A Couple of Cuckoos

Why is Any Forums so obsessed with her?

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スマホ見てニヤニヤする凪
「お兄・・・めずらしくスマホながめて何やってんの?」
「んー?瀬川さんとのデートプランを考えてるんだよ」
「へぇ・・・」
そんな凪にイラつく幸は分刻みのスケジュールまで書かれた行程表を修学旅行のしおりみたいと言って部屋に戻る

デートの下見にJR原宿駅に来た凪だったがキャンディスイーツ店の大行列は大誤算
女子とカップル100%は男一人ハキツ過ぎる
来週の休日にはひろと2人でこの場所に来てる光景を妄想して悦に浸る中、並んでる女の子達からあの子可愛い芸能人じゃない?と
凪が振り向くとそこに居たのは髪を結っておめかしした幸であった

「さ・・・幸!?」
「あ(お兄・・・)」
「なんでおまえがここに!?」
「友達と買い物して帰るとこ・・・てかお兄こそ・・・」
「ちょうどよかった、ヒマならロケハン手伝ってくれよ」
「どういうコト?」
「瀬川さんとのデートのだよ」
「え~~~~~」
「そう言うな!いてくれるだけでいいからさ!」
「んぅ~・・・じゃあっおごってくれるならいいよ?」
最初は嫌そうな顔をした幸も凪に懇願されておごってくれるならと言いながらニヤリ
おごりをしぶしぶ了承する凪に幸はやっぱやめようかと揺さぶりかけると凪は幸様呼びしてお願いするのであった

Nagi looking at her phone and grinning
"My brother...what are you doing staring at your phone like that?"
"Hmm? I'm thinking of a date plan with Mr. Segawa.
"Really..."
Sachi, annoyed by Nagi's frustration, returns to her room with an itinerary with a minute-by-minute schedule written on it like a bookmark of a school excursion.

Nagi came to JR Harajuku station to preview her date, but the huge line at the candy sweets store was a big miscalculation!
100% of girls and couples are too hard for a single guy.
While I was enjoying myself imagining myself and Hiro at this place on our holiday next week, some girls in the line said to me, "Isn't that girl a cute celebrity? Nagi turns around and there she is.
Nagi turned around to see Sachi there, all dressed up with her hair tied up.

"Sachi?
Oh, my brother...
Why are you here?
I was just going shopping with friends... and you...
Oh, good. If you're not too busy, you can help me with location scouting.
What do you mean?
It's for your date with Mr. Segawa.
It's for my date with Segawa.
Don't say that! Just stay here.
"Well... if you buy me a drink, okay?"
At first, Sachi looked uncomfortable, but Nagi pleaded with her and grinned, saying she'd treat him to a drink.
Nagi reluctantly agreed to the treat, but Sachi shook her head and asked her to stop.

Nagi and Sachi went into the sweets store where there was a huge line.
It took 45 minutes to enter the store.
Sachi was so excited to see the stylish interior of the store.
Are there two customers? Couple? We have special seats in the restaurant and couples will be guided there!
"Yes! We are a couple.
Sachi answered immediately when asked. Nagi was surprised to hear Sachi's immediate answer, and she tried to whisper to her but she was kicked out by Sachi with a dumbfounded look on her face.
She said, "Well, my brother... you came here to practice for a date, didn't you? What are you doing here as siblings?"

こうして凪と幸は大行列になってるスイーツ店の中へ
入店まで45分かかったらしい
店内めっちゃオシャレでテンション上がる幸
「お客様2名様ですか?カップルですか?店内特別席がございましてカップルのお客様はそちらのご案内になっております!」
「はい!カップルです」
聞かれて即答する幸にえ?って驚いた凪は別にそこまでとヒソヒソ話をするが幸に呆れ顔で一蹴されてしまう
「あのさぁお兄・・・デートの練習しに来たんでしょ?兄妹で来てどうすんの?」

それもそうかと頷いた凪は幸とともにでっかいハート型のシートに案内されて行く
「ちょっとお兄寄りすぎ」
「いやイスの型がな・・・」
「よかったねお兄、ここでひろさんとイチャイチャできるじゃん」
店員が幸のお兄の一言にあれ?って思う中、幸は凪に軽くひじを当ててからかう

The rest is at pastebin.com/L2hxRsrc, already gave a summary.

Nagi nodded her head in agreement and was led to a big heart-shaped seat with Sachi.
"You're a little too close to your brother.
"No, it's the shape of the chair..."
"Good for you, big brother, you can make out with Hiro-san here."
The waitress wondered if Sachi's brother's comment was a little too close to her. Sachi elbowed Nagi lightly and teased her.

Nagi was a little surprised at the first date, "I think we went to the wrong restaurant..."
Nagi is upset by the hot couples' place.
The couples around us whispered, "Are those two next to us siblings? Another couple whispered to her, "Aren't you too old for daddy's activities? Another couple whispered to me, "Aren't you too old for daddy's activities?
While Sachi was placing the order, I felt like I was being watched by everyone around me... I always feel like this when I work with Sachi... It was Nagi.

Here you go! It's a soda for two people in love (blue)!
Sachi was so happy to receive the soda for two hot couples, which she had seen on the internet.
"What? Sachi looked it up too?
"No, I didn't! It's famous and popular now!
Sachi is embarrassed and Nagi is annoyed at the thought of drinking this with Segawa.
"Here you go, brother! Don't you want a drink?"
"No... you can drink.
"No, you can't drink because your hands are shaking on the stage, it's so lame!
"Yes, that's right."
The moment the two of them were sucking on the straw at the same time, the waitress snapped a picture of them.
The waitress took a picture of the two of them with straws in their hands at the same time, and the waitress snapped a picture of the two of them.
What? Isn't he too rude?
"Yes! Yes! (Yay, I'm going to be featured in a famous store!)"
(Yay, I'm going to be featured in a famous restaurant!)" While Sachi was happy, Nagi was blatantly disgusted at being photographed without permission, and tried to stop Sachi from allowing it, saying, "What are you talking about, Sachi, no, the Internet is scary!

The shopkeeper, who is not intimidated, continues
If you give us permission, we'll give you this soda for free for 1,800 yen..."
Please..."
Nagi is easily caught, and Sachi is silent, her face indescribable.

Nagi said to Sachi with a complicated expression on her face
I don't know if I would have been so nervous to talk to the waiter if I was alone..."
If my brother hadn't been mistaken for someone else, I wonder if we would have gone out like this..."
When Sachi finished, she turned around to Nagi, but Nagi was gone.
What? My brother!

And then Nagi, who brought a bouquet of flowers she just prepared, spoke to her.
"Hey, Sachi... this kind of thing bothers you...?"
"What?"
What?
No, it's not a problem...
Not you! You, Segawa-san!
That's why you're in trouble! It's gross."
Nagi is depressed.
"No... I know...
"Of course not! That's why you mustn't do this!
Sachi turned her back and held the bouquet of flowers in her arms, her face bright red as she said this, and paid the bill as she went.

Hiro receives a line from Sachi.
My brother asked me to go on a preview date with you.
Please look forward to it!
The message was followed by a picture of Nagi and Sachi drinking a hot couple's soda together.
Sachi declares war on Hiro.
Sachi's declaration of war on Hiro left Hiro with an angry look on his face as he contemplated whether to block Sachi or not.

The cutest by far

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>And then Nagi, who brought a bouquet of flowers she just prepared, spoke to her.
>"Hey, Sachi... this kind of thing bothers you...?"
>"What?"
>What?
>No, it's not a problem...
>Not you! You, Segawa-san!
>That's why you're in trouble! It's gross."
>Nagi is depressed.
>"No... I know...
>"Of course not! That's why you mustn't do this!
>Sachi turned her back and held the bouquet of flowers in her arms, her face bright red as she said this, and paid the bill as she went.
Sachi is truly a snake, how can people even defend her at this point?

Sachi is mega cute and best girl.

did the previous thread die already????

Yes.

>Nagi goes along with practice dating with Sachi
>Hiro is seething
Based.

Be honest: if the roles were reversed (Nagi having a practice date with Hiro, with Sachi seething), would you have the same reaction? Would you still say "based"?

>"Hiro and Matsuda will win"
Anger:
>"Erika will lose"
Bargaining:
>"Harem ending"
Depression:
>"ichicutebros..."
Acceptance:
>"I-it was just funposting"

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We hate Hiro snek here.

>Sachi declares war on Hiro.
>Sachi's declaration of war on Hiro left Hiro with an angry look on his face as he contemplated whether to block Sachi or not.
uhhhhhh i thought sachifags said that she's not trying to win the nagibowl??????????

Hiro is worst girl, tho.

She's always been against Hiro. This isn't new. Whether her intention is romantic or not still remains to be seen.

Cute imouto.

We hate Sachi here

She was taken out of the race over 20 chapters ago and her feelings were literally on the fence and left ambiguous. People called what it is. If the author wants her to be back in the race now...I wouldn't mind it even though her chance of winning is slim.

You didn't answer my question.

we know, reddit

>pretending he can't read between the lines
Sure.