>a loser worthless faggot
>but one day he meets a vampire and that vampire grants him immortality and a super sexy body and by some bullshit he gets all the benefits of a vampire but none of the negatives
>that vampire is one of the most perfect waifus, turns in to a loli servant, and loves him
>his sisters also want to fuck him, one of them which is a phoenix and isn't really blood-related but the other one is so he gets the best of both worlds when it comes to incest
>also, the girl he was initially lusting for loves him and when he later rejects her basically turns in to friendzoned cuck that does everything for him anyway
>also, yandere kouhai in love with him
>also, gets a gf that loves him no matter what because he "saved" her
Why do people bitch so much about harem MCs but give this guy a pass?
A loser worthless faggot
Because the Monogatari series is actually good
Because he's literally me
because midwits are its target audience. and shaft carries everything else
because is not really a harem
porn, pretty mediocre plot though
I fucking hate this emo hot topic faggot like you won't believe!
He is fit, moderately handsome and he does good at school I believe? And he is "kind". That's a big step ahead the loser, plain at best, underachievers, out of shape but "kind" harem MCs
Because except for this user , he's not a typical self insert. He's liar, a proud pedo and a moralfag at the same time, to an autistic degree. No kidding Ararararagi is more gutso than the average shounen protagonist. Also his inner monologues or rather mental gymnastics are funny. You also forget that other than his imoutos (and they are pretty unhinged as well) the ones who are into him are unapologetically mentally insane in various ways
He's a manlet so it balances out.
Neither is To Love Ru. The MC has a fiancé. That's a major step up from having a steady girlfriend like Araragi.
lol
>every monogatari is actually le bad consists of bitching about araragi
People complaining about Tsukihime now?
>He's liar, a proud pedo and a moralfag at the same time, to an autistic degree
That just makes him a more relatable self insert character than almost any other. I love this series but it’s clear that it knew how to craft a better self insert than other authors.
He also as a ghost BFF loli who only he can see and who lets him molest her every time they meet.
Because this guy is a based VampChad cunnysieur that walks his gf home "gently" and has lineup of mentally unstable sidebitches lusting after his dick.
Nothing to complain about.
>lets him molest her
She bites and kicks him. And would probably go to the cops or her parents about it if she wasn't you know ... dead.
>a loser worthless faggot
Hey, he was pretty good at math, show some fucking respect.
He molests the girls on purpose, not just by accident.
Prove it.
He's intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor. Like me.
>a proud pedo
i can at least tick one box.