Why hasn't Kazuma had sex with Darkness? Ladies and gentlemen, and subhuman megumincels, it just doesn't make sense.
Konosuba
Sebastian Edwards
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John Turner
Because there's a rule in anime that says the best thing is for nothing to happen, that everything must be bait and shipteasing and fanservice, and any deviation is rare
Eli Robinson
>not raping this every night in stables
Asher Roberts
Is there an in-universe reason he doesn't? She has the strongest and best body, and is openly willing/into it
Dominic Carter
He lacks the STR and STA. Bare minimum, you have to be able to hold a car over your head for 20 minutes to fuck Darkness.
Ethan Young
He is a turbo virgin with a small pee-pee, which gets smaller and then gets massive
Parker Barnes
He's a flatchad.
David Baker
>tfw I'll never have a dorkness to wash my back in the nude.
Brody Bell
he's already had too much aqua
Ryder Thomas
Darkness doesn't want to have sex with him and sees him as a child. Apart from her fetishes she's a serious person.
Kazuma isn't into sadism and masochism
Adrian Carter
But her fetishes are exactly why a weak, immature, loser like Kazuma could have her at any time. To be taken and used by such a scumbag ...
Easton Robinson
They are retarded virgins.
Mason Myers
Watch Megumins new trailer or else
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Jaxon Roberts
>panties
Oliver White
even for kazutrash i doubt that kind of realisation is something that would get him hard
Cooper Reed
Konosuba fans hate everyone but Megumin for not being perfect flawless wife material or whatever, and don't think Kazuma should ever touch them because he's their avatar.
And yet they want the girls that they absolutely despise and view as trash to orbit Kazuma and only Kazuma, forever.
It's just a weird narcissist fantasy isekaifags have. They exclusively want to surround themselves with and be loved by people that they view as lesser insects beneath them.
Cameron Green
Only the low IQ meguminfags. It makes sense for enlightened Aquabros and Darknesschads to root for Kazuma and one of the flawed-but-thats-why-they're-best girls
Christopher Sanders
If the author doesn't like them, then there's really no point in getting invested in Darkness or Aqua either.
Anthony Diaz
>Darknessfags
>Meguminerds
>Aquasimps
For me, it's Chris.
Lincoln Wood
in the LN she's too retarded to figure out basic foreplay
Hunter Kelly
or else me
Carter Martinez
You had ONE job
Carson Green
>sticking dick in crazy
Kazuma might be a virgin, but he probably has standards. Besides, it's clear Megumin is going to be his sex partner.
Lincoln Gonzalez
I like the music
Lucas Miller
>slamming her in the stables after a day working in construction in the heat
Imagine the smell of her sweaty body.
Andrew Young
For me it’s Yunyun
Chase Morgan