Monogatari is an anime for intellectuals only.
Prove me wrong.
Monogatari is an anime for intellectuals only
Chase Fisher
Mason Garcia
It's for pedophiles.
Easton Jenkins
>Prove me wrong.
I liked it, but I'm not an intellectual.
Jose Thompson
It's just very talkative.
it probably would be not that different if it was a radio show or rakugo or something.
Jonathan Harris
I cant
Connor Roberts
Logan Powell
The only people who say that are pretentious idiots who think they're smart.
Kevin Price
>and missing all the cool and strange shots
no
Evan Adams
I liked it and I'm quite intellectual
Aiden Cox
just another shit show with a shit budget made by a talentless hack from a shit studio built by the lowest bidder, targeted at the lowest common denominator.
Josiah James
is there literally any other anime thats animated the same way this was done? watching "monogatari reviews" only led me to a youtuber telling me to watch french movies.
Adrian Evans
I couldn't stand Bakemonogatari.
Everyone on Any Forums kept saying how great it was
But from episode 1 it was utter dogshit.
Me: This looks like a fucking powerpoint presentation.
Any Forums: DON'T WORRY IT GETS BETTER
Me: this is just unfunny wordplay monologues!
Any Forums: DON'T WORRY IT GETS BETTER
Me: I'm still waiting for it to get better
Any Forums: DON'T WORRY IT GETS BETTER
Me: when?
Any Forums: DON'T WORRY IT GETS BETTER
Any Forums: DON'T WORRY IT GETS BETTER
Any Forums: DON'T WORRY IT GETS BETTER
Any Forums: DON'T WORRY IT GETS BETTER
It never gets better.
It's always garbage
It's never entertaining
It's never properly directed
there is no climax
there is no catharsis
there is only slides, pans, and monologues
Any Forums: DON'T WORRY IT GETS BETTER
Aaron Martin
bakemonogatari
Microsoft Powerpoint slides
pan and scan
DeviantArt-tier backgrounds
literally 16 seconds of actual animation per episode
random insert of solid-colored slides
NO ACTUAL SOUNDTRACK TO SPEAK OF
talking heads
long, boring expositional monologues
Camden Lewis
I've never actually seen a monogatari-fag actually successfully defend the show.
They just go "lol filtered" as if that's the final word.
You point out the shitty animation
>lol filtered
you point out the shitty direction
>lol filtered
you point out the unfunny wordplay that a second-year japanese student would get
>lol filtered
you point out the lack of a decent soundtrack
>lol filtered
you point out literally any single flaw in their magnum opus and instead of defending it, they just
>lol filtered
The show is garbage and the fans are simping morons.
Jacob Gray
>filtered
Jaxson Bennett
its true. i only like monogatari because i want to rape hachikuji
Nicholas Ramirez
no, it's entry level and a relatively straight-forward story.
The courage to tell a lie...
Huh, it kinda is like Godard and the other spastic French New Wave directors now that I think of it
Ryder Brooks
it's a title for asocial weirdos who can't fit anywhere
Bentley Murphy
more like you don't get it, monogatari is one of those things that or you like it or you don't like it, and you are clearly of the second category, maybe some mrbeast videos fit more your tastes
Jaxon Richardson
Black Cat is the only reason to watch.
Hunter Bailey
I tried to watch it back in 2009 but couldn't get into it. Gave it another shot like 10 years later and it ended up becoming one of my favourite series. Can't believe there was an episode that actually made me cry.