Vampire women make the best wives

Vampire women make the best wives.

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are those... big breasts

the heat of rice will cook the vampire

The light of the sun will, however this is not recommended. If you expect large amounts of sun exposure it's best to choose a more compact model that comes with sun resistance.

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Any vampire I would take as a wife would simply be sensible, and use an umbrella.

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Nah, they suck

sticky rice

But seeing their pale skin gleam in the sunlight is so nice.

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But only if they're virgins.

Slurp and swallow

Blood and semen.

but all women are already... vampires.

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Shinobu is pure SEX.

They are undead so they cannot have children, that alone make them shit wives.

Scientifically speaking, what makes them the best?

die sinner

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That's what vampires normally do.

Fuck off, Belmont.

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You mean vampires can't have big tits?

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Whats this from?

She's so pretty.

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correct

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