I'm the LAW.
I'm the CREED.
I'm the WARDEN.
Dragon Ball Super
Sebastian Perez
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Jacob Gomez
>canon
Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Z
>non-canon
Dragon Ball GT
Dragon Ball Super
Easton Evans
SAVEDOOPY
Kevin Howard
Is Jiren's anus pink or grey?
Andrew Jenkins
Your favorite character is Gohan.
Daniel Ortiz
Post comfy
Chase Hall
Your favorite character is Freeza.
Jayden Mitchell
Blake Mitchell
H-how did you know!?
Lincoln Ward
I can perceive it now.
In a dark den of decadency and indolence, the janitors and moderators of this board assemble, cackling in degenerate cachinnations.
>I just banned another /dbs/CHAD today. I'll reward myself with 3 extra HRT pills and four hours of nonstop edging to blackmailed videos of preteen boys I amassed..
The degenerates swarm Any Forums, bumping and turning a blind eye to the festering corpse that is MOEpedoshit, instead focusing their attention on the Hall of Sacredness, the Palace of Chads, /dbs/.
Our Alphaness daunts them, affrights them... they cower within their Discord, sharing their proscriptions and expunctions with mirthful glee, abusing the scintilla of puissance they were given to compensate for their own inadequacies..
But hear me, Any Forums Administratum. No matter how much you ban us, expunge our posts, our will is perpetual, a blazing flame that will never be put out by your malignant manipulations. Your hollow subsistence is laid bare for all to see, your own insecurity devouring you alive gradually, the rope calling ever more proximate..
And that's why we don't retaliate. We don't need to. We'll stay in our Sanctum, debating with a lexicon commensurable to the highest Celestial runes, ruminating our differences with enough raw intelligence and wisdom to leave you optically incapacitated, lest your maggot-infested eyes stare too long...
/dbs/ is Eternal. WE are AEONIAN. Your bans do nothing. Your deletions do nothing. Every time you ban a /dbs/GOD, we laugh in metaphysical vibrations you cannot comprehend, knowing that your abuse of power is the only way you could ever hope to subjugate us..
We are /dbs/. The most vigorous, the manliest, pristine incarnations of Yang, of masculinity. The CHADS of Any Forums. The CHADS of Any Forums. The CHADS of the Macrocosm. Relish these petty triumphs while they last, for the rope soon is calling, and you shall become one with it ...
Camden Collins
Easton Foster
Holy fuck...
HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!
Levi Diaz
Lunch
Carson Richardson
Lincoln Thomas
Piccolo has no dick
Luke Stewart
Yup, this MONSTER rejuvenated the franchise.
Ian Bailey
HOLY BASED.
Hunter Jenkins
Matthew Wood
>humiliates Jiren the GAY
Aiden Baker
Holy FUCK.
Blake Martin
What the FUCK?
Why doesn't anyone have unique powers anymore? It's so fucking boring. I mean, take Jiren, as a random, nonspecific example.
>Ocular Physicality
Simply put, Jiren can transmute his force of will into physical pressure, which is then generated from his eyes. This is how he was able to deflect a Multiversal Genki Dama, an SSBE Final Flash, and Golden Freeza's Meteor Combination, among others, by simply glaring at them.
>Conceptual Actualization
Again, a power manifested through the strength of Jiren's will (a motif of the character, interestingly), Jiren can conceptualize abstract concepts like time into a physical form, allowing him to manipulate them on a molecular level. This is how he was able to consummately overpower Hit's time powers.
>Biological Manipulation
By pulsing his multiversal-tier aura, Jiren can manipulate baser biological instincts, such as fear, via simple actions such as a basic punch or an intimidating glare. Just one jab frightened Goku so badly he de-transformed from SSB down to base, similar to a toddler urinating on itself from sheer terror.
>Quantum Reality Traversal
Jiren's power has reached a level that renders his existence synonymous with the quantum realm, as evidenced by his effortless resistance of Zeno's Erasure technique. This is also how he was able to make a theoretically impossible concept like infinity tremble just by powering up.
Why don't other characters have such unique and impressive abilities? Why the fuck is Jiren simply, to put it bluntly, so superior in stature, presence, and prowess in comparison to literally every other character in Dragon Ball?
Owen Fisher
...is what I would have said if I were a TARDkuRAT afraid of the Namekian member penetrating my hero's wife.
Jace Hernandez
My knees never stood a chance.
Zachary Scott
>Jiren’s aura is made of poop
>STACYrale is immune to poop
How is she so overpowered?
Joshua Morales
Jayden Nguyen
The power of this post is too much for me to handle.
Anthony Brown
They fucking BUCKLE.
Asher Roberts
WHERE'S THE THIRD IMAGE
Gabriel Bell
Leo Howard
>rejuvenated the franchise.
Robert Moore
Get back into the kitchen.
Michael Perry
Jayden Rogers
AWOOOOO
Josiah Nguyen
Kevin Jackson
Me on the right
Christopher Cox
Ease it up, scholar. The newshits would take eons to try and understand your lecture.
Nicholas Jones
>avoids using the word BEAST
You know your place.