Be me

>be me
>5,7
>not gay
>nextdoor neighbor and childhood friend invites me to her family barbecue this week to celebrate our highschool graduation
>hot girl 6,3
>show up to party
>she says she needs to run down to the store to grab some beer real quick, and that I should go meet her dad
>Her dad is setting up the grill out back I can see where she got her height cause this dude is MASSIVE
>Hesitantly offers to help
>He happily accepts and tells me about how his wife recently passed away and that I'm one of his daughters only friends
>He has a beer gut, yet his pecs and arms are tones and well defined. Wearing sunglasses and bald eagle tank, typical Ameridad
>Like a big muscly bear
>getting the strangest boner
>I lift the charcoal bag and poor it into the grill with ease
>"Aren't you a strong little man"

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Good morning I hate women

Morning. Fuck women.

>not gay
like you are fooling us faggot.

Did you fuck him?

>didnt get a hard on for the 6.3 girl

Just suck off a dude already. The squirt in your mouth is nice.

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>highschool graduation
>going down to the store to buy beer
Redneck ass bitch flunked three years

She's told him that she likes you, but she's worried that the height difference will turn you off. He's judging you. If you pass, he'll remind you that women are all the same height when they're lying down with their legs in the air.
Good luck, user.

>not gay
Stopped reading right there, pure larp