikuru in a regular basis and that he is into having Koizumi violating his personal space constantly. All of that is OOC for him.
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Joseph Cooper
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Luke Young
I disagree with the theory.
But to play devil's advocate, it does kind of make sense. All of the plot is about Kyon having a fun adventures. And we know he is tsundere about lots of things. So it is not wrong to think that he complains more than he lets know.
Blake Scott
literally me
Christopher Sanchez
>that means that he wants to see Haruhi (sexually) assaulting Mikuru
1 + 1 does equal 2, yes.
>and that he is into having Koizumi violating his personal space
I mean sure he's no Kaworu, but he's still pretty hot.
Asher Martinez
I hope she had at least 5 kids.
Brandon Phillips
The point of the theory is that he's told someone else is God so that he will implicitly grant that person a lesser amount of cosmic power while being kept in a controlled form himself, by believing he is just an ordinary mortal.
Evan Baker
May God have mercy upon your soul.
Dylan Bell
>fujo/yurifag with homo tendencies
Yuck.
Dylan Anderson
It becomes rather obvious after reading the last books when he was choosing between two girls.
Gabriel Flores
Kyon being deeply repressed is and relying on other people to do what he can only think about doing is also in-character.
Aiden Campbell
He does see Mikuru sexually though, and seeing as in the theory, Haruhi is Kyons stand-in, it makes perfect sense. While he doesn't like Koizumi violating his personal space, he does see Koizumi as a close friend. the kyon is god theory is one that plays off his first lines in the series, admitting that he wants all the interesting sci-fi and fantasy shit to exist too but was aware that the world wasn't like that.
Kyon is supposedly the only person with real free will in the series aside from Haruhi and rather than assume he's special in that he can do something like deviate from an omnipotent being while being normal, it's a safer bet to assume Kyon is the omnipotent one, and is just playing in what is essentially a dollhouse. It's a little dark, but it does make sense.
It's only a fan theory though, fun to think about and I like that it's ambiguous enough that it COULD be the case without ever being confirmed or outright denied.
Brody White
I was never a fan of the theory, but reading your post actually now makes it seem a lot more likely than I previously thought.
Jack Diaz
New theory:
Kyon and Haruji are collectively God together, in the form of Bicameral Mentality, (en.wikipedia.org
Samuel King
New Theory:
Haruhi is my wife.
Dylan Hill
She is not.
Andrew Young
Debunked, she's mine
Charles Sanchez
Kek.
Julian Garcia
Can you elaborate?
Elijah Bailey
Kyon and Haruhi are the new Adam and Eve
Chase Fisher
No.
Robert Foster
Mikuru is symbolic of Kyon's repressed lust for his sister. In the original novels especially, Kyon has a funny habit of randomly mentioning his sister when he's lusting after Mikuru. Thus, Kyon subconsciously created a high school OC based on his sister, except with huge tits.
Jaxon Morales
Parker Myers
>wants to see Haruhi sexually assaulting Mikuru on a daily basis
And?