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Anyone wanna share any cute ones?

Anything involving roommates would be nice…

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>boymoder 2 months on HRT
>breasts already C-cup
>sister is trying to pressure me to girlmode out with her and her friends
>nope. not happening
>somehow get talked into wearing womens jeans and a tight shirt
>she put eyeliner on me too
>her friends squeal when they see me like i’m some cute puppy to them
>while we’re out to eat, a guy twice my height walks up to us
>assume he’s going to flirt with one of them, but he starts looking at me
>just comes right up to me and picks me up
>starts spinning me around over his head like he’s making a pizza
>sister and her friends are screaming and hitting him but he isn’t phased
>after a few minutes he sets me down, kisses me in the cheek, and leaves
this happened four more times that night. whatever you do, don’t girlmode

pizza time!

My friend moved in with me and started fucking me a few weeks later, now we've been together for almost 2 years. I have tons of stories if you'd like any c:
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Ahhhhh my heart

Cute… more pls ^.^
Let me live vicariously through u lol

Lol I'm in class rn but I'll find the time to write some!

Ik I've told this story here before but I can't find a pic of it. Sry for long
>be me
>been crushing on a different friend who has a gf at the time, pretty sure he knew I liked him too and he would still hang with me a lot
>my current bf gets kicked out of his old place and we have a room open so he moves in
>still crushing pretty hard on first guy but when my roomie moves in I realize just how jacked this dude is
>He's only 5'9 which isnt a problem for me but he used to play footbal and he still worked out regularly so he was jacked pic rel
>cannon fucking arms and big round pecs literally drooling
>all of the other people in the house are a little older than us, were both early 20s and they're like 40+
>becauae of this hes like the only one I talk to and hang out with in the house
>its peak covid obviously so can't go literally anywhere
>me and roomie start playing games to hang out some nights
>still crushing on the first guy kinda, it had been going on for a bit, but its slowly waning away which is good because he has a gf and all
>one night roomie comes over to play something
>theres this game called dokapon kingdom thats basically just extra fuck you mario party, imagine if instead of having to land on the bowser square to steal stars you could just chase them down and kill them.
>he comes over to play and sits in his normal spot on the floor
>I normally sit on my bed or on a chair but this time I sit right next to him
>say that I only have the one blanket cuz the others in the wash as an excuse
>I have like 80 blankets
>we both get under the blanket and start playing
>hes pretty funny so hes always making me laugh and I'm intentionally leaning into him everytime just so I can feel his fucking behemoth arms as much as possible
>fuck they're so big...
(1/2)

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>we keep scooting closer to each other inch by inch
>finally one time he kills me and I dramatically kinda lay my head in his lap
>hes boasting but rests a hand on my head
>tingles jolt through my entire body
>Its so comfy in his lap, I could lay there forever
>remember I still havent come out to him, and I probably should even if he knows by now
>I lean up and we keep playing, he never got too handsy with me that night
>literally that same night my old crush and his gf break up
>hes talking to me about it and mentions that I told him I liked him before I knew they wer dating
>I say it's kinda complicated now, it's been literally months of fully unrequited love at this point and I was already mostly disconnected
>He's actually the reason I know my current bf so he asks if its about him
>"yeah..."
>"does he even know you're trans?"
>"idk..."
>disconnects from the call
>calls my roomie and outs me to him
>fucking pissed but also kinda scared of what would happen
>roomie comes and knocks on my door
>too embarrassed to even open it lol
>he asks me through the door, "is it true?"
>"uhhh yeah"
>he asks me to open up
>I do and we talk for a little, he says he still thinks I'm cute and always did
>butterflies fill my tummy c:
>ask if he wants to keep playing or do something as its not that late
>we decide on watching a show
>I plop up on my bed and pat my hand on it, "you can sit up here user"
>he smiles and hops up into my twin
>its a mad tight squeeze but I just kinda lay my head on his shoulder as we watch anime
>finally he lifts his arm up and I slide right under immediately
>everywhere were touching I'm getting tingles, his hand resting on my waist feels so fucking good
>we cuddle like this for a minute and he starts feeling me up
>tell him I'm still a little nervous to do stuff as guys often use me and then drop me when their curiosity has been satiated
>He's fine with that and we just make out for a bit
>I drift off to sleep on his chest

He couldn't leave me alone the next few days. I ended up giving him head a few days later and we started dating right after that c:

Ahhh so cute bless u user

thank you for the rope fuel

you’ll get there someday alice

Ty. We had to hide that we were dating from our landlords at first because they asked me before he moved in if I was gonna be fucking him and I said no. This tore him up until one night when he got drunk and told them
>Friday night
>Boomers in house are alright when drunk so we hang with them sometimes
>I'm like 1 drink in babying my second cuz I'm a lightweight
>my bf took a shot with everyone before I got there, had a drink with me, two with one of the crazier landlords and probably more with someone else I didn't notice
>He sits down with me on the couch and pours himself a drink
>were all doing mixed drinks at this point but hes diabetic so he wants to limit the sugar, so he pours like 3 shots of straight gin into a glass
>We just watch a show for a bit and he says he feels nauseous and goes upstairs
>I WOULD have helped him but right then our crazy landlord bursts in drunk as fuck puking all over the kitchen floor
>I help the boomer to the restroom and get him some water and clean up
>watch over him for a bit to make sure he's okay
>walk upstairs to check on my bf
>He's literally on his knees in his room with puke all over his bed pleading and crying to our less drunk landlord that I'm the love of his life and he wants to spend forever with me.
>He's drunk so he just keeps repeating himself lol
>"She's the love of my life"
>"She's the love of my life"
>"She's the love of my life"
>sit in the hallway and watch a bit
>he finally falls asleep
>landlord comes out
>"Uh yeah so we're dating" I said kinda embarrassed
>"Oh yeah we knew you two fuck really loud"
>blush from ear to ear and say sorry
I just bite pillows when we fuck and I start getting loud now lol

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Why am I on this board.

lol

ur other friend sounds like a huge weenie

He was, he kept hanging out with me instead of his actual gf when they were dating too. It made her feel really bad to the point she like tweeted about it lol
I used to be friends with her but she seems to avoid me now which is fair

wow men are retarded

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE ONE WHERE THE BOYMODER GETS BEAT UP AND SPIT ON? thanks!!!

GG
Girls can do similar stuff too. We're all stupid in love.

>Girls can do similar stuff too
nope
girls rock!

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>Around this same time we had another guy move in to our place named John
>John's a kinda chubby dirty blond white guy, little bit of a trashy hick vibe
>I'm from the south so it's not immediately offputting to me but I know what's likely to come
>John's room shares a wall with mine and be hears us fuck one day
>the next day were outside smoking like literally all 3 of us
>John says that he heard me moaning loud and he bets im a good lay
>says he wants to "bust my pussy open and cream in it" right infront of my bf
>later that night he learns I'm from the south and screams FUCK N****RS at the top of his lungs in our suburban backyard.
>bf fucking hates him obviously
>one day we were gonna drive to the dispensary or somewhere idk
>John opens the door for my bf and says "after you princess"
>bf immediately pushes him outside and beats the fucking shit out of him
>screams "dont talk to her or me that fucking way you racist fuck"
>never been so turned on in my life desu
>we end up not going to the dispensary
>John moves out like a few weeks later after only staying a month and apparently never paying rent lol
>rode my bf till he busted 4 times that night

Honestly I'm still at least somewhat at fault, I didn't engage with him at all but I definitely could've pushed him away harder while they were together.

more user

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>be me
>21 y/o boymoder, 9 months hrt
>go to the store in boymode
>get called sir
>go to work
>get called sir
>the end

heh same desu

Lol ok I'll tell a hot one
>Before we started dating
>He's getting ready to go to the gym, I'm just talking to him
>I ask him if he stretches before
>He says no
>Tell him it's important, brag about how flexible I am. End up saying I can put both my legs behind my head
>He asks to see it
>without rly thinking I just sit down and yeet both legs behind my head
>I'm tucked but I'm wearing literally short ass dolphin shorts that dont even hide my ass half the time
>he just kinda looks at me
>realize how slutty I probably look and start to pull my legs down
>before I can unlock them he pushes me on my back, laughs and compliments my flexibility
>literally screaming fuck me inside my head lol
Everytime he fucks me missionary now he pushes my legs behind my head and pummels me c:

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god i wish i could do that

giwtwm

Im flexible too! virgin so i've never used it like that but i used to freak my friends out in highschool a couple years ago by sitting on the floor, putting my limbs behind me and crab running at them.

>be me, 21 boymoder
>noticeable breasts plus i wear a padded bra
>get to college (shitty small town college)
>mask mandate bc woke
>everyone he/hims me (not bc they know me i have no friends)
>go into town (super conservative the town and college are pretty antagonistic)
>take off mask bc fuck that
>get she/her'd by everyone

??? I thought masks were supposed to help me pass ???

this but i get he/him'd either way

mess with the bull you get the horns

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Just keep stretching every day! You rly have to push into the uncomfortable feeling and hold it for 30 seconds, by the time you get to 10 it wont even hurt near as much anymore
Lol same I'd just show guys the leg thing and they'd always ask after if I could suck my own dick

>Two Christmas's ago visiting bfs parents
>I'm 5'10 and he is 5'9, I generally date taller guys but I'm fine being about the same height as him
>his mom is 5' flat
>she keep complimenting me but also calling me tall you know
>"Wow you're so tall you're like a model"
>"You're legs are so long and beautiful"
>I get most short girls do want this but fuck I hate it so much I wish I was 5'4
>start feeling pretty rough
>Just faking a smile and continuing the conversation with his mom
>my bf comes out from the kitchen to sit next to me on the couch
>wraps his arm around my waist, pulls me close, and whispers in my ear
>"are you okay baby?"
>I totally was but it just made me fucking melt immediately
>millions of butterflies
>he changes the topic and starts talking to his mom
>I just lean on his shoulder and hug his arm tight
>his mom eventually leaves
>hop in my bfs lap and kiss him
>Tell him how amazing he is and how much I appreciate and need him in my life
>He hugs me tight asf and plays with my hair
>"I love you more baby"

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i need this in my life

Post lips

lol your bf sounds like a faggot, me and my bf both say fuck niggers as much as we want

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My bf isn't white and racist people are cringe as fuck sorry to inform you.
You will find it one day user!

have you tried being asian?

Aww wonderful story user, I’m glad you found the person who’s right for you

Ty he's literally my king
If I ever pass out in my room I get woken up by him picking me up and carrying me to his bed

I feel like telling another coomer story
>completely unrelated but I was raped as a rly young child, like 3 or 4
>super into rape play now just a coincidence I swear
>bf is very strong but literally the nicest person ever
>asked him to hit me and he said I have the least punchable face in the world
>keep begging him to be rough with me
>one day he finally gives in
>teasing him a little like you do
>lean over to pick something up and just shove booty into him
>when I lean back up he grabs me by my hair
>pulls me close to him with my back to him
>shoves his thumb into my mouth and asserts, "Suck."
>I start to suck a little but as soon as his thumb touches my teeth he flips me around, slaps me in the face hard asf and screams, "No teeth!"
>face goes numb to the pain immediately
>a wave of lust rushes over me, I literally drool onto the floor like a fucking dog
>sheepishly look back up at him and suck, blushing red everywhere with a handprint across my face
>try my best to keep teeth off but hes intentionally pushing down as to make it harder
>everytime he feels teeth he slaps me again
>literally giggling uncontrollably with pleasure after every slap
>feel like his little toy and its rly hot
>finally he pulls his dick out
>I haven't rly mentioned it but hes pretty hung
>7.5-6" the last time I measured
>I to this day can hardly deep throat him, hes rly thick thats my biggest issue
>I've bottomed out and licked his balls without gagging maybe 3 times
>Open as wide as I can and start sucking
>can feel him pushing down into my throat with each thrust
>I only got slapped once before he came c:
>swallow and look up at him with a smile and probably 50 hand prints on my face

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>rape play

Never understood why people like this sorta stuff, i mean power to you i wont stop you or anything but i just cant understand the appeal of simulating such a horrible act, now i do like dominance and being dominated but rape stuff sickens me, again power to you and do whatever you want but god i just dont understand rape stuff.

It's just like rly extreme submitting
Pain is light and temporary but the much longer lasting feeling afterwards is the mix of desire and pleasure
You're a virgin tho so it's understandable. This is like pretty advanced stuff no one starts here, I certainly didn't.

I like the thought of submitting but god i just hate the thought of rape, like with a partner i could do submitting but if he/she brought the word rape up it would turn me off bad, idk maybe im not degenerate enough.

I can understand a bit of like hair tugging and butt slapping, not sure about face or hitting anywhere else, and yeah its cause im a virgin so i have no experience, hopefully ill feminize enough to feel able to date soon.

I mean its not rape of course you're consenting. It's just like playing along like you don't want it and having him use his physically superior body to pin you down and take what he wants from you.
Slapping would be more S&M but its pretty light compared to most other S&M stuff
Choking is very similar I like that a lot too

>MtF, 21, boymoder
>college dorm roulette shit
>get a male roommate
>introductions etc. we dont talk much after that
>oh shit hes from a conservative state
>try to act cis around him

>about a week into the semester
>he starts talking to me suddenly
>"hey, so what were your pronouns again?"
>im a retard so i just tell him she/her (mine are actually she/they but eh)
>kinda just sit there in silence
>he says "cool" and goes to sleep

Thats it. My life is boring af. thats why i make up greentexts instead

not the same person replying from earlier but this seems a lot more reasonable to me imo i think calling it "rapeplay" probably gives it a really bad rap, i mean its not like hes gonna bust in the door full ski mask and pretend to be someone else and actually attempt rape (unless thats something people like imo thats weird).

one time i mentioned liking something like u mentioned here to my bf and he got rlly weirded out and said that he isn't a fan of it, i wonder if i could explain it to him in a certain way to get him on board cause that does actually sound pretty hot ngl.

Yeah its all about how you word it lol
As long as hes into you he will be down to do a lot I'm sure.

hnnggg yes more awooooga

Idk if I should just go to hornygen at this point lol
>be me
>valentine's day last year
>drooling over bf all fucking day
>want to, no, need to please him
>can hardly make us dinner I'm so distracted dreaming about his cock
>make some sushi pic rel and go up to his room
>hand him his dinner with a smile and he sets it down
>grabs me by the waist and hoists me up onto his shoulder
>walks me over to the bed and slams me down on it
>I'm squirming with anticipation, literally cannot ever get enough of him
>I want him to ravage me so fucking bad, knowing that I cannot stop it if I wanted too just makes it better
>He grabs both of my arms and pins them down above me with one of his hands
>with his other he pushes me down and rips my panties down
>I had been anticipating this so I was already ready c:
>He lubes up while toying with my bussy
>He's really good with his fingers, has me squirming around before his dick even comes into play
>He starts rubbing it against me, I can't wait anymore and just start begging for it
>"please daddy I need you"
>He's balls deep in me not even a second later
>I'm really used to his cock by now so it doesn't even hurt
>already moaning load as fuck so I bite onto his arm to stay quiet
>he starts fucking choking me with the arm I'm biting
>Each thrust sends jolts through my body, which clenches up my jaw, which makes him choke me harder
>not even sure if I'm fully conscious at this point, just drooling in pleasure as this feral beast has his way with me
>grabbing whatever muscles I can, mostly just hold onto his arms for support
>finally feel his start to speed up
>beg for his cum even harder
>he puts both hands on my shoulders and pulls me down onto him, pushing the deepest inside me hes been so far
>lets out a groan as he pumps all of his thick sticky cum inside me
>he goes limp on me breathing deep for a bit
>asks if I came
>somehow I didn't I usually do first desu
>"not yet haha"
>fucks me again for like 15 minutes

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hnnnnggggggh awoooooga more more more

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lol nice joke

your bf sounds really lovely im infinity jealous

>21 year old boymoder
>very low self esteem
>in ldr with bf, dating for almost 2 years
>sweetest boy I've ever met
>full of brainworms but he loves me nonetheless
>fantasize a lot about going on dates with him and what us meeting in person for the first time will be like
>always too scared to share cuz i feel unworthy of how out of my league he is
>sometimes distance myself just cuz i feel like im not as much of a girl as he deserves
>few days ago
>step past my usual boundaries, ask if theres any lewd stuff he likes that hes never told me about before
>he tells me how hes always secretly been into really rough stuff like full nelson and rough skullfucking
>face is beet red under my sheets, my entire body is shivering since hrt made me way more interested in rougher stuff
>immediately feel washed over with guilt because I feel like Im not pretty enough to deserve to hear such lewd things from a perfect guy
AaAaAAAAA why cant I just let myself enjoy thiiiings
Fuk u boymoder brain, u stinky.

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Dumb girl, tell him this

Doesn't work.

Tell him what

that you want to be fucked this way and all of that; and that you think you’re ugly

oh
i mean i told him i thought it was hot, just kinda left it at that
and he knows

lol, all these stories make me horny, happy and a lil sad at the same time

Lol ty
>Wake up early one morning
>roll over to cuddle bf
>just happen to notice hes rock hard
>in the mood already
>decide to wake up bf with head
>slide under his blanket and drop down to his cock
>it smells rly fucking addicting, turns my brain all mushy
>pull his cock out and start licking the shaft
>when its ready I swallow it whole
>get pretty deep but not all the way as usual
>start bobbing up and down
>he grunts a bit but is a mad heavy sleeper
>start doing the twirly tongue thing around his tip
>he jumps up
>sees me locking eyes with him with 6 inches of his cock in my throat
>grabs my head forcefully with both of his hands and shoves me down
>I'm gagging a lot but trying my best to hold it back
>he thrusts into me a few times and busts all over the back of my throat
>I barely got to taste it so I make sure to suck him dry after
>pulls me off of him and kisses my forehead
>"Good morning my love"
The gif is him playing with my tummy c:

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asking for a friend how do I find one like him? He sounds like a dream lol

When did you start HRT?

pretty sure I've seen that exact same gif posted on here before a few days ago.

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I met him through being friends with an old trip from here, I rly dont wanna say her name so pls dont ask.
We were just friends until he moved in, but we mostly talked like over discord and stuff. Tbh he thought I was dating that other guy, well they all did because he would never deny it, he even asked me to play along once.
19

Yeah it was me lol I got banned for 3 days for posting it too :p

> 19
How old are you Now?
>trip
What’s

>19
>tfw started at 20
its over ;-------;

Ah ok, you really think posting it again is a smart idea?
Oh well your choice.

Does one year really make such a huge difference?

no, lol

24 and no lol
I'll just say literally everyone would recognize her so I can't
I got banned for the thread I made with it I think
Ur fine thats barely any different
I did have a pretty weak puberty tho, theres a pic I took at 18 when my like first chin hair grew cx

i haven't even read all the posts but i already know they're full of horny cuteness from a mtf that looks feminine
that fucking tummy gif fucking kills me because i am disgusting and masculine and i will never be a cute girl like that or have a bf to love, cuddle and fuck with
i fucking hate myself, i wish i could go on hrt but i'm scared of the side effects, of society, how my family would react, how i would work or earn money (since i really wouldn't want to be fired, they can fire you in lots of places for being a tranny and i live in croatia) and stuff like that

i just wish i was happy. sorry for doomposting in such a happy thread, happy for everyone who has a partner that supports them through their transition, loves them for who they are and sees them as women and their gfs
i would cry my eyes out if i had a person that loved me that much

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> trip
I mean what’s a trip, not who’s that person. I’m dumb tho so I sent the reply before writing the full thing
> weak puberty
Yeah I suppose most passing trans girls have one; like, each of them

literally all of this but HRT part. I wanna die~ lol

hey mine was from an ugly chubby hon boymoder so theyre not aaaaaall from feminine mtfs

Oh trip means they don't post anonymously see The green part on the top left
As far as a weak puberty it was like 100% because I constantly starved myself and was likely malnourished
Im sry user but theres for sure someone out there for you, you just have to find them.

I should’ve starved myself too, I see
Well, next puberty I will

which one
i'm not on hrt, good for you though, i just wanna kill myself when i see my face
>you just have to find them
i doubt it
if i go on hrt i will be a hon and it's hard to imagine anyone can love a hon or see me as a woman

> hon
You don’t know that, trans ppl are awful at judging themselves
> good for you
nah, I still want to kill myself when I see my face. But now even when I don’t!

i just know i won't be pretty
picrel, it's me.

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more hnnng awoooooga awoooooga ive nutted 8 times already hnnggghhfgjffjfjfj

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i wonder how many twittertroons came here because of le epic boymoder greentexts thinking this board is a reddit enclave.

wdym
are you referring to the disgusting picture of the guy above the doom coomer picture

Hahaaaa talked to my bf about it but still dont feel that great about it. Kinda felt like he was dodging a bit but i cant really blame him.

not reffering to anyone in particular, just saying that considering how much greentexts get reposted off site i wonder how many people came to Any Forums specifically because of them and how they colored their perception of the board before actually seeing it for themselves.

well, what is the board actually like then? to me, it's a mix of cute and horny stuff but with mostly gender dysphoric and fucked up posts.

your other friend sounds like an asshole

He was lol I didn't talk to him for months after

>be me
>watching anime with bf, posting horny stories on Any Forums literally last night
>keep rubbing booty on bf
>the show ends and I lean forward to grab our wireless mouse to change the episode
>he grabs me by my hips and yanks me back
>pulls panties to the side and starts rubbing his giant man meat on me
>thrusts forward clapping into my cheeks
>his dick goes past my entire dick and balls and up to my belly button
>start drooling and rubbing the shaff
>he so much more of a man than me
>feel a sudden drop of cold on my bussy
>he pulls his dick back and plunges it deep inside me
>I let out a small yelp before he shoves my head down into a pile of blankets
>with just one hand he can completely immobilize my frail body
>with his other he hand he keeps slapping my ass
>slaps one side until its bright red and im almost crying, swaps hands pushing my head down and start slapping the other cheek
>keeps pumping me making loud squishy gushy noises with my bussy
>cum 3 times, violently quivering under his strong grip
>begging my man to fill me with his kids, literally cannot think of a single other thing than how much I want him to breed me
>he flips me over and yanks me back down onto him
>both hands on my hips, pushing his thumb into my tummy
>"I can feel me inside you"
>brain too mush to respond
>"mmmhrmmm"
>"This is where the babies will be"
>rubs my tummy softly while picking up his pace
>goosh goosh goosh goosh
>His force gets stronger as he yanks me down one finaly time, grunting as he unloads inside me
>I can feel him pulsing inside, letting out a nice warm feeling
>start to cry a little because I know I'll never be pregnant
>he pulls me off of him and coddles me in his arms until I fall asleep
How was your night user?

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How long have you been on HRT by the way

5 years in 1 month

It’ll be a long road before I find a bf I suppose

hhhrrrggghh give me more give me more oh god oh fuck im gonna coom im gonna coooooommm aaahh i would love to be your bf but the fact you already have one is even better hnnng awoooooga

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Oka freak

>sitting around in my comfy oversized hoodie
>feeling sleepy and sad, decide to get ready for bed
>see myself in the mirror
>eyes focus on my linebacker hon shoulders and my fucked up bangs, which looked pretty and feminine at first but now makes me look like an unkempt autistic man
>lay in bed
>think about all the things I'll probably never get to do with my bf because im an ugly boymoder bordering on manmoder at this point
>wake up
>extremely dehyrated and nauseous, stummy starving but the only food in the house is ramen and coffee
>barely slept for the 4 hours before i had to get up
how was all your nights anons

I dysphoric-dreamt so just as bad

h-hot

But I met him before I was even 3 years on, so it's not that far.

>bf loves face sitting
>I wasn't into it before but it's pretty fun so I'm happy to do it for him
>sometimes it gets rly fun watching him squirm under me gasping for air
>one time hes eating me out while I'm on him and he slaps my ass twice which is our signal that he needs air
>think it would be funny to deny him for a bit, I do it everytime but not for more than a few seconds just to keep it fun
>get really into the feeling of his tongue inside me
>Start grinding on his face
>forget completely about his need for air
>hes shaking violenty and finally geabs me by my ass cheeks and benches me completely into the air
>"You're so fucked bitch"
>I can't even giggle before he throws me down and starts ravaging me
>was already eating me out so I was plenty ready for him
>squish squish squish
>hes standing off the side of my bed and forcing my legs behind my head missionary like I said before
>his arms wrap around me and he picks me up
>holds me close to him and starts fucking me mid air
>he fucks pretty hard so we eventually slam into a wall so he can ram my bussy harder
>splurt splurt splurt
>I'm trying not to scream as I have nothing to bite but I literally can't help it
>start moaning loud as fuck, everytime he fills me up I involuntary yelp in pleasure
>He slams one hand on the wall, literally holding me against the wall off of the ground with one arm
>leans into me and fills me with his seed
>he teases me for trying to play like I was dominant enough to deny him anything
>I tease back a little just so he'll keep going
>gives me a light slap and asks "who owns you?"
>"I'm yours daddy"
>I still try to deny him when I sit on his face lol
>I like being forced to learn my place under him

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> But I met him before I was even 3 years on, so it's not that far.
Then I’ve just to survive dysphoria alone for 3 more years

Anyhow these stories are amazing

honestly ~2 years is when I think most of the changes happen, I was dating other people by like 6-8 months desu. I wish you gl

>Last Thanksgiving
>parents surprise visit me from across the country, never expected him to meet my parents desu
>they were pretty disgusting to me, denied me hrt when I was younger and tried to stop me from doing informed consent after, never called me my name and would always make sure to remind me that I was born their son. When I moved away 2+ years on hrt my father said, "It feels like my son died"
>don't exactly enjoy being around them but I'm jealous of people with nice relationships with their parents so I though it out
>my father used to do this thing where he would only refer to me as "Bud" and in private I was just his son
>my mom was stupider so she'd slip up and eventually start calling me her daughter
>never heard my dad call me his daughter
>anyways we hang out with them a few times, decide to wear a dress for the last day
>walk into their bnb
>dad goes, "Whose that sexy girl"
>makes me feel weird but I try to enjoy it
>its pretty shitty hanging with them, they actually make me cry one time and my bf steps in to like stop them
>dad still never calls me his daughter
>get home and cry to bf about it
>he holds me tight in his arms, stroking the back of my neck as I tell him everything
>how jealous I am of my sister because she got to be the only daughter he wanted
>my bf asks softly, "Do you wanna be my daughter?"
>never heard a male voice say it to me
>feels rly awkward, idk what to do I just curl up in his lap
>he keeps playing with my hair and says, "Its okay baby I'll be your real dad"
>still crying in his lap, "Ok daddy..."

and thats why I call him daddy casually now lol

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> honestly ~2 years is when I think most of the changes happen, I was dating other people by like 6-8 months desu. I wish you gl

I thought it was the first year? Anyway, thank you user, you’re damn kind

I mean by the end of 2 years a lot of the stuff has already happened and you should be in a decent spot to daye others, you will continue to get better its just like the major changes are mostly done its just rounding out your curves a lil better

>boymoder
>25, lena juice for nine years
>occasionally male fail but it's not a constant because my style of presentation is lazy and too depressed to keep self looking good
>roommate is a coworker
>he's kind of cute, like a male lead in an evangelical movie from 2007
>dontthinkaboutit.jpeg
>walking around the plaza one day looking for a fro-yo shop we can't remember the location of but that i'm insisting is really good
>we get tired of walking eventually
>he just leads us to a soup restaurant
>like 'soup shop' or something but in chinese i can't remember it wasn't exceptional
>get seated at table
>one of those spots where you have a big pot of soup between two people
>kind of cheesy because they only offer chopsticks to make the portions seem bigger
>listening to him talk while he's stuffing noodles in his mouth and it's pretty cute
>kind of zone out listening to him and eating because his stories are more interesting than the wall decorations i can't read or the sirens in the background
>notice that one of the noodles in my mouth is offering weird amounts of resistance
>sort of lean forward to stop it from spilling on my jersey
>his face is like five inches away from mine, the resistance was his
>his eyes are adorable saucers, alarmed and amused
>suddenly a loud crack from outside as the sirens get really loud
>we both kind of jerk back as a reflex
>yelling from outside
>"open the door"
>"get on the floor"
>"everybody walk the dinosaur"
>mfw

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what kinda stretches do u think are good to start/practice flexibility? i've been wanting to get more flexible for a while but i have like zero experience w physical activity so im not rly sure where to start

I used to do gymnastics as a kid so I always had a good base to start with.
I mostly just stretch my hamstrings and everything around your hips.
Toe touches, standing and sitting, straight out and spread eagle
Lunges you gotta get deep into them, if you can go all the way down lay on the floor too
I don't know what it's called but its when your cross one leg over the other while sitting down, and put your arm around the outside of the crossed leg and push it behind you like pic rel
I try to do splits too but I can't get all the way down just yet
Oh and make sure you do your bridges as well so you can bend back to look your bf in the eyes while hes fucking you doggy

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>those hips
yep, i am going to kill myself

femme face probabaly but you screwed up somewhere else w/ outfit or hair or some other ancillary thing

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right okok i'll have to note those down bc i don't even know what most of them are lole, i appreciate the answer tho!! it helps to have some idea of what to do

god
i hate how addicted to cute greentexts I am but how much they kill me inside

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Yeah they kill me too

god why am i not a passoid FUUUUUUUUCK

incredible.

how the fuck is ur bussy constantly poopfree and ready for all of this spontaneous sex?? do you just wash ur self out every night and not eat...?

no passoid thinks they are a passoid tbf
when I know I'm in the mood I clean out before we hang together, if I'm not in the mood I just ask him to stop or let me clean out when he starts stuff.

I have a story rly similar to this lol
>I don't boymode, but I don't exactly flaunt my femininity a ton when I dress up
>my usual go to is like a form fitting shirt/pants with a cute cardigan
>used to love wearing dresses as a kid
>feel really awkward wearing them now, idk why but they just make me feel like a freak and I don't like my body in them
>Anyway my bf's sister was getting married, and she invited him and me to come along
>"Fuck I'm gonna have to wear a dress" is all I could think
>I owned like two but I really hated how they looked on me
>trying them on one day and nothing has changed
>looking at my disgusting body and my utter lack of tits to fill out everything I have
>drop to my knees and cry a little
>just then my bf walks in
>sees me on the floor and stops everything
>looks down at me, brushes the hair out of my eyes, wipes away my tears and plants a kiss on this spot on my upper lip he calls "his spot"
>"You're very beautiful, I'd love to see you in that more."
>"I don't know if I can, I feel so disgusting in it", I say looking back down
>he grabs me by the jaw and forces me to look him in his eyes
>I can't help but keep crying
>"Baby you're the most beautiful woman in the world to me did you know that? You look amazing in that and I want to show off how pretty you are to everyone else"
>crying even harder now, "I can try I guess"
>he hugs me tight and says thank you
>decide that I need to order a new dress, get this cute white one with blue flowers on it and realize that I'm going to a wedding and probably shouldn't wear white, so I order a black one after, pic rel.
>I'm nervous as fuck wearing them still, but to ease into it he makes me wear them around the house everywhere
cont

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>i will never have a body like that
its overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
but thanks for the story
it made me tear up
i hope i get to experience that one day

anyon a lot of what makes those pictures look good is how she's postured. pulling her shoulders back, angled to show her butt as part of her hips rather than just her hips straight on, legs slightly spread to improve that as well. she's very pretty but the difference is smaller than you think

doesnt matter i will never look like that ever :(

this is true and the dresses also have like straps on the back to hug your waist tighter

>I wear mostly the white sundress as I know I wont be wearing it to the wedding
>its rly light and I like the way it flows down my body, super easy to fuck in it too I just lean back and everything is exposed
>wear it around all day, sleep in it, fuck the next morning in it, wash it and do it again 2 days later
>finally start to feel comfortable somewhat comfortable in them
>bf wants to take me out in one before the wedding
>decide on the black one as I've worn it less, get all ready, do m ymakeup and everything just to go eat at some kinda cheap restaraunt lol
>when we get there I'm literally breaking necks bcuz I'm way overdressed for the vibe, getting literally dead eyes by this one kinda fat girl there with her mom
>all the stares make me really nervous, I know they're probably not with ill intent but I can't help but thinking they are
>my bf realizes I'm getting worked up and grabs both of my hands, pulling my attention to him
>"Look how pretty they think you are, they can't keep their eyes off of you, I can't either"
>blush and look away
>eat a rly good dinner constantly adjusting the dress that rides way too far up my legs
>When the day of the wedding comes I'm more than confident in myself, worn the dress to school a few times as well
>bf walks me around, introducing me to most of his family that I haven't met yet
>all of them compliment my dress c:

This is my hips straight in for reference

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yeah its over :|
giwtwm

i mean no passoid thinks their a passoid but that doesnt mean everyone who thinks they arent a passoid is a passoid
I'm fat and have a manface
My only way into being a passoid is maaaaybe losing weight and ffs, if im lucky

what the fuck how are they so huge…

Oh well, I wouldn’t have got them anyway since shitty genetics

what the FUCK
HOW

IT NEVER EVEN FUCKING BEGAN (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)

what's your hip waist ratio?

The bans are crazy here right now, I was recently banned after posting friendly and encouraging things, not even for shitposting.

oh my god you're actually like perfect what the hell
iæm 100% certain you have the cutest face known to man too

Idk just like work out, take your shots, and pray I guess
Waist usually ~62cm or 24-25 inches
Hips around 93cm or 36-37 inches
I weight cycle constantly so my measurements change a lot but its usually around .69
Fr its just constant janny seething it seems
My face uggy lol

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you may think so but i refuse to believe it. ur cute

how can a single jpeg of hips fill me with such despair and jealousy

>i will never come close to that in a million years
why do i even bother trying :(

threads like this make me want a boyfriend...

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My twitter is @seppukuwuu my face is uo there I guess
I realize I'm lucky but no one gets anywhere but not trying! I see a direct correlation between how much I try to present myself and how happy I am when I go out.
They are very comfy I recommend

>bf and I have been dating for a month
>he wants me to have sex but I only blow him
>says im not rdy to get naked
>show him butt but never my upper body
>he keeps asking me why I keep my long sleeves on
>eventually I cave in
>take off shirt
>cuts scars everywhere
>I start crying
>last bf left me over this, I quit but the scars are still there
>he says nothing
>grabs my most cut arm
>kisses all over my scars
>finally kisses my head and lets me rest on him with my shirtless body
I dont think I ever felt more loved in my life

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please tell me your height and when you started transitioning so i can seethe more

someday my bf is gonna abandon me for someone who looks like this and on that day i will blow my brains out

5'10 and 19
Just emotionally manipulate him until he can only love you.

This js my trip btw I never use it lol

>raleigh cad operator gf
>bf started out as my friend at famous red trilby company while we were both interns before i switched my major
>became roomie after hearing him complain about campus dorms
>he has that thing where it's like sort of a gay accent but you can't really tell if it's because his teeth are crooked or he's actually gay
>for a programmer he's super cute
>sort of limp-wristed but good shoulders, nice jaw, broad chest
>delicate chad
>crush been forming since he patted me on the back after fixing a bug for him like three years ago
>he has messy dark brown hair that flickers with red when the light hits it
>sort of guy who will talk about how a specific format of operating system iso is drastically better than another or how the 12-string guitar is the most beautiful instrument and makes you believe it despite not really caring, with the cutest toothy grin on his face
>he doesn't exactly slay women probably just because he doesn't drink but he's had a few long-term gfs
>go back two years
>i'm experimenting with makeup and my hair during a day off work, boymoding but a workplace hoodie and ironic jnco will only allow you to appear so masculine with braids and panda bear eyes
>go to a house show to see some lsd stoner-chill rock band because an e-friend recommended them
>honestly way better than i expected
>get a tap on the shoulder as i'm bouncing up and down during the chorus of one of their earlier songs
>turn to my right to see future-bf
>eyes go wide, wave of instinctive fight or flight mode rushes over me

cont. maybe if anyone wants to know how it ends. i'm hitting the character limit and my writing style isn't that compelling.

ur rly not that bad, i'm not gonna hugbox and say u have the cutest face i've ever seen, but shush ur not ugly in the slightest. i could complain about my own but that's cringe just know ur very cute and attractive

damn 0.69 is good. mines at .7 would love to get to funny number. does weight cycling help?

i would like to know how it ends pls

im listening

> take your shots and pray
I swear in my family there’re no hips like that, so I’m doomed with my straight shitty hips
But your hips are so great, I’m jealous but god if they’re good to look at (and I’m straight wtf)

Can you give me the rundown of what kind of stuff you post on OF?
Full on videos with your bf or just cute lewds?

My bf doesn't like being in stuff but theres a few videos of him toying with me
It's mostly just lewds of myself but I recorded some videos of me riding my dildo that will be up soon c:
Sometimes I take a video of me riding his face but he doesn't like to show any more than his dick usually

That sounds pretty neat actually, how often do you upload?

I shoot for at least every other day for pics, videos are kinda just dropped in when I film them. I don't do any of the hidden content shit that most dumb egirls do although I probably should lmfao.
I won't lie to you I'm not the most consistent but I'm trying right now at least lol

since you said please

>he looks mildly shocked for a split second before he grins
>"hey! you look cute! trying something new, or are you going to make a regular thing out of this?"
>stutter for a few seconds but affect a semi-confident tone, grin and rub the back of my head with my hand when i notice people starting to pay a little attention because i don't want him to get thrown out
>barely not stuttering i let out a "yeah. i'm trans." praying to the voice training gods that the first time i'm outed in public my voice will not fail me
>jazz hands, "surprise?"
>he looks pretty surprised and maybe a little embarrassed from putting his foot in his mouth
>nervously pat him on the back, lean in and mutter "you're welcome for not making a huge deal out of this, these scenes throw people out if they look too much like a dick, and some of them even get violent"
>bounce in silence for a while as the bridge kicks in
>he's working on getting some of his confidence back to save some face
>"you do look cute though."
>more bouncing in silence as i stare straight ahead at the band
>there's a little bit of angst or anger or sadness in his voice when he leans in next
>"were you just not going to tell me?"
>hop, hop as i'm figuring out the best thing to say before my mouth cuts off my brain
>"wasn't planning on it."
>can tell he's struggling not to raise his voice as he leans down and replies, stuttering the first word as he tries to find the right volume

hitting the character limit again. not sure if i'm keeping it entertaining so i'll leave whether or not i continue to you guys.

NTA but wtf your face is super cute too, you're an absolute 10, 9 at worst, I'm infinitely jealous but super happy for you, if only we all had such looks.
I'm not saying that having means your life is any easier than anyone else's, but being a 10 IS better than being a 5 lol

continue!! waaaa

Being a 5 is way better than being a 0

well I appreciate it and I don't wanna sound rude I just dont have a ton of self esteem most of the time lol. I don't think many of us do. When I look at my face all I see is my old face, but you don't have that bias so you can be more objective
either way ty it means alot c:

yea yea go on.

Feel ya (well, I still see my ‘old’ face for actual reasons and not just dysphoria), but know that you are really cute indeed

I see what you mean, I guess trannies are just cursed, but yeah I'm someone that's super into beauty including human beauty, like, I look at people *a lot*, and you're definitely way above average, from the pics I've seen at least. I hope you can eventually be fully confident about yourself, cause you're beautiful and sound like a cool chick
Fucking Caitlyn Jenner isn't a 0, try and be a bit less bdd

I look better than her already lol

Didn’t know who she was

You're making me cry with jealousy, stop sharing your heartwarmingly erotic stories with us loners :c

ty anons you earned a spot in my special folder c:
I'm sry I'll stop lol, I told most the cute ones anyway all I have are fuck stories now

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> ty anons you earned a spot in my special folder c:
Yeee, somebody will remember something I said!

i'm an asian tranny in a mostly white place who malefailed somewhat often pre-transition and who dresses like a life is strange character so that absolutely tracks

Plsss

You are good looking. But as I know too well self love/self worth come from the inside. Wishing you well.

Try female business professional when you're brave enough.

Awww that's so cute but if a bit sad, I hope you have some good friends, having a caring bf is the best, but having some friends you can hang and stuff with is also important!
Do you have a Spotify playlist so I can judge you as a person?
(I'm the 10 is better than 5 user btw)

open.spotify.com/playlist/6jWL8qE4y9wYapd1gaxUHF?si=b2a0c8f67faa439f
I listen to a lot of diff stuff dont be alarmed lol
My reccomendation is to sort by new cuz its a playlist I started in 2015
I also made this album pic a few months ago for that thread c:

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i do like hearing pleas

>"that's completely unfair! i would have been a way better roommate if i would have known i was living with a woman. i thought we were friends, dude."
>"we are friends. plus, you're the best roommate i've ever had; are you mocking me right now?"
>mentally between throwing hands and kind of excited that the dynamic isn't messed up
>"what do you mean 'am i mocking you'? i've let you cook for me. fuck, you've seen my dick, for fuck's sake! i'm not exactly on my best behavior at the den, and there's a lot that looks like sexual harassment and sexism now."
>bluescreening from how cute this is
>kinda bounce a little bit to my right, arm brushes his
>"you've been absolutely fine! you keep the shared space clean, you share your weed, you drive me places whenever i can't just take the bus, what more could i possibly want in a roommate?"
>"at least this explains why you've never had a girlfriend"
>wait
>"you know i'm not homophobic, i would have been fine if you just said you were-"
>wait stop
>"-into guys! so when am i going to meet your boyfriend? there's no need to hide this stuff from me. i'm cool! i'm hip."
>struggling to keep rhythm with my bouncing
>face is red
>"let me guess, blonde like that new hope-era poster of mark hamill you have, right? probably has blue eyes, too, doesn't he?"
>from the corner of my eye i can see him grin conspiratorially as he leans in
>pretty sure he's about to continue an in-joke of ours but it's such a bad place to
>"bet he has an armban-"
>i tersely blurt out, in a sort of loud whisper, "i've never even had a boyfriend!"
>"why not?"

hitting the character limit again, and i've started hitting on scenes that i've wanted to put into fanfiction i've been writing. not sure if i'm going to continue.

please more user i need the rest

Up to you! DESU I'm still reading.
>i've started hitting on scenes that i've wanted to put into fanfiction
I do think that's funny.

Yea, i do wanna hear about how you end up with a BF : p

Its my own fault for coming here in the first place lol

We know you wanna write it really and we all wanna read it

>living together
>doesn't clock that your trans or even think you're gay

how much of a hon are you?

awww keep him, he's amazing

ahhhh i love the internet! have you listened to matt martians solo stuff?

I have not but I will check it out for sure
funny story I think my bf started crushing on me because when he told me he got a bass I said, "Oh what Internet song are you learning" and he laughed a lot and said Come Together

for you
i once saw his gf at the time obnoxiously fake yawn and rub his dick through his jeans and instead of getting the message he stayed absolutely fixated on a late night talk show. he's just an oblivious dumb teddy bear.

>"first of all it's kinda offensive for you to immediately assume i'm straight. even though i am... and it's not like i haven't had offers. my standards are just too high!"
>"oh yeah?"
>"yeah, i've got a dream guy in my mind and nobody's ever asked who compares to the picture in my head."
>"what's he like, then? you can't just drop something like that and not say!"
>"dark hair with a little red tint, kinda scrawny-looking, cute. clean shaven, pretty eyes. you know, the works."
>"that's pretty vague for a 'dream' guy. a boy band member, maybe? half the guys in raleigh fit that description! hell, if it weren't for the red hair, i'd even fit that description!"
>"i said red tint, not red, and you have reddish hair, you dolt."
>wait
>"wait."
>his face bunches up and he squints a little, like he's thinking really hard
>"what?"
>"...did you just?"
>"what?"
>stone-faced doe eyes
>"nevermind."
>bouncing
>he awkwardly speaks up after a couple minutes
>"so how about the band huh?"
>"yeah, i'm really liking it."
>"this one's off of one of my favorite seven inches of theirs. they wrote it years ago and it's never been on an album! cool, right?"
>he says the name is something about phantoms. was too nervous to really commit it to memory.
>never knew he had good taste in music
>crush intensifies
>"have you been drinking? your face is all red again."
>not as stone-faced as i thought, apparently

character limit again. pretty sure all of the people reading are asleep since it's kind of late, and the thread will be dead by the time they see it.

im awake and reading. keep posting user :)

I'm still here user, just went to smoke to cope with being alone

relatable. hope things get better user. this year can be ok im sure :)

dont leave us hanging pleaaase

I thought so too but I'm doubting it already.
Pretty used to being alone and usually go to the pub at the weekend. I can talk to people fine once I've drunk drunk a bit making jokes and I can forget my problems though not completely but I started hanging out with 2 girls my age (I went to school with one) and in 2 separate nights now the other girl would put her hand on me when I was lost in thought and sincerely ask if I'm okay, the first time I managed to brush it off (it helped someone gave me coke later that night, DONT DO DRUGS KIDS) but she did it again last week and I fell deep into my own head, we all went back to her house but not long after I slipped out the back and ran away before I started crying.
I can't even make friends anymore because I'm so disconnected from my own emotions, no wonder I've been repressing my feminine side for more than 12 years...

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Anonette.. your friend is looking out for you. Just he carful not to be your own worse enemy.

>about to have sex with guy
>take off clothes
>brush my teeth
>make the mistake of looking at my disgusting hon body in the mirror
>instantly go from being horny to wanting to die
>get in bed with guy
>his dick is hard
>start jerking him off a bit
>realise I can't do it
>itisover.png
>I will literally never pass, hrt is a meme, etc.
>tell him I'm not in the mood
>he says it's ok but he's probably bummed
>lie down next to him
>"what's the matter, anhon?"
>tell him about how I'm a hon
>"I think you look fine" etc. hugboxing bs
>cry myself to sleep while cuddling him
I hate my life

>Anonette
Lol, I wish, dressing and repressing for as long as I can remember but I'm stuck being a failure of a man, I'm almost certainly my worst enemy, I probably wouldn't have come out as bi in school were it not for the one other gay guy who kissed me once but even then I still wouldn't act on it.

sorry user, i have to say the amount of self loathing you have isn't doing you well. I wish you could see stuff like that as evolution instead.

Hope you're ok

Believe me I know but literally how do you begin to love yourself when you hate pretty much everything about yourself and what you've done?

you start to let go of that shit. bit by bit IMO

Not that it's easy. it's fucked.

I'd love to but without something else to grab onto I'm just aimlessly and blindly floating and thats worse than repression because at least with repression I still feel something rather than the numbing emptiness.
I always thought the right person would come along and I'd be able to see the light at the end but I havent even so much as kissed someone in over 6 years..
I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now instead of using anons as strangers, thanks for letting me vent though.

>be me
>cute passing transgirl
>not really into pussy, but get cis gf due to matching personality
>she likes her pussy ate
>don't like taste of pussy so stop doing it
>she gets frustrated
>discovered nature's wildberries
>little fruits that make sour things taste sweet
>I am back in the pussy eating game

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Wishing you the best user

I hope you kill yourself. Fucking emotional faggot crying, lmao. Who does that?!

Still here, it's only 6:30 for me
Pls continue

this one really got me crying, but i think in a good way

thank you so much for sharing your stories, user

the FUCKING RIBCAGE kms now

ropefuel

Ty I cried writing it lol
Still have a shitty relationship with my parents desu the visit did not help

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>>John says that he heard me moaning loud and he bets im a good lay
>>says he wants to "bust my pussy open and cream in it" right infront of my bf
Holy shit, that sounds so hot, and everything else you wrote was so hot too. I really wish I was a girl and had a bf to ride dick haha. I mean, I know John said that but it would still kinda make me horny just knowing men love my body.

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But the hottest thing was when your bf beat him up, I wouldn't want my man to go that far and hold himself back but if it comes down to it, I want him to be able to protect me haha.

No

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please senpai

it's been so long since i've seen this. thank you user for bringing me back to my oldfag days

I read "guy twice my height" and imagined a 12 foot giant walking into the restaurant lol

>ywn be boyremoved by slenderman
why live?

I'm never ok and I wanna die

you must continue! grr

consider being three feet tall

Lol after the vanity wears off it gets pretty annoying desu
Yeah it surprised me to hes usually so sweet
Ur cringe bro

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tfw hobbit

bump 4 more of this

Why do people like these greentexts?

because we will never live it. We are also fembrain. We don't like to see it. This is the best we can get in life :c

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How do i find a bf like this

im not fembrained but i like greentexts

why?

Thanks but I doubt the best will ever truly come for me, I hate how much of an attention seeker I sound but I'm so shit at talking about this stuff to people IRL, I messaged the two girls who I mentioned in a previous post asking them to talk and they both seem eager to help, I had another cry at the idea someone outside of my family actually cares for me and now I'm worried ill just end up crying in their lap or some shit...

I know why you're typing this, when I though like you I never actually came here but I probably would've said the same thing to a post like mine and whilst I'm sure you'll probably never see this message just know I and the rest of us care for you user, I more than most know how it is to feel completely alone, like your chest is hollow and completely devoid of emotion but know someone out there is there for you if you just ask, after all, you can't help those who can't help themselves.

I am once again bumping 4 more

if the thread is still alive when i wake up, i'll finish it. tired today!

you fucking suck at telling stories lol

i agree!

they have to think up more larp each time lol

lurk moar

Why do people like a lot of media? Its entertaining and the escapism allows me to imagine that its going to happen/happening to me.

wow your waist and hips are really pretty. do you do any exercises for your waist?

Yeah I just did 3 sets with ur mum
jk I do cardio mostly and leg workouts but nothing waist specific. sometimes I do russian twists or whatever they're called

leave

i don't know i like reading them and fantassiing about them ig. they're just full of cute and dreamy scenarios

oops

OOPS

this thread will not die until you complete ur story

Bump

what is this ungodly statue

>wake up early
>bf still asleep
>force myself out of bed so I don't spend four hours staring at him and waiting for him to wake up
>brain goes into full housewife mode for whatever reason, feels like I'm being consumed by ancestral memories
>time to bake bread
>make the dough
>might as well also clean the dishes
>play some runescape and bake the bread
>go back into our room
>bf just woke up
>spend some time cuddling with him
>eat the bread with some egg salad
>later that day he tells me that waking up to freshly baked bread made him feel very loved

we're all gonna make it

do you people not see how incredibly cringe it is to post shit like this in public.

You read it get some dick virgin its great
Idk lol I've had the pic for a while

COME ON user PLSSSSSS

jeez ok ok user!
>"yeah, ha. surprised you noticed! looking at me funny now?"
>hoping the confidence of the implied joking 'you're checking me out' will put him off my trail and gesture in some random direction i think there might be a kitchen where drinks could have plausibly been procured
>"what? you're cute."
>bluescreen
>bluescreen
>bluescreen
>so much bluescreen
>please give brain words please
>"well- uhm- i- uhm- you're cute, so there."
>i hate my brain so much
>out of everything i could have possibly said
>he's silent and just sort of bouncing to the music
>brain please think of anything good at all to say
>"ha so this is awkward!"
>mime tipping a bottle like i've been boozing up
>"i'm like really drunk, you know. sorry!"
>he kind of smirks, maybe a bit maliciously
>"uh huh."
>"i mean it! you kno-"
>does the cute thing where the tips of his eyebrows rise just a little bit expectantly
>"what'd you drink, then?"
>notgoodatthinkingonthespot.jpeg
>"martingales!"
>"isn't that a gambling term?"
>silence
>dead stare at the band
>he wraps an arm around me firm enough to stop me from bouncing and ruffles my hair a bit
>"there's no need to lie! you'd never get away with it, anyway; i'm way smarter than you."
>"your GPA is a full point below mine."
>he ruffles harder for a second and shushes me
>kind of not sure what's happening but i like the physical touch and stuff
>kind of nodding to the music while gently squeezed by his arm
>kind of overwhelmed but it's nice
>the band says they're going to play a cover song next
>he looks kind of disappointed but also kind of excited
>get lost in my thoughts and remember thinking about dinner; might as well ask if he wants to get in on it since we're both in the same place
>"oh, by the way, i was going to get pizza delivered after the show; what do you want?"

does anybody have that one where the brother was a repper who went from a sweet kid to really angry and depressed and his sister i think, was really worried about him, then he transitioned into a happy girl?

i know this isn't finished but i'm cooking dinner tonight and so what's left is going to wait a few hours

THANK U user LOVE UUUU

REEEEEEE
You fucking tease, finish your cute story already, I cant stand you leaving after each post anymore. I want to be completely overwhelmed with jealously but I cant if you keep disappearing like this.

STOP MAKING US WAIT

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based

do u wanna hear the story of how i (mtf boymoder) at 18 met my now-fiancée cis lesbian gf

yes

kay

>be me, 18y/o 1y low dose DIY boymoder
>just moved to new city for uni, time to date
>dating app
>couple flings with cis girls/afab enbies
>meet N
>butch, nerdy, cute - kinda dorky, very similar interests
>chat for a while, eventually agree on first date at generic national chain
>i showup in skinny jeans, hoodie. long hair and small tits
>she shows up in a dress, makeup and heels (this is totally not her style and she never has since dressed up like this)
>eat food, talk a bit, having fun, wanted to have drinks but i'd not brought my ID so i wouldnt get served - we go to her place
>couple drinks later i'm in her bed
>heated breaths turn to kissing turns to more
>she leaves bite marks and hickeys all over me
>i make her cum
>cuddle each other to sleep
>wake up in the morning, she makes me breakfast and books me a cab home
>fastforward 6 months and we're moving in together
>fastforward 3 years and i'm proposing to her under a waterfall and she's proposing to me on a boat while we watch dolphins
>how is this my life

God I actually want to die

same

lol dw user you'll make it someday

I can't believe this thread is stuff up and that one user still hasn't finished her fucking story wtf
I'll tell some more I'm bored idk if anyone still cares.
>Few months into us dating, wanted to go on an actual date with bf but covid
>we decide on walking to this park by our house
>it's pretty late like almost midnight or just past it, in the fall so its kinda chilly too
>get dressed up in this cute outfit that totally doesn't keep me warm at all
>bf is from Colorado so he has like this huge fuzzy warm jacket
>we start walking there and I'm immediately totally fucking freezing, but bad bitches don't get cold so I tough it out
>apparently I fucking suck at toughing it out because like 8 seconds into us walking I get covered in this shroud of warm fuzzies
>he drapes his jacket over me and pulls my close to him
>"wont you get cold?"
>"no I'm fine"
>try to deny it but I'm blushing and giggling too much
>we walk there holding hands and start messing around on the playground
>its all wrapped up with caution tape so we can't go on any slides, so I climb to the top of this rope jungle gym thing
>proclaim myself the queen of the hill and challenge my bf to dethrone me
>he climbs it pretty fast, I try to put my foot on him to stop him but I'm far too weak
>after being dethroned I hop into his lap
>lay on his chest with his jacket like a blanket over us, looking at the stars and listening to his steady heartbeat
>it's still pretty chilly but he's so warm, I snuggle up as much of my body under the jacket as I can
>He wraps his arms around me tight and I let out a little squeal of excitement
>god hes so comfy...
>we lay there for a little while, just talking while his strong heart beats away
>heartbeats have always been kinda my thing, they calm me down rly fast
>they also put me straight to fucking sleep
>something like 1 am I pass out on him
>have the comfiest dreams
cont

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>he realizes I'm asleep and puts me in his arms princess carry style
>this makes me wake up but you know I keep faking it lol
>walks down the jungle gym carrying me like a fucking chad
>panties melted
>he realizes I'm fake sleeping bcuz I'm squirming around in his arms lmfao
>puts me down and I lie through my teeth that I'm to sleepy to walk
>he "believes" me
>gets down and gesteres for me to get on his back
>I hop on up and he starts walking me home piggy back
>lay my head on his shoulder as I bounce with his stride on his back
>can still hear his heartbeat
>so comfy...
>drift off to sleep again
>wake up getting spooned in his bed c:

I found picrel of me talking to my friend abt him making moves on me and god was I stupid lmfao

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Gee Sally! How Come Your GF Lets You Have Two Proposals?

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What's the context of this meme?

>My bf isn't white
Good girl, I bet you love that nigger dick...

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I'm sorry but your relationship isn't real.

if you mean in reference to why I'm replying it to the post
>fastforward 3 years and i'm proposing to her under a waterfall and she's proposing to me on a boat
If you mean the meme itself, it's like from some advertisement for skinless weiners so they're "healthier".