Umineko needs a new anime

with more Jessica scenes

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marrying jessice and making jessica the pregnant wife jessica

explain further

that i want to marry jessica, and then introduce my penis inside her vagina and breed until i cum inside of her producing a baby inside her womb.

We're aware, Battler, but your balls belong to Beatrice.

That is so true user

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I like her cute face

I have an idea. How about we make a new anime, except eventually shuttle out all the characters except Lambdadelta and Bernkastel, and make the rest of the anime about them beating each other to death with melee weapons? Isn't that such a great idea?

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A daring and bold new approach to an age old problem.

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What about enje

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It's just Clue with witches and more soap opera family intrigue.

Ironically R07 shit the bed so hard that Umineko can't be salvaged, and the main person fucking up his Shkonontrice bullshit is Jessica.

Can I get a qrd? I love behind the scenes drama.

fat and dumb

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She was definitely raped by her bullies, just look at her

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Natsuhi prefers anal

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I want to rim Natsuhi

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I love incest so much

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she went to an all-girls school

Maybe the real golden truth were the friends we made along the way

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and? lesbo rape, grabbing her boobs aggresively

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a knows about umineko? now I'm surprised.

*hit pipe*
Yes

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I agree, Jessica is a high-tier waifu, blonde, spunky, and innocent. A Umineko update would be nice for the art alone. Ryo's baby is Higurashi though.

The Jessitrice anime.

She obviously knew about Kanon/Shannon's situation and deliberately manipulated them towards despair.

She bought Kyrie and Rudolf to fake her own death.

She spread the first forgeries. All to destroy the Ushiromiya name and their image forever completing her spell of vengeance while she started a new life elsewhere.

I think he just means how the official solution requires Jessica to be unbelievably stupid since she's around both Kanon and Shannon a lot unlike everyone else, but R07 tried to keep her completely clean and uninvolved with the plan.

What a newfag.

I am sorry to be the contrarian but Jessica just felt like filler. I skipped all her scenes except the ones she was with Kanon.
I want more Ange though, everything about her is pure sex.

I think you're the newfag here.