This is worse than O MY RUBBER NEN, Nika Fruit and 7 Quirks put together...

This is worse than O MY RUBBER NEN, Nika Fruit and 7 Quirks put together. A series that originally ended 25 years ago is getting retconned now with this bullshit from a fanfic writer.

Thanks, Toyotaro and nuToriyama.

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No one seriously cares about SHITper.

Seems retarded. Why do this?

Only brazillian children care about nu-dragonball.

This is not worse than any of those because no one cares about the plot in Dragon Ball, we only care about the fights, choreography and powerlevels.

Goku being a low potential baby with literal brain damage rising up to become the most powerful mortal in the universe by a countless string of asspulls is worse

how autistic do you have to be to care about the writing of all things in fucking dragon ball?

>O MY RUBBER NEN, Nika Fruit and 7 Quirks
All of those happened in the original series, which is why they're a big deal (to shonenfags). It would be more comparable if something happened in a spinoff, like boruto. No one cares.

Explain picrel please.
The Dragon Balls were used on Goku and Raditz before the beginning of DB?

How many times are they going to retcon Goku's origins?

At least four more times.

Bardock used the dragon balls to alter kid goku's fate and make him "grow up strong and healthy"

The fanfiction made Bardock canon and made him wish to a dragon for Goku and Raditz to be able to reach adulthood.
So all of Goku's feats up to adulthood were done because of a dragon wish.

So to speak, Tien was robbed.

Also Tambourine and King Piccolo

Bulma being seem by Yamcha right before striking Hungry Goku was also the Dragon's fuckery.

I don't think you people get this scene. The wish of the dragon didn't save Goku from every single thing that happened in his life. It just saved him from the explosion of the saiyan planet. It's still a bit dumb, but it isn't the giant retcon everyone is thinking it is.

Imagine being Raditz.
Get a wish boost but die regardless.

Raditz died when he reached adulthood. The wish already expired or wore off by then.

And that fat fuck pterodactyl that almost knocked Goku out of the ring until he cheated using his cloud. And then by some miracle got his tail back.

All that were due to the dragon's wish.

>SHITnga
Done.

Explain Goku surviving his first encounter with king piccolo despite the fact that his heart stopped beating.

no he said "grow up genki", goku was destined to learn the genki dama

Goku died too but no one cares enough to revive Raditz.

Oh but just you fucking wait. No really, just you wait, until Toei or Toyofucko along with Senileyama decide to do that in a movie or manga.

what do you mean "explain"? That shit was written nearly 40 years ago. You can't possibly think Toriyama actually planned any of this. Dragon Ball was a comedy/action manga with heavy emphasis on fantasy. Shit like that happened every week.

>Get a wish for protection/to thrive
>Survive Planet Vegeta's explosion
>Forced to serve Frieza, the guy who blew up your home, or face death
>Stuck with the two biggest assholes of the galaxy for years
>Weak as fuck so you're made fun of constantly by your peers
>Meet your brother and die
>Forgotten instantly by everyone you've ever met
Being Raditz sucks.

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Literally all it does is explaining how nobody magically noticed Goku's spacepod when Freeza was purposely making it so no saiyan was outside Planet Vegeta (the prince's squad being the only exception) and making less cheap how he revived himself after King Piccolo checked his heartbeat stopped.

I know that, but retroactively it seems like the dragon's doing.

>You can't possibly think Toriyama actually planned any of this

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Frieza didn't notice because his ki was too small. Bardock made a point they all cannot go together because frieza would detect bardocks and gine's large ki. The saiyans don't know on how to fully suppress their powers like earthlings do

Goku was sucking all the nutrients off that wish. Raditz was only getting 5%.