I can fix Revy

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Can't fix perfection.

She'll tune you up.

Damn, this pic makes me feel all sorts of shit

Revy could never be a mother. She can't even become a bride. She will spend her 20s on a knife's edge and finally die when her reaction time drops in her 30s. The most you could ever hope for fucking her once and living to tell the tale.

by giving her dialogue that doesn't sound like it was written by a 12 year old?

used good

>t. low-value unfuckable male

How about you fix Hiroe so that he'll finish this goddamn series before my own grandchildren are born?

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Just don't put up with her edgelord 12-year-old bullshit, don't get shot, and have a basic sense of human decency without being a preening moralfag. It's not that hard.

>tfw never ever

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>ywn go out to public land with Revy and have dual wielding Beretta 92 shooting competitions
Damn you Revy for making me want another 92

I really shouldn't be into abusive women.

Better not. Good riddance to this feminist girl power crap.

Yeah, you can fix her a sandwich

I don't like her because I could fix her, I like her because she can break me.

>Black Lagoon
>Feminist
not by a long shot

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But there is nothing to fix

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Made for nipon cock

dare I ask what kind of meat revy likes in her mortadella?

You are a giant weeping vagina